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Grandpas GrubGrandpas Grub Posts: 14,226
edited 4:43AM in EggHead Forum
 
So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter. It lasted less than a day...

About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say,
'He.. no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7.

Why the he.. would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or stupid?'

So I replied, No Ma.am "I'm neither blind nor stupid. Ma'am, I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart."

My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.

So back to roasting peppers on the egg it is.

GG
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