Well fellas. SWMBO has decided she'd rather have her food cooked on some other fellas egg.
Good news, I made sure I retained custody off MY large with no visitation rights for her. Bad news, I'll be moving into an apartment and have to send the large to boarding school for the foreseeable future, but he'll be taken great care of and used frequently. I'll be visiting weekly.
For those who didnt get it. Women cheated, I'm keeping the egg and sending to the aunt and uncles down the road to use while I'm in an apartment and will use it weekly still.
3 types of people I can't stand: liars, cheaters and thieves. She's the first 2, better not become the third while we're still "together"