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Grandpas Grub
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So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter. It lasted less than a day...
About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say,
'He.. no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7.
Why the he.. would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or stupid?'
So I replied, No Ma.am "I'm neither blind nor stupid. Ma'am, I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart."
My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.
So back to roasting peppers on the egg it is.
GG
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GG,
That is way to funny, now stay the He-- out of Wal-Mart and stick with your Eggs and your Egghead family.
Cheers my Friend,
Bordello -
Kent, you jest. Well done!
Good eggin'
-paul -
Help I can't quit laughing and I fell on the floor and can't get up. :laugh:
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Well you tried. Maybe someday you will see her again and you can tell her a few more nice things.
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That is the funniest thing I've heard in a long time! :evil:
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Maybe you are better suited for a behind the scenes executive position. Too funny, thanks for the laugh.
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hhahahahahahahah. ...thanks for making the end of my day!!!!!
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Great story Kent, I got my keyboard all wet
Ross -
Good One! :laugh:
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:laugh: :laugh:
Thanks for the giggle -
Too funny. Enjoy the egging!
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Giggle, heck that's real. I was excited to get a change to make some bucks. Got myself fired in just a few hours.
Kent -
that's great! I'm proud of you Kent.
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:woohoo: LMAO!!!!
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I told this story to my husband. Too funny. Great comeback and thanks for the eggcellent laugh.
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Kent,
You Rock! I like a man who says what he's thinking.
There are some people who should not have kids or pets.
I think you are back at the right place...in front of your eggs!
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