bad dog :((

i don't think that is covered under the warranty :blink:

what did you think would happen . i told biscuit you left her alone and this is the look i got ..

Desert Oasis Woman,

Our golden ate a laundry room floor (entirely) A gas BBQ line (that was covered in Dave's insanity sauce, he really seemed to like that), countless shoes, barbie dolls, a 100 foot roll of speaker wire (a pleasure to remove)and all the baseboard and trim mould from newly remodelled entire kitchen. God I loved that dog.

Steve

Molly,

Goldens chew things. That is it.

Steve

Desert Oasis Woman,

I am so srry. I mistook you for Cookin Biker

Steve

Bullets are cheap!!!Dogs are forever!!!

Gosh, now I have to go home and beat my dogs,.... just because!

I have to inform you of the "Dog Laws"
"Dogs"
Dog property laws:
1. If I like it, it's mine.
2. If it's in my mouth, it's mine.
3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.
4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.
6. If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.
7. If it just looks like mine, it's mine.
8. If I saw it first, it's mine.
9. If you are playing with something and you put it down,
it automatically becomes mine.
10. If it's broken, it's yours. :laugh:

How dogs and men are the same:
1. Both take up too much space on the bed.
2. Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning.
3. Both mark their territory.
4. Neither tells you what's bothering them.
5. The smaller ones tend to be more nervous
6. Neither understands what you see in cats.
7. Neither does any dishes.
8. Both break wind shamelessly.
9. Neither of them notices when you get your hair cut.
10. Both like dominance games.
11. Both are suspicious of the postman. :ermm:

How dogs are better than men:
1. Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public.
2. Dogs miss you when you're gone.
3. Dogs feel guilty when they've done something wrong.
4. Dogs admit when they're jealous.
5. Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out.
6. Dogs do not play games with you -- except fetch (and they
never laugh at how you throw).
7. You can train a dog.
8. Dogs are easy to buy for.
9. The worst social disease you can get from dogs is fleas.
10. Dogs understand what "no" means.
11. Dogs mean it when they kiss you.