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ladies or the weak at heart, do NOT open this post...seriously.

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  • Fred19Flintstone
    Fred19Flintstone Posts: 8,168
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    GalanteNate_OneEa said:
    nothing funny about a peppered peter burn
    Are you serious?  "Peppered peter burn" is almost a tongue twister!  This is hilarious!!!  Then again, it didn't happen to me.
    Flint, Michigan
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  • GalanteNate_OneEa
    GalanteNate_OneEa Posts: 967
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    How many peppered peters did henapples pepper burn?
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  • henapple
    henapple Posts: 16,025
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    JerkChicken said:

    My friend had unprotected anal sex with a woman he had just met. The next day he had severe burning in the tip of his penis and believed he'd contracted an STD. He went to the clinic and the doctor removed a jalapeño seed lodged in his penis. The woman had eaten nachos the previous day.

    Damn...I'm not sure what to say. Thanks for the hot tip.
    Green egg, dead animal and alcohol. The "Boro".. TN 
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  • Tjcoley
    Tjcoley Posts: 3,551
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    I was going to post about using the hot pepper defense until the antibiotics arrived at the house, but the recent postings have made me stay clear of this thread.
    __________________________________________
    It's not a science, it's an art. And it's flawed.
    - Camp Hill, PA
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  • SaltySam
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    In college I waited tables at a private club in Lincoln. One night, the entire staff had to come in early to help prepare food for a huge reception. One of our jobs was to slice and seed about ten pounds of jalapeños. We were all instructed to wash our hands before using the restroom. That was all well and good for the English speakers, but not for our Bosnian dishwasher, Emir. He knew five English words, four of them being profanity. He went to the bathroom and didn't come back. They sent me to go look for him. I found him in the mens room, pants around his ankles, with his junk under the faucet, in too much pain to be ashamed. All I could do was stand guard outside the door, making sure none of the club members would walk in on him. I stood guard for nearly forty five minutes. Poor Emir.

    LBGE since June 2012

    Omaha, NE

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  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 30,954
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    JerkChicken said:
    My friend had unprotected anal sex with a woman he had just met. The next day he had severe burning in the tip of his penis and believed he'd contracted an STD. He went to the clinic and the doctor removed a jalapeño seed lodged in his penis. The woman had eaten nachos the previous day.

    Note to self: discourage SWMBO from eating nachos.
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike
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  • johnmitchell
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    I have heard that meat tenderizer works well to draw out the toxins..Just make up a paste and slather onto the affected genitalia...Not a great visual but worth a try..I guess... 8->
    Greensboro North Carolina
    When in doubt Accelerate....
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  • GalanteNate_OneEa
    GalanteNate_OneEa Posts: 967
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    Apply a meat tenderizer to the affected area? Ouch!
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  • lewisj82
    lewisj82 Posts: 184
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    Worked with a guy at a restaurant who had something similar happen once. Was cutting habaneros... yadda yadda yadda, had to go to the ER. The DR said that the best thing to do in this situation, and to avoid costly hospital bills, is to take your junk and dunk it into a tub of sour cream. 

    Now the only thing to worry about in this situation is explaining to the little woman why you are sitting there with your junk in a tub of sour cream. 

    BGE XL- Tomball, TX

    "Well let me just quote the late-great Colonel Sanders, who said, "I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Ricky Bobby
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  • Little Steven
    Little Steven Posts: 28,817
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    It is a matter of proportion.

    X amount capsaicin for normal male = some discomfort

    X amount capsaicin for "Little Tony" = staggering pain.

    Steve 

    Caledon, ON

     

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  • DaveRichardson
    DaveRichardson Posts: 2,324
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    And now we know why people keep sour cream in the fridge ALL THE TIME!!!

    LBGE #19 from North GA Eggfest, 2014

    Stockbridge, GA - just south of Atlanta where we are covered up in Zombies!  #TheWalkingDead films practically next door!

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  • jonnymack
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    This thread went to the toilet in a hurry.....get it?  Toilet in a hurry!!!  Seriously though, poo pics or it didn't happen.
    Firing up the BGE in Covington, GA

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  • sumoconnell
    sumoconnell Posts: 1,932
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    Reminds of a episode of 'curb your enthusiasm':

    Episode hint:
    Tabasco sauce used as Viagra, applied in a surprise manner.

    +++++++++++++++++++++++++++
    Austin, Texas.  I'm the guy holding a beer.
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