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My governor is a piece of human excrement

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  • SGH
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    GATraveller said:
    SGH said:
    bgebrent said:
    “Jerkwater” is a debate team cure all Goldilocks.  
    Brother Brent, when I was real young the term “Jerk water” meant something totally different. As a gag I use to maturbate in the bathtub. Whoever took the next bath was bathing in jerk water if you will. 
    Just something I use to do as a joke to mess with my brothers. Just having fun, no harm intended. 

    I put doe urine in my brothers shampoo bottle one time. Fortunately I was fast enough to outrun him too. 
    I use to be notorious for emptying the Colgate toothpaste tube and filling it back with Preparation H. Never a dull moment around the ole homestead when I was young.

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  • blasting
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    SGH said:
    bgebrent said:
    “Jerkwater” is a debate team cure all Goldilocks.  
    As a gag I use to maturbate in the bathtub. Whoever took the next bath was bathing in jerk water



    Phoenix 
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  • Legume
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  • Eggcelsior
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    RRP said:
    GrillSgt said:
    RRP said:
    Not sure where this thread is headed, but here in IL we are close to the record for the number of democrat governors sent to prison for being convicted on multiple crimes!
    And WTF does that have to do with this. Funny that 2 jerkwater right wingers are the ones that want to interject politics into this. Way to go trying to defend this piece of crap. 

    Huh? If you think I was the first to think to bring politics up then so be it. But just for the record my wife for these last 52 years taught high school English for 37 years. 

    Besides the p.o.s. Demo IL governors who have gone to prison in spite of the Chicago political mafia do you remember the p.o.s. Democrat Dennis Haslet who was a BIG wig in Congress? Yeah that p.o.s. was sent to prison for raping male children when he was a coach here in IL?,
    Don't know who Dennis "Haslet" is, but do you mean Dennis Hastert? The 51st Speaker of the House of Representatives? The longest serving REPUBLICAN speaker in United States history? The one that plead guilty to molesting boys as young as 14 while a high school wrestling coach? 

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dennis_Hastert


    Sounds like your wife maybe should have taught political science or history.

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  • nolaegghead
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    Hahahahahahaha  

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  • GrillSgt
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    What a sad bunch. 

    The problems with the pensions are due to decades of corrupt Dems in power in this state. 

    That isnt the topic, the topic is a POS governor that makes completely ignorant and irrelevant statements. 

    Funny that is how the right wingers in here think “debate” takes place. What a bunch of narrow minded pinheads. 
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  • GrillSgt
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    BTW the Republican House overrode this POS governors veto of the pension bill. Apparently they think he’s human excrement also. 
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  • DMW
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    GrillSgt said:
    BTW the Republican House overrode this POS governors veto of the pension bill. Apparently they think he’s human excrement also. 
    Some things are partisan, some things are just right.
    They/Them
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  • SGH
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    DMW said:
    Some things are partisan, some things are just right.
    I concur. 

    Location- Just "this side" of Biloxi, Ms.

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  • bgebrent
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    Funny how it’s all about the “right wingers”.  Defines your stupidity when you assign the outcome to your chosen target rather than engaging your 60-90 IQ and not considering anything else.  #IGotAllTheAnswers
    Sandy Springs & Dawsonville Ga
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  • GATraveller
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    "Social media gives legions of idiots the right to speak when they once only spoke at a bar after a glass of wine, without harming the community [...] but now they have the same right to speak as a Nobel Prize winner. It's the invasion of the idiots."
                                                                                  -Umberto Eco

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  • SGH
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    bgebrent said:
    Defines your stupidity when you assign the outcome to your chosen target rather than engaging your 60-90 IQ and not considering anything else.  
    My IQ falls into that range :o

    Location- Just "this side" of Biloxi, Ms.

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  • DMW
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    SGH said:
    bgebrent said:
    Defines your stupidity when you assign the outcome to your chosen target rather than engaging your 60-90 IQ and not considering anything else.  
    My IQ falls into that range :o
    For some reason, I don't believe that.
    They/Them
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  • SemolinaPilchard
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    Legume said:
    Reminds of way back when Dennis Miller was the anchor of SNL. One of his favorite targets was Geraldo Rivera. Geraldo said in an interview that he would like to choke Miller like a chicken. On the next SNL Miller mentioned the quote, and said "Geraldo, you can't solve all of your problems by choking your chicken."
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  • bgebrent
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    SGH said:
    bgebrent said:
    Defines your stupidity when you assign the outcome to your chosen target rather than engaging your 60-90 IQ and not considering anything else.  
    My IQ falls into that range :o
    LOL.  Hardly.  Alas you will miss butt blast and remain the gulf coast phantom.
    Sandy Springs & Dawsonville Ga
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  • Ozzie_Isaac
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    What a kakistocracy!
    A bison’s level of aggressiveness, both physical and passive, is legendary. - NPS
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  • SGH
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    Ozzie_Isaac said:
    kakistocracy!
    That’s a mighty long word there brother Oz. 

    Location- Just "this side" of Biloxi, Ms.

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    The greatest barrier against all wisdom, the stronghold against knowledge itself, is the single thought, in ones mind, that they already have it all figured out. 

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  • Ozzie_Isaac
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    SGH said:
    Ozzie_Isaac said:
    kakistocracy!
    That’s a mighty long word there brother Oz. 
    I read it today on Drudgereport.  Don't know what it means, but it sounds funny.
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  • bgebrent
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    Ozzie_Isaac said:
    What a kakistocracy!
    Right! B)
    Sandy Springs & Dawsonville Ga
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  • SGH
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    Ozzie_Isaac said:
    SGH said:
    Ozzie_Isaac said:
    kakistocracy!
    That’s a mighty long word there brother Oz. 
    Drudgereport.  
    Damn, there’s another one :o

    Location- Just "this side" of Biloxi, Ms.

    Status- Standing by.

    The greatest barrier against all wisdom, the stronghold against knowledge itself, is the single thought, in ones mind, that they already have it all figured out. 

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  • Ozzie_Isaac
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    To the topic at, aahheemmm, at hand, that governor did an amazingly horrendous spin job.

    If that is what he believes then he is doing a terrible job as governor.  He should need to improve CPS resources, improve law enforcement, improve schools, and increase prosecution funding and jails.

    Saying if a kid is left home in Kentucy they will be sexually assaulted is abominable.

    I suspect that will not be in the brochures for Kentucky.
      
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  • YukonRon
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    No doubt he is an idiot. What is more important is, what kind of idiots voted this guy in?

    "Knowledge is Good" - Emil Faber

    XL and MM
    Louisville, Kentucky
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  • bgebrent
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    Honestly don’t know your local politics.  Assume your flagship school is representative. Not you Ron.  So your governor is Rick Pitino?  Or is he the AD?
    Sandy Springs & Dawsonville Ga
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  • YukonRon
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    I wonder if he worries about children being molested on weekends, holidays, spring and summer breaks too?
    Dude is an idiot.
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    XL and MM
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  • nolaegghead
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    Spring rape
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    I mean, Break
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  • YukonRon
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    nolaegghead said:
    Spring rape
    Butt blast III
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    XL and MM
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  • CoMoBGE
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    JohnInCarolina said:
    Do you live in Missouri?
    Whatever your Governor has done, I raise you mine! 
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  • nolaegghead
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    Our last governor watched Jesus or god or something exorcise a demon.  Or something.  Guy was nuts.  Oh yeah, he raped the state of funds so his buddies made sh!t tons of money.
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