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Been doing this for years! Well said my friend.SGH said:If you really want the Brisket Gods to answer, you must first pray to them. Even then they may or may not answer. Here is a great prayer to the Brisket Gods:
Oh Brisket Gods, I pray to thee,
Cast your guidance and blessing down upon me.
Oh ruler of both fire and flame,
Guide me so I avoid failure and shame.
Hold my hand and steer me straight,
That this brisket may turn out great.
May my point be moist and my flat be true,
This I humbly beg of you.
Down on my knees I do pray,
That you might bless me and show me the way.
Fan my flame and stoke my fire,
And show the world that SGH is not a liar
Sometimes they answer, sometimes they don't.
Congrats on the Big 50 ole buddy. Believe this or not, but in 54 years I had never put on a suit until last week. No bull$hit. Think I might cook a brisket wearing it