BGE`s new rain cap

WessB · May 2004

<p />It wont break if you drop it..LOL..This was Eggfest 01, my first..[p]Wess

Unknown · May 2004

WessB, but all our Tennessee friends want to know if they can still wear it to church on Sunday? hehehe[p]Van

Roy Fraser · May 2004

Hugh Jass,
I am from Tennessee and I resent that remark. Everyone knows that we dont wear hats to church on Sunday's, hats scare the snakes. Pigtail

tn slagamater · May 2004

Pigtail, well said, Brother. Such personal verbal attacks upon our State and her residents are uncalled for... WHERE IS THE WEBMASTER WHEN WE NEED HIM ??? Someone, PLEASE, awaken Mr. Miller..... take charge of these irresponsible threads...

RRP · May 2004

Pigtail,
Things I've learned about Tennessee and being a Tennessean...

1. Possums sleep in the middle of the road with their feet in the air.

2. There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 live in Tennessee.

3. There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 live in Tennessee plus a couple no one's seen before.

4. Squirrels will eat anything.

5. Unknown critters love to dig holes under tomato plants.

6. Raccoons will test your crop of melons and let you know when they are

ripe.

7. If it grows, it sticks; if it crawls, it bites.

8. Onced and twiced are words.

9. It is not a shopping cart; it is a buggy.

10. Fire ants consider your flesh as a picnic.

11. People actually grow and eat okra.

12. Fixinto is one word.

13. There is no such thing as "lunch". There is only dinner and then there is supper.

14. Ice tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when you're two. We do like a little tea with our sugar!

15. Backards and forwards means "I know everything about you."

16. Jeet? is actually a phrase meaning "Did you eat?"

17. You don't have to wear a w atch because it doesn't matter what time it is. You work until you're done or it's too dark to see.
[p]More about Tennesseans....

You know you're from Tennessee if:

1. You measure distance in minutes.

; 2. You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.

3. You use "fix" as a verb. Example: "I'm fixing to go to the store "

4. All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, grain, insect or animal.

5. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked.

6. You know what a "VOL" is.

7.You carry jumper cables in your car...for your OWN car.

8. You know what "cow tipping" is.

9. You only own four spices: salt, pepper, Tabasco and catsup.

10. The local papers cover national and international news on one page but require 6 pages for local gossip and sports.

11. You think that the first day of deer season is a national holiday.

12. You find 100 degrees Fahrenheit "a little warm".

13. You know all four seasons: Almost Summer, Summer, still Summer and Christmas.

14. You know whether another Tennessean is from east, west or middle Tennessee as soon as they open their mouth.

15. Going to Wal-mart is a favorite past time kn own as"goin' Wal-martin" or off to "Wally World".

16. You describe the first cool snap (below 70 degrees) as good pinto-bean weather.

17. A carbonated soft drink isn't a soda, colaor pop...it's a Coke, regardless of brand or flavor. Example: "What kinda coke you want?"

18. Fried catfish is the other white meat.

19. You understand these jokes and forw ard them to your friends from Tennessee (and those who just wish they were).Not EVERYONE can be a Tennessean, it's an art form and a gift from God!

Unknown · May 2004

Pigtail, LOL.[p]BTW, just poking a little fun. Being from Bama I love to kid my Volunteer and Auburn (Allbarn as we like to call it) friends. But please don't take anything I say seriously. [p]Except this.....ROLL TIDE!![p]Hugh Jass

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