I have had an uninvited homesteader in my yard (actually tunneled into my flower bed) for about 3 weeks. Not very sociable, as he only seems to 'party' at night. He FINALLY made a wrong move and viola':
Now, who's got a good marinade for 'possum on the halfshell'. I mean armadillo? ;)
Also, how long does one marinate this scoundrel?
Actually, before the real PETA folks jump in here, I released him several miles from here in an overgrown field. :)