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OT...Darwin Award Winner?
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Unfortunately there are sooo many nominees.
Road rage...
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Philly - Kansas City - Houston - Cincinnati - Dallas - Houston - Memphis - Austin - Chicago - Austin
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"If I wanted my balls washed, I'd go to the golf course!"
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“Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” ― Philip K. Diçk
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"I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike
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JohnInCarolina said:Philly - Kansas City - Houston - Cincinnati - Dallas - Houston - Memphis - Austin - Chicago - Austin
Large BGE. OONI 16, TOTO Washlet S550e (Now with enhanced Motherly Hugs!)
"If I wanted my balls washed, I'd go to the golf course!"
Dennis - Austin,TX -
Masturbator Meets Hard End
2016 Darwin Award Winner
Confirmed True by DarwinPhilly - Kansas City - Houston - Cincinnati - Dallas - Houston - Memphis - Austin - Chicago - Austin
Large BGE. OONI 16, TOTO Washlet S550e (Now with enhanced Motherly Hugs!)
"If I wanted my balls washed, I'd go to the golf course!"
Dennis - Austin,TX -
because anus
2007 Darwin Award Winner
Confirmed True by Darwin
Do you really want to know about The Enema Within?(21 May 2004, Texas) Michael was an alcoholic. And not an ordinary alcoholic, but an alcoholic who liked to take his liquor, well, rectally. His wife said he was "addicted to enemas" and often used alcohol in this manner. The result was the same: inebriation.
The machine shop owner couldn't imbibe alcohol by mouth due to a painful throat ailment, so he elected to receive his favourite beverage via enema. And tonight, Michael was in for one hell of a party. Two 1.5 litre bottles of sherry, more than 100 fluid ounces, right up the old address!
When the rest of us have had enough, we either stop drinking or pass out. When Michael had had enough (and subsequently passed out) the alcohol remaining in his rectal cavity continued to be absorbed. The next morning, Michael was dead.
The 58-year-old did a pretty good job of embalming himself. According to toxicology reports, his blood alcohol level was 0.47%.
In order to qualify for a Darwin Award, a person must remove himself from the gene pool via an "astounding misapplication of judgment." Three litres of sherry up the butt can only be described as astounding. Unsurprisingly, his neighbors said they were surprised to learn of the incident.
Philly - Kansas City - Houston - Cincinnati - Dallas - Houston - Memphis - Austin - Chicago - Austin
Large BGE. OONI 16, TOTO Washlet S550e (Now with enhanced Motherly Hugs!)
"If I wanted my balls washed, I'd go to the golf course!"
Dennis - Austin,TX -
Photo Egg said:thetrim said:I fell off a ladder during Hurricane Irma prep. I survived, but have been told I am the leader in the clubhouse for our 'hoods award
Few years ago, a couple we know who are avid "fix it up people" both did MAJOR damage to themselves in 2 different accidents off a ladder.
I don't seem to bounce off the ground any more like I used too.
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XL 6/06, Mini 6/12, L 10/12, Mini #2 12/14 MiniMax 3/16 Large #2 11/20 Legacy from my FIL - RIP
Tampa Bay, FL
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Do you think it is by circumstance, the Darwin Awards site offers flammable BBQ aprons for sale to generate income?
Me neither. Bought two, just in case."Knowledge is Good" - Emil Faber
XL and MM
Louisville, Kentucky
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