Wife thinks I'm having multiple affairs!!

Tinyfish · January 2015

With my EGG's. Between cooking reading and picture taken she feeling left out. I said simple solution...paint yourself green and sleep in the backyard and you'll get some loving too.

NPHuskerFL · January 2015

My wife calls the LBGE my Mistress and the MM the illegitimate baby. :x But, she secretly loves both of them.

Tinyfish · January 2015

@NPHuskerFL now I know how to break the news to my wife about my new Joe Jr. Its my illegitimate baby. I don't know if my wifes as loving as yours.

NPHuskerFL · January 2015

If your egg (mistress) has a Joe Jr I would say the offspring is a demon seed especially if it's a ginger.

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Jeremiah · January 2015

Mine just makes fun. :-q

Tinyfish · January 2015

Little Joe was adopted.

leo123 · January 2015

Just tell your wife that being imitate with your egg is cheaper than going to a sex therapist. She will benefit from the things that you have learned through your cooking skills and this forum.

It will make you a better Husband in your itimacy with her.

What comes to mind is lather and slather.

To inject or not.

Without saying is Rubs.

Low and Slow.

But I would say, stay away from the Beer Butt thing, just for now.

Dobie · January 2015

My wife appreciates the break in between me pestering her :x

WeberWho · January 2015

So I've been hiding my blow up Mr. Egg doll from my wife this whole time and she'd be ok with it?

Wife thinks I'm having multiple affairs!!

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