Major... Breaking News!!!

Chubby · March 2009

DateLine: March 2, 2009

7:220PM CST

As a result of long, (and sometimes ardeous) negotiations between the GrateMates Corperate Legal Staff and those who represent Mr. Mike Schweitzer...we are pleased to announce the following:

The Ledgend Himself...(aka " The Lawn Ranger") will be making an appearance at the 5'th Annual Oklahoma EggFest in Oklahoma City April 17 and 18!

Obviously...due to his "Celeberity Status", (and his numerous other contractual obligations), direct access to Mr. Ranger will be somewhat limited, but for those who arrive early...you may just get the chance of a lifetime and shake the hand of a real BBQ Icon!!

Please contact "Chubby", c/o GrateMates World Headquarters for further information on this visit and fee structure information for future Lawn Ranger apperances!

Looking forward to seeing all of you there!

Chubby

Little Steven · March 2009

Chubby,

How much for an autograph?

Steve

Beli · March 2009

Chubby

I want his autographed oilpaint...nothing less.... :woohoo:

allways loved your motto........

"I've spent most of my money on good booze and cheap women...the rest, I just wasted"!!

here it is in spanish:

"He gastado parte de mi dinero en buen pisto y viejas baratas....lo demás lo he desperdiciado"!!

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Lawn Ranger · March 2009

AssHole :silly:

Chubby · March 2009

You know Mike;

You always know just how to make me feel...

Well..."Special"!!

Chubby

reelgem · March 2009

So that's the infamous Lawn Ranger! I've heard sooo much about him. Only good things though. :laugh:

Chubby · March 2009

Yep...!!

He's everybody's Sweetie!!

Evans

egret · March 2009

Mike,
I couldn't agree with you more!! :woohoo: :woohoo:

Lawn Ranger · March 2009

BTW, You misspelled appearances.

Chubby · March 2009

Well... WFT!!

egret · March 2009

Damn, Evans! You can't even get the initials right!! :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

Chubby · March 2009

See how he can get??

This is what I have to deal with behind the scenes!!!

That's why I finally had to just let the Lawyers handle the negotations!

Hell...I even have to provide Green M&M's in the hotel room and Ecru 850 thread count Egyptian cotton sheets!

Then again...not so unlike the list of demands you had in San Francisco!!

You know though...you do what you have to, and I'm glad to do it if it means folks will get to personally rub elbows with
"EggLeberities" like you and Mike!!

Evans

Chubby · March 2009

I got them right!!

I don't know what you're talkin' bout!!

Evans

egret · March 2009

You're one sick puppy........Luv you though, man! Hope to see ya' in OK!!!!

Chubby · March 2009

I'm there...never you worry!!

How could I miss it knowing you and your lovely wife would be attending?

Evans

Chubby · March 2009

Somehow..it sounds more sophisticated in Spanish!!

Thanks!

Evans

mad max beyond eggdome · March 2009

obviously, someone else must be paying his way!! ....and i'm sure its not that cheapskate grapeboy!! . ..and to get sharon's permission to go must have taken an act of congress along with negotiations on the part of secretary of state clinton. ..way to go chubby, i knew you had a way with hillary!!!

Chubby · March 2009

No...

"I've never had my way with Hillary"..,
but if that's what it would've taken to get him there...you know I'd have done it/her... in a heartbeat!!

No place for party politics when it comes to EggFests!

Evans

Car Wash Mike · March 2009

Concrete doesn't have extra spices for egrets ribs. :woohoo: Buddy Lawn in OKC. What is next, the Chiefs win the SB?
They have a live remote, come on. Lets give them an interview like 06 in Hotlanta.

Mike

mad max beyond eggdome · March 2009

glad to know the ethics and morals in houston are a step above those here in the nation's capital!! ... .

Bootleg · March 2009

You guys crack me up!!! One day I hope to have the pleasure of meeting you!

Bootleg
Evans, GA

Chubby · March 2009

Thanks Max!!

We're just Patriots at heart here in Cypress..that's all!!

I know you'd do the same!

Evans

Chubby · March 2009

"Concrete doesn't have extra spices for egrets ribs".

You're right...that's when you may have to roll'em around a little bit!!

You know...

just till they're coated!

Evans

Car Wash Mike · March 2009

ROTFLMAO
I still can't believe you served them up. Hey. Buddy Lawn was there that day as well.

Mike

Chubby · March 2009

Yep!!

This is high powered humor...for sure!!

Now...(on a serious note),

I'd be glad to make your acquaintance any time Sir!

Evans

Chubby · March 2009

Well..it was that, or deal with the slobering hungry crowds!

I think I may have mentioned we used "Super Chubky Blues Hog" on those Bones!
From the looks of it...

I'm thinkin' they liked'em anyway!!

Yes... How right you are!!

Mike was there...maybe a conspiracy is in the making!!

Car Wash Mike · March 2009

Hey, you okay on Blues Hog? Let me know. Is Tom coming in? Who is representing the great state of Texas in Iron Egg Chef? LR?

Mike

Chubby · March 2009

Were all comming together...

Me,Tom, Howell White, Kerry (my Neighbor) and the Masked Man!

I may wear my Tonto Outfit!!

Car Wash Mike · March 2009

Let me know about sauce.

Mike

Chubby · March 2009

I'm sure you're welcome to be!!

Evans

BobS · March 2009

Beli wrote:

Chubby

I want his autographed oilpaint...nothing less.... :woohoo:

allways loved your motto........

"I've spent most of my money on good booze and cheap women...the rest, I just wasted"!!

here it is in spanish:

"He gastado parte de mi dinero en buen pisto y viejas baratas....lo demás lo he desperdiciado"!!

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Excellent translation!, but I am not entirely sure that "viejas baratas" was what he had in mind with "cheap women". :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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