invited a bunch of people over, family and friends, to celebrate my son's ninth birthday. served them grilled chix breast, tenderloin "burgers" (slices of beef tenderloin between grilled buns), the best beer, wine, etc that we could offer.....
and as they sit upstairs even now (the last two couples who aren't even hinting at leaving), they are making fun of the "undercooked chicken" (it wasn't 205 in the breast like they prefer it), the "bad" beer (it was sam adams, harpoon IPA: and i eventually went and bought them heinekin and f*i**ing BUD), and they are mocking the food my wife is serving them (now, at an hour past midnight she's scraping food together), i have to wonder: have any of you ever behaved like this?
after i ran off and bought him "only" six budweisers (this was at 9pm, following a 1 to 4 kids birthday party), i had a guy b*t*h to me tonight the beer sucked, and there wasn't enough. i reminded him that the six "sh!tty" sam adams that he choked down, plus the six buds that i hurried off to get for him were twelve more beers than he's ever served me in HIS house.
have you ever had guests that have made fun of your cooking (besides AZRP making fun of my paella, by proxy)? i've never been so insulted in my life.
if you served me cr*p on a shingle at your house, i'd be grateful. please, don't ever treat your hosts like i was treated tonight.
i am astounded. if any of you wonder why i don't mind being a loner and a pr!ck, it's because of nights like this. i don't need one friend in the go**amned world. i don't i don't need one damn friend. might be nice to HAVE one though. hahahaha
even the BGE couldn't save the evening.
ed egli avea del cul fatto trombetta -Dante