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OT: Sittin on the porch

Grandpas GrubGrandpas Grub Posts: 14,226
edited 1:58PM in EggHead Forum
There I was sitting on the porch with Grandma watching the sagebrush grow and reminiscing about "the good old days," when Grandma turned to me and said, "Honey, do you remember when we first started dating and you used to just casually reach over and take my hand?"

I looked over at her, smiled and obligingly took her aged hand in mine.

With a little smile, Grandma pressed a little farther, "Honey, do you remember how after we were engaged, you'd sometimes lean over and suddenly kiss me on the cheek?"

I slowly leaned toward Grandma and gave her a lingering kiss on her wrinkled cheek.

Growing bolder still, Grandma said, "Honey, do you remember how, after we were first married, you'd kind of nibble on my ear?"

I slowly got up from my rocker and headed into the house. Alarmed, Grandma said, "Honey, where are you going?"

"To get my teeth!" Honey

Have a good all.



  • MickeyMickey Posts: 18,515
    bad.......bad.......bad :sick: :laugh:
    Salado TX Egg Family: 2 Large and a very well used Mini, added a Mini Max (I'm good for now). 

  • EGGs N@EGGs N@ Posts: 50
  • thechief96thechief96 Posts: 1,908
    Fantastic!!!! :laugh:
    Dave San Jose, CA The Duke of Loney
  • Village IdiotVillage Idiot Posts: 6,953
    I'm glad you didn't take it to the next step. Blue pills would probably be involved. :laugh: :laugh:

    (at least, I've been told that they are blue. :blush: )

    Dripping Springs, Texas.
    Just west of Austintatious

  • WillieWillie Posts: 132
    Thats so funny, some of us can relate.
  • BordelloBordello Posts: 5,926
    Good one GG,
    Hope you both enjoyed the nipple,oppppppppppsssssssssss,nibble. Damn, I can't get anything right since detox. :laugh:

    Have a Great weekend with Grandma. :woohoo:

    My Best,
  • Grandpas GrubGrandpas Grub Posts: 14,226
    Nothing is going to work, I'm still looking for my teeth.

    The story ends at me looking for my teeth, besides I am still catching heck for sharing the kiss on the cheek part. I hate it when she reads these posts.

    She says she is just looking for some good cook ideas for me to do, but I really think she is checking up on me.

    You have a good weekend too my friend, I hope you are doing well.

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