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  • theyolksonyou
    theyolksonyou Posts: 18,458
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    Stack some wood by the man cave and quit boiling your brisket. 
  • Legume
    Legume Posts: 14,618
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  • nolaegghead
    nolaegghead Posts: 42,102
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    Advise?  Buy low, sell high.
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    I love lamp..
  • johnkitchens
    johnkitchens Posts: 5,227
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    Totally unrelated, but I thought about you on Saturday. A couple of weeks ago I bought a $10 raffle ticket from one of my employees for "Ag Day" (Agriculture Day) which happened to be on Saturday. 

    He called me Saturday afternoon and told me I won a cooler! It wasn't a Yeti, but I was still happy with it. It was a 20 quart K2 Orca like the one in the picture. Not bad for $10. 


    Sorry for the thread hijack!

    Louisville, GA - 2 Large BGE's
  • nolaegghead
    nolaegghead Posts: 42,102
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    Silver day is super awesome.
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  • KiterTodd
    KiterTodd Posts: 2,466
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    Ugh!  Agree with most everything on that list. Specially the places that lather on sauce without asking you.

    I think they are wrong on the ribs though...while they don't have to fall off the bone, I smoke them all day and they do just that. And I love it. Anyway, beware the bad BBQ...it is indeed nasty stuff.

    LBGE/Maryland
  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 30,954
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    Don't stare directly at the sun.
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike
  • blasting
    blasting Posts: 6,262
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    @johnkitchens   I like the look of that cooler.  Congrats.
    Phoenix 
  • nolaegghead
    nolaegghead Posts: 42,102
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    Don't masturbate or you'll go to hell.
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  • Legume
    Legume Posts: 14,618
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    ...said the palm shaver
  • blasting
    blasting Posts: 6,262
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    Don't masturbate or you'll go to hell.

    Hell is going to be very crowded.

    Phoenix 
  • sumoconnell
    sumoconnell Posts: 1,932
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    Red blood/juice coming out of the brisket. Seen it. 
    +++++++++++++++++++++++++++
    Austin, Texas.  I'm the guy holding a beer.
  • Miked125
    Miked125 Posts: 481
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    Don't masturbate or you'll go to hell.
    Ha! I opened the thread and this was the first thing I saw..... I will take my chances.
  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 30,954
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    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike
  • Darby_Crenshaw
    Darby_Crenshaw Posts: 2,657
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    someone has stolen Nola's password.  He'd never commit the 'advice'/'advise' mix-up. And the 'c' and 's' are too far apart for a typo. 

    someone do a wellness check please






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  • Fred19Flintstone
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    Know the difference between sh!t & Shinola.

    http://youtu.be/YTHL0y6xvLE
    Flint, Michigan
  • Darby_Crenshaw
    Darby_Crenshaw Posts: 2,657
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    Maybe even more important to know the diff twixt a shart and a fart.

    My english reacher always said (actually, she was a he, and he never said this):

    'Advice' is what you give, and is pronounced with a soft 'c'

    'Advise' is what you do, and is pronounced with a 'z'


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  • Fred19Flintstone
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    I advise you to take my advice about sh!t & Shinola.
    Flint, Michigan
  • GATraveller
    GATraveller Posts: 8,207
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    Do yourself a favor and buy a couple pairs of these.....one for you and one for a close friend.

    http://www.amazon.com/Ear-No-Evil-Protectors-Political/dp/B01AMMXE0I/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1460513045&sr=8-2&keywords=The+Hillary+Clinton+BS+protectors

    They really work!!

    "Social media gives legions of idiots the right to speak when they once only spoke at a bar after a glass of wine, without harming the community [...] but now they have the same right to speak as a Nobel Prize winner. It's the invasion of the idiots."

                                                                                  -Umberto Eco

    2 Large
    Peachtree Corners, GA
  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 30,954
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    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike
  • GATraveller
    GATraveller Posts: 8,207
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    Don't eat corn the day before giving a stool sample.

    "Social media gives legions of idiots the right to speak when they once only spoke at a bar after a glass of wine, without harming the community [...] but now they have the same right to speak as a Nobel Prize winner. It's the invasion of the idiots."

                                                                                  -Umberto Eco

    2 Large
    Peachtree Corners, GA
  • THEBuckeye
    THEBuckeye Posts: 4,231
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    Say hello to The Buffaloe........
    New Albany, Ohio 

  • Darby_Crenshaw
    Darby_Crenshaw Posts: 2,657
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    Don't eat corn the day before giving a stool sample.
    You mispelled 'Do'
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  • henapple
    henapple Posts: 16,025
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    Personally... Eat or swallow some butterbeans... Whole 
    Green egg, dead animal and alcohol. The "Boro".. TN 
  • Jupiter Jim
    Jupiter Jim Posts: 3,351
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    Don't masturbate or you'll go to hell.
    With harry knuckles!  

    I'm only hungry when I'm awake!

    Okeechobee FL. Winter

    West Jefferson NC Summer

  • SGH
    SGH Posts: 28,791
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    @henapple
    Advice you say Uncle Apple? Well, here is the best advice that I can give anyone who wants to keep their money, guns and their freedom:
    Vote often, vote early and vote Republican. 

    Location- Just "this side" of Biloxi, Ms.

    Status- Standing by.

    The greatest barrier against all wisdom, the stronghold against knowledge itself, is the single thought, in ones mind, that they already have it all figured out. 

  • Thatgrimguy
    Thatgrimguy Posts: 4,729
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    If you have the leisure to think about it, you have time to do it.
    XL, Small, Mini & Mini Max Green Egg, Shirley Fab Trailer, 6 gal and 2.5 gal Cajun Fryers, BlueStar 60" Range, 48" Lonestar Grillz Santa Maria, Alto Shaam 1200s, Gozney Dome, Gateway 55g Drum
  • SGH
    SGH Posts: 28,791
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    Here is some more free advice. Go big, or go home =)

    Location- Just "this side" of Biloxi, Ms.

    Status- Standing by.

    The greatest barrier against all wisdom, the stronghold against knowledge itself, is the single thought, in ones mind, that they already have it all figured out. 

  • SGH
    SGH Posts: 28,791
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    Swing a big hammer and swing it hard ;)

    Location- Just "this side" of Biloxi, Ms.

    Status- Standing by.

    The greatest barrier against all wisdom, the stronghold against knowledge itself, is the single thought, in ones mind, that they already have it all figured out. 

  • Darby_Crenshaw
    Darby_Crenshaw Posts: 2,657
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    I have money, guns, and freedom. But i didn't vote for my ex-Governor Romney. 

    Hope that's ok. 

    Actually made more money under the current idiot than i did the previous idiot

    starting to think the money thing has more to do with me than them
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