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How a belligerent drunk feeds himself.

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SGH
SGH Posts: 28,791
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Have you ever had one of those days where you drank entirely to much to function? Well, I had one today. In my fog of bliss, I got a craving for chicken and dumplings. Odd really, as I normally crave cheeseburgers and fried chicken legs when drinking. That aside, I staggered to the kitchen and went to rounding crap up. No sober or sane person would actually make this. But to be honest, it was pretty darn good. However the Jack Daniels may have influenced my judgement. 
I didn't have much to chose from so I threw a bunch of stuff into the PC just to see. 
Said stuff:
1 whole pack of Little Sizzlers. 
1 roll of hot sausage. 
2 pounds of frozen mullet. 
1 extra large pork testicle. 
3 chicken breasts. 
4 chicken thighs. 
5 cans of crescent rolls. 
1 quart of chicken broth. 
4 cans of cream of mushroom. 
4 cans of cream of chicken. 
1 stick of butter. 
1 pig foot for good measure. 


All in all, it turned out pretty good. However I will taste it again tomorrow when I'm sober for farther evaluation. 

I would say that I hope that y'all enjoy this odd creation. But to be honest, I don't even know if I really enjoyed it or not. That will be determined tomorrow. At any rate, thanks for looking. Hey, at least it's unique ;)  

Location- Just "this side" of Biloxi, Ms.

Status- Standing by.

The greatest barrier against all wisdom, the stronghold against knowledge itself, is the single thought, in ones mind, that they already have it all figured out. 

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  • Scottborasjr
    Scottborasjr Posts: 3,494
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    I'm excited to see what the sober review is. It's intriguing without a doubt. I'm pretty sure the Mrs. would wonder what happened if I cleaned out that much food product for one dish just for me.... =)
    I raise my kids, cook and golf.  When work gets in the way I'm pissed, I'm pissed off 48 weeks a year.
    Inbetween Iowa and Colorado, not close to anything remotely entertaining outside of football season. 
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  • SGH
    SGH Posts: 28,791
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    JohnInCarolina said:
    Never change Scottie.
    You can count on it my friend. I'm to old and set in my ways to change now. 

    Location- Just "this side" of Biloxi, Ms.

    Status- Standing by.

    The greatest barrier against all wisdom, the stronghold against knowledge itself, is the single thought, in ones mind, that they already have it all figured out. 

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  • SGH
    SGH Posts: 28,791
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    Scottborasjr said:
    I'm excited to see what the sober review is. It's intriguing without a doubt. I'm pretty sure the Mrs. would wonder what happened if I cleaned out that much food product for one dish just for me.... =)
    She is going to be so pissed. But I will raise the big hand if need be ;)

    Location- Just "this side" of Biloxi, Ms.

    Status- Standing by.

    The greatest barrier against all wisdom, the stronghold against knowledge itself, is the single thought, in ones mind, that they already have it all figured out. 

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  • DMW
    DMW Posts: 13,832
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    Sounds like an absolutely amazing method to feeding a belligerent drunk.
    My method is a bit less involved, though it does require some walking.



    They/Them
    Morgantown, PA

    XL BGE - S BGE - KJ Jr - HB Legacy - BS Pizza Oven - 30" Firepit - King Kooker Fryer -  PR72T - WSJ - BS 17" Griddle - XXL BGE  - BS SS36" Griddle - 2 Burner Gasser - Pellet Smoker
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  • Mattman3969
    Mattman3969 Posts: 10,457
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    The main question is did you loose any articles of clothing that might have ended up in the dish?

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    analyze adapt overcome

    2008 -Large BGE. 2013- Small BGE and 2015 - Mini. Henderson, Ky.
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  • SGH
    SGH Posts: 28,791
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    Mattman3969 said:
    The main question is did you loose any articles of clothing that might have ended up in the dish?
    Believe this or not, I honestly stayed almost fully clothed. My wife have really been on me hard as of late about the nudity with the holidays approaching. 

    Location- Just "this side" of Biloxi, Ms.

    Status- Standing by.

    The greatest barrier against all wisdom, the stronghold against knowledge itself, is the single thought, in ones mind, that they already have it all figured out. 

