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Major... Breaking News!!!

ChubbyChubby Posts: 2,790
edited November -1 in EggHead Forum
DateLine: March 2, 2009

7:220PM CST

As a result of long, (and sometimes ardeous) negotiations between the GrateMates Corperate Legal Staff and those who represent Mr. Mike Schweitzer...we are pleased to announce the following:

The Ledgend Himself...(aka " The Lawn Ranger") will be making an appearance at the 5'th Annual Oklahoma EggFest in Oklahoma City April 17 and 18!

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Obviously...due to his "Celeberity Status", (and his numerous other contractual obligations), direct access to Mr. Ranger will be somewhat limited, but for those who arrive early...you may just get the chance of a lifetime and shake the hand of a real BBQ Icon!!

Please contact "Chubby", c/o GrateMates World Headquarters for further information on this visit and fee structure information for future Lawn Ranger apperances!

Looking forward to seeing all of you there!

Chubby
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Comments

  • Little StevenLittle Steven Posts: 26,941
    Chubby,

    How much for an autograph?

    Steve

    Steve 

    Caledon, ON

     

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  • BeliBeli Posts: 10,751
    Chubby

    I want his autographed oilpaint...nothing less.... :woohoo:

    allways loved your motto........

    "I've spent most of my money on good booze and cheap women...the rest, I just wasted"!!

    here it is in spanish:

    "He gastado parte de mi dinero en buen pisto y viejas baratas....lo demás lo he desperdiciado"!!

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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  • Lawn RangerLawn Ranger Posts: 5,466
    **** :silly:
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  • ChubbyChubby Posts: 2,790
    You know Mike;

    You always know just how to make me feel...

    Well..."Special"!!

    Chubby
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  • reelgemreelgem Posts: 4,256
    So that's the infamous Lawn Ranger! I've heard sooo much about him. Only good things though. :laugh:
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  • ChubbyChubby Posts: 2,790
    Yep...!!

    He's everybody's Sweetie!!

    Evans
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  • egretegret Posts: 4,018
    Mike,
    I couldn't agree with you more!! :woohoo: :woohoo:
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  • Lawn RangerLawn Ranger Posts: 5,466
    BTW, You misspelled appearances.
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  • ChubbyChubby Posts: 2,790
    Well... WFT!!
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  • egretegret Posts: 4,018
    Damn, Evans! You can't even get the initials right!! :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:
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  • ChubbyChubby Posts: 2,790
    See how he can get??

    This is what I have to deal with behind the scenes!!!

    That's why I finally had to just let the Lawyers handle the negotations!

    Hell...I even have to provide Green M&M's in the hotel room and Ecru 850 thread count Egyptian cotton sheets!

    Then again...not so unlike the list of demands you had in San Francisco!!

    You know though...you do what you have to, and I'm glad to do it if it means folks will get to personally rub elbows with
    "EggLeberities" like you and Mike!!

    Evans
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  • ChubbyChubby Posts: 2,790
    I got them right!!

    I don't know what you're talkin' bout!!

    Evans
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  • egretegret Posts: 4,018
    You're one sick puppy........Luv you though, man! Hope to see ya' in OK!!!!
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  • ChubbyChubby Posts: 2,790
    I'm there...never you worry!!

    How could I miss it knowing you and your lovely wife would be attending?

    Evans
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  • ChubbyChubby Posts: 2,790
    Somehow..it sounds more sophisticated in Spanish!!

    Thanks!

    Evans
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  • obviously, someone else must be paying his way!! ....and i'm sure its not that cheapskate grapeboy!! . ..and to get sharon's permission to go must have taken an act of congress along with negotiations on the part of secretary of state clinton. ..way to go chubby, i knew you had a way with hillary!!!
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  • ChubbyChubby Posts: 2,790
    No...

    "I've never had my way with Hillary"..,
    but if that's what it would've taken to get him there...you know I'd have done it/her... in a heartbeat!!

    No place for party politics when it comes to EggFests!

    Evans
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  • Car Wash MikeCar Wash Mike Posts: 11,244
    Concrete doesn't have extra spices for egrets ribs. :woohoo: Buddy Lawn in OKC. What is next, the Chiefs win the SB?
    They have a live remote, come on. Lets give them an interview like 06 in Hotlanta.

    Mike
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  • glad to know the ethics and morals in houston are a step above those here in the nation's capital!! ... .
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  • BootlegBootleg Posts: 49
    You guys crack me up!!! One day I hope to have the pleasure of meeting you!

    Bootleg
    Evans, GA
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  • ChubbyChubby Posts: 2,790
    Thanks Max!!

    We're just Patriots at heart here in Cypress..that's all!!

    I know you'd do the same!

    Evans
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  • ChubbyChubby Posts: 2,790
    "Concrete doesn't have extra spices for egrets ribs".

    You're right...that's when you may have to roll'em around a little bit!!

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    You know...

    just till they're coated!

    Evans
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  • Car Wash MikeCar Wash Mike Posts: 11,244
    ROTFLMAO
    I still can't believe you served them up. Hey. Buddy Lawn was there that day as well.

    Mike
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  • ChubbyChubby Posts: 2,790
    Yep!!

    This is high powered humor...for sure!!

    Now...(on a serious note),

    I'd be glad to make your acquaintance any time Sir!

    Evans
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  • ChubbyChubby Posts: 2,790
    Well..it was that, or deal with the slobering hungry crowds!

    I think I may have mentioned we used "Super Chubky Blues Hog" on those Bones!
    From the looks of it...

    I'm thinkin' they liked'em anyway!!

    Yes... How right you are!!

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    Mike was there...maybe a conspiracy is in the making!!
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  • Car Wash MikeCar Wash Mike Posts: 11,244
    Hey, you okay on Blues Hog? Let me know. Is Tom coming in? Who is representing the great state of Texas in Iron Egg Chef? LR?

    Mike
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  • ChubbyChubby Posts: 2,790
    Were all comming together...

    Me,Tom, Howell White, Kerry (my Neighbor) and the Masked Man!

    I may wear my Tonto Outfit!!
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  • Car Wash MikeCar Wash Mike Posts: 11,244
    Let me know about sauce.

    Mike
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  • ChubbyChubby Posts: 2,790
    I'm sure you're welcome to be!!

    Evans
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  • BobSBobS Posts: 2,485
    Beli wrote:
    Chubby

    I want his autographed oilpaint...nothing less.... :woohoo:

    allways loved your motto........

    "I've spent most of my money on good booze and cheap women...the rest, I just wasted"!!

    here it is in spanish:

    "He gastado parte de mi dinero en buen pisto y viejas baratas....lo demás lo he desperdiciado"!!

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Excellent translation!, but I am not entirely sure that "viejas baratas" was what he had in mind with "cheap women". :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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