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GlennM
GlennM Posts: 1,365
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My Brother picked this up at the local grocery store and would like some advice on how to prepare it?


In the bush just East of Cambridge,Ontario 
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  • johnmitchell
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    SmokeyPitt said:
    Unless he has done this often I think he will need to start with some lube. 
    Coffee spraying out my nose.....Great start to a Monday =)
    Greensboro North Carolina
    When in doubt Accelerate....
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  • Jeepster47
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    Yep, I'm awake now too ... no coffee yet, but still giggling. 

    Washington, IL  >  Queen Creek, AZ ... Two large eggs and an adopted Mini Max

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  • northGAcock
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    Now that is funny right there. Way to play it off on your brother ;)
    Ellijay GA with a Medium & MiniMax

    Well, I married me a wife, she's been trouble all my life,
    Run me out in the cold rain and snow
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  • jaydub58
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    That is  BOUND to hurt!
    John in the Willamette Valley of Oregon
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  • Darby_Crenshaw
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    it's a roast.  i'd roast it.  maybe 325-350 til max 140 in the stuffing (and not much more in the meat), depending what they stuffed it with. 




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  • walleyv
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    :o If it's boneless what is it stuffed with???
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  • GlennM
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    ^^^^
    Good question
    In the bush just East of Cambridge,Ontario 
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  • SGH
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    There is a thread on the BBQ Brethern about this. Was looking at it a few nights ago. Check it out, there was some sound advice given.

    Location- Just "this side" of Biloxi, Ms.

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  • Darby_Crenshaw
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    Interesting to see this forum buckle under the difficult question of how to cook a roast.  

    Yeesh


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  • SGH
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    Darby_Crenshaw said:
    Interesting to see this forum buckle under the difficult question of how to cook a roast.  

    Yeesh


    It's a gag. A attempt at humor.  

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  • Darby_Crenshaw
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    wasn't referring to you.  notice i said the 'forum'.   contrary to what you may think, you aren't the entire forum. (that's a gag, by the way, an attempt at humor)

    my point is, guy posts a pic of a stuffed roast, and no one here has any idea how to cook it


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  • SGH
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    Darby_Crenshaw said:
    wasn't referring to you.  notice i said the 'forum'.   contrary to what you may think, you aren't the entire forum. (that's a gag, by the way, an attempt at humor)

    my point is, guy posts a pic of a stuffed roast, and no one here has any idea how to cook it


    This post is a gag from the BBQ Brethern site. Read the title as Butt hole instead of butt whole. Almost everyone on here knows how to stuff a roast. Again, the post was meant to be humourus. And I certainly don't think that I am the forum. However, more often than not, I will go out of my way to help anyone on the forum out. That's more than can be said of some. 

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  • nolaegghead
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    Punctuation is important.

    "Let's eat grandma!"
    "Let's eat, grandma!"
    "Boneless stuffed butt whole"
    "Boneless stuffed butt, whole"
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  • Acn
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    nolaegghead said:
    Punctuation is important.

    "Let's eat grandma!"

    What's your preferred way to cook grandma?

    LBGE

    Pikesville, MD

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  • theyolksonyou
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    Acn said:
    nolaegghead said:
    Punctuation is important.

    "Let's eat grandma!"

    What's your preferred way to cook grandma?
    You have to be careful, whatever method. They tend to dry out. 
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  • Darby_Crenshaw
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    i'm pretty sure there are many others who answer questions too.  with a lot less extraneous stuff, fwiw.

    ;)

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    nolaegghead said:
    Punctuation is important.

    "Let's eat grandma!"
    "Let's eat, grandma!"
    "Boneless stuffed butt whole"
    "Boneless stuffed butt, whole"

    SGH said:
    Darby_Crenshaw said:
    wasn't referring to you.  notice i said the 'forum'.   contrary to what you may think, you aren't the entire forum. (that's a gag, by the way, an attempt at humor)

    my point is, guy posts a pic of a stuffed roast, and no one here has any idea how to cook it


    This post is a gag from the BBQ Brethern site. Read the title as Butt hole instead of butt whole. Almost everyone on here knows how to stuff a roast. Again, the post was meant to be humourus. And I certainly don't think that I am the forum. However, more often than not, I will go out of my way to help anyone on the forum out. That's more than can be said of some. 
    I still don't get it?

    Steve 

    Caledon, ON

     

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  • Griffin
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      I glanced at this real quick yesterday and didn't even get the butt hole part. LOL. Too early in the morning, not enough coffee. =)

    Rowlett, Texas

    Griffin's Grub or you can find me on Facebook

    The Supreme Potentate, Sovereign Commander and Sultan of Wings

     

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  • nolaegghead
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    Buttwhole Surfers rule

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPOfn74MN0g

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  • swordsmn
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    Acn said:
    nolaegghead said:
    Punctuation is important.

    "Let's eat grandma!"

    What's your preferred way to cook grandma?

    I'm sure several of our yutes have grandma's that got baked more than once..
    LBGE, AR.  Lives in N.E. ATL
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  • THEBuckeye
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    Acn said:
    nolaegghead said:
    Punctuation is important.

    "Let's eat grandma!"

    What's your preferred way to cook grandma?
    Indirect to 400 IT, cheese down, right @nolaegghead
    New Albany, Ohio 

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  • nolaegghead
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    each to his own, mr grumpypants
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  • EggsCaliber
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    Would using DP be totally inappropriate for this cook?
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  • GlennM
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    Well, I thought it was kind of funny?
    In the bush just East of Cambridge,Ontario 
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  • CanadianAnvil
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    Sous vide for grandma. Only way to get tender
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  • ksmyrl
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    @SGH...you said butt hole...now that's funny.
    Fish, Hunt, Cook....anything else?

    1LBGE, 1MMBGE, somewhere near Athens GA
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  • lewisj82
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    Stuffed Butt Whole... Why am I reminded of this?



    BGE XL- Tomball, TX

    "Well let me just quote the late-great Colonel Sanders, who said, "I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Ricky Bobby
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  • onedbguru
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    The funny part is actually in the thread title... you are expecting "experts" here??? 
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