OT- Rescue Mission - Volunteers neeed

I was at a Braves game a few weeks ago. In the food court area past center field, there is Skip and Pete's BBQ. Just to the left of the door is a LBGE smoking away!

So I go in there to get some food. Keep in mind that I understand where I am and my expectations for the food are pretty low.

I ordered the ribs. She pout the tray down in front of me. One look at them and I said "I changed my mind, I'd like the pulled chicken, please".

The chicken was the most dried out, crappy chicken I've ever eaten. I asked they guy be hind the counter what the used the egg for. He said "nothing". Just for smoke, I asked. Yep.

I think the mothership needs to go and repossess that egg! If not, we need to plan a covert operation to free that egg! Who is with me?!