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  • DMW
    DMW Posts: 13,832
    edited October 2016
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    And they have other options as well



    And now dagnabit, I'm hungry. Wish tonight wasn't a school night, I'd strap on my sneakers and head out for a walk...
    They/Them
    Morgantown, PA

    XL BGE - S BGE - KJ Jr - HB Legacy - BS Pizza Oven - 30" Firepit - King Kooker Fryer -  PR72T - WSJ - BS 17" Griddle - XXL BGE  - BS SS36" Griddle - 2 Burner Gasser - Pellet Smoker
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  • jabam
    jabam Posts: 1,829
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    @SGH you never cease to amaze me...awesome post!
    Central Valley CA     One large egg One chocolate lab "Halle" two chiuahuas "Skittles and PeeWee"
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  • Skiddymarker
    Skiddymarker Posts: 8,522
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    Tell you Brother, that is one fine looking mess of food, blame it on that damn Tenessee swill, stick to Evan or Jim, all will be good!
    Although I am mystified at remaining fully clothed.......that is way below your batting average. 
    Delta B.C. - Whiskey and steak, because no good story ever started with someone having a salad!
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  • yljkt
    yljkt Posts: 799
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    That bender start yesterday or today? Just wondering... 
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  • lousubcap
    lousubcap Posts: 32,378
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    Dang great keyboard ability in the fog of war, not to mention inventory memory-and you must have an oversized PC to handle all those groceries.  No doubt a banquet.  
    Louisville; Rolling smoke in the neighbourhood. # 38 for the win.  Life is too short for light/lite beer!  Seems I'm livin in a transitional period.
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  • SciAggie
    SciAggie Posts: 6,481
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    @SGH I admire your commitment. That much food would last me and the Mrs. two weeks. 
    Coleman, Texas
    Large BGE & Mini Max for the wok. A few old camp Dutch ovens and a wood fired oven. LSG 24” cabinet offset smoker. There are a few paella pans and a Patagonia cross in the barn. A curing chamber for bacterial transformation of meats...
    "Bourbon slushies. Sure you can cook on the BGE without them, but why would you?"
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  • gabriegger
    gabriegger Posts: 682
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    One helluva cook brother.  It does have it's benefits but I've never been inspired to those lengths while playing with JD.

    the city above Toronto - Noodleville wtih 2 Large 1 Mini

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  • Legume
    Legume Posts: 14,624
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    1 extra large pork testicle.

    Special kind of dumpling?
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  • northGAcock
    northGAcock Posts: 15,164
    edited October 2016
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    Your methodology leaves one very important detail out. Cloths on or off? (No pictures please)
    Ellijay GA with a Medium & MiniMax

    Well, I married me a wife, she's been trouble all my life,
    Run me out in the cold rain and snow
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  • YukonRon
    YukonRon Posts: 16,989
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    This post has caused me to think, my methodology on handling overindulgence with a drink of stout proof, has been wrong all these years. 
    The gooey cheese laden burger, off the grill, for breakfast, (accompanied by the hair of the howling K9, which left the deep fang wounds), at 2;00 P. M. now seems nothing more than amateurish at its apex. 
    Bow to the master.
    "Knowledge is Good" - Emil Faber

    XL and MM
    Louisville, Kentucky
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  • Dobie
    Dobie Posts: 3,364
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    This post makes me feel better about my life, thank you. 
    Jacksonville FL
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  • THEBuckeye
    THEBuckeye Posts: 4,231
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    SGH said:
    Mattman3969 said:
    The main question is did you loose any articles of clothing that might have ended up in the dish?
    Believe this or not, I honestly stayed almost fully clothed. My wife have really been on me hard as of late about the nudity with the holidays approaching. 
    Um, care to rephrase any of the above?  B)
    New Albany, Ohio 

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  • chadpsualum
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    @DMW ... I love the Sheetz's as well.  Often my go-to Sunday AM hangover cure.
    North Pittsburgh, PA
    1 LGE
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  • CTMike
    CTMike Posts: 3,247
    edited October 2016
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    Awesome post Scottie.

    One thing I learned in my 20 years on subs is that there is all kinds of drunks:

    - the a$$hole drunk
    - the "I Love You Man" drunk
    - the quiet drunk
    - the giggle like a little school girl drunk
    - the come back to the sub blind, bulletproof, and invisible drunk who gets up in the middle of the night, pulls back another guys bunk curtain and pisses on his friend
    - the come back to the sub blind, bulletproof, and invisible drunk who gets up in the middle of the night, and sh!ts in his buddy's boot drunk
    - the come back to the sub blind, bulletproof, and invisible drunk who gets up in the middle of the night, get up and go to the head and open the ball valve of a pressurized san tank - thus blowing sewage all over himself. San tanks were pressurized to blow them overboard - one name for this was "joining the brown, speckled trout club."
    - the come back to the sub blind, bulletproof, and invisible drunk who gets up in the middle of the night while moored at Port Canaveral who jumps in the water butt-nekkid and climbs aboard the Trident submarine moored in front of us, prompting them to immediately initiate "repel boarders" - an armed response to potential hostile intruders. Neither CO was impressed, and to top it off he was covered head to toe in welts from jellyfish.

    I could go on but I think you guys get the idea. 
    MMBGE / Large BGE / XL BGE (Craigslist Find) / SF30x80 cabinet trailer - "Ol' Mortimer" / Outdoor kitchen in progress.  

    RECOVERING BUBBLEHEAD
    Southeastern CT. 
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  • KiterTodd
    KiterTodd Posts: 2,466
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    You had me at belligerent drunk,
    you lost me at mullet and testicle.  

    Seriously funny share, thanks for the Monday chuckle.  
    LBGE/Maryland
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  • Action_Hank
    Action_Hank Posts: 54
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    This post inspired me to drink harder
    "It's not the beard on the outside that counts, its the beard on the INSIDE."

    LBGE   -   Lexington, KY
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  • tikigriller
    tikigriller Posts: 1,389
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    I'm glad I am not alone! Sometimes I wakeup the next morning scared to see what I posted the night before.....Thankfully, I seem to post PRIOR to reaching the belligerent state.  My wisdom prevents me from posting past a certain point of no return!
    Just bought an Egg?  Here is what you get to look forward to now:

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  • Hans61
    Hans61 Posts: 3,901
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    What's the verdict today?
    “There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body.”
    Coach Finstock Teen Wolf
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  • bgebrent
    bgebrent Posts: 19,636
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    Outstanding!!
    Sandy Springs & Dawsonville Ga
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  • SGH
    SGH Posts: 28,791
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    Hans61 said:
    What's the verdict today?
    In all honesty, it really turned out pretty good. The dumplings were great. I think if sober I would leave out the Little Sizzlers though. 

    Location- Just "this side" of Biloxi, Ms.

    Status- Standing by.

    The greatest barrier against all wisdom, the stronghold against knowledge itself, is the single thought, in ones mind, that they already have it all figured out. 

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  • Fred19Flintstone
    Fred19Flintstone Posts: 8,168
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    SGH said:
    Hans61 said:
    What's the verdict today?
    In all honesty, it really turned out pretty good. The dumplings were great. I think if sober I would leave out the Little Sizzlers though. 
    You da man!  If I were sober looking at those ingredients, I would keep the Little Sizzlers, but the extra large pig jewel would not make it into the pot.
    Flint, Michigan
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  • thetrim
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    This reminds me of a conversation I overheard last Monday while eating lunch at the Popeye's in Clewiston, FL.  A guy there was telling his buddies how they are lucky they didn't see him Saturday when he drank 36 beers during the day.  Starting at 0930 as in the am and didn't stop until 2300 as in the evening of the same day.  Pretty solid effort there.  He didn't mention anything about a gastronomic event of epic proportions like you did.
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  • GATraveller
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    I love everything about this thread......from the title right down to "I think if sober I would leave out the Little Sizzlers"
    It's stuff like this that restores my faith in Merica.
    God Bless you Scottie!!

    "Social media gives legions of idiots the right to speak when they once only spoke at a bar after a glass of wine, without harming the community [...] but now they have the same right to speak as a Nobel Prize winner. It's the invasion of the idiots."
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