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Why I hate the English language

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  • canegger
    canegger Posts: 540
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    knowing your **** and, knowing you're ****
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  • HDumptyEsq
    HDumptyEsq Posts: 1,095
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    canegger said:
    knowing your **** and, knowing you're ****
    Could be both at the same time, eh?

    Tony in Brentwood, TN.

    Medium BGE, New Braunfels off-set smoker, 3-burner Charbroiler gasser, mainly used for Eggcessory  storage, old electric upright now used for Amaz-N-Smoker.

    "I like cooking with wine - sometimes I put it in the food." - W. C. Fields

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  • canegger
    canegger Posts: 540
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    HDumptyEsq said:


    canegger said:

    knowing your **** and, knowing you're ****

    Could be both at the same time, eh?

    Ain't that the truth
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  • Mickey
    Mickey Posts: 19,674
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    Betting about 30 years from Mandria
    Salado TX & 30A  FL: Egg Family: 3 Large and a very well used Mini, added a Mini Max when they came out (I'm good for now). Plus a couple Pit Boss Pellet Smokers.   

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  • stevethegreat
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    @NPHuskerFL‌ punctuation can save lives:
    Let's eat grandma.
    Let's eat, grandma.
    Steve
    Outside of Appleton, WI - MBGE, LBGE
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  • canegger
    canegger Posts: 540
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    stevethegreat said:

    @NPHuskerFL‌ punctuation can save lives:
    Let's eat grandma.
    Let's eat, grandma.

    Just like: let's eat out, grandma.
    Let's eat out grandma.
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  • nolaegghead
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    canegger said:
    @NPHuskerFL‌ punctuation can save lives: Let's eat grandma. Let's eat, grandma.
    Just like: let's eat out, grandma. Let's eat out grandma.
    My sick mind remembers a punch line but not the joke, similar, but I just don't remember.....  "depends". 
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    I love lamp..
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  • fence0407
    fence0407 Posts: 2,236
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    "She had a crack baby."

    vs.

    "She had a crack, baby!"

    -Zach Galifianakis
    Large - Mini - Blackstone 17", 28", 36"
    Cumming, GA  

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  • HDumptyEsq
    HDumptyEsq Posts: 1,095
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    Then we have "spoonerisms".  The gymnast displayed some cunning stunts!

    Tony in Brentwood, TN.

    Medium BGE, New Braunfels off-set smoker, 3-burner Charbroiler gasser, mainly used for Eggcessory  storage, old electric upright now used for Amaz-N-Smoker.

    "I like cooking with wine - sometimes I put it in the food." - W. C. Fields

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  • stemc33
    stemc33 Posts: 3,567
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    Below is a conversation that I posted the other day. I went back to reread it and noticed I probably misused peoples. Maybe I should of used people's.
    I don't hate the English language @FanOfFanboys‌ but I sure screw(mess not really screw) it up. Sheesh, now y'all got me double and triple thinking my words.

    NPHuskerFL said: I am a spelling fanatic. So I tend to "edit" after I see a misspelled word etc. And grammatical errors drive me nuts. So I understand. Since sense lol

    I'm always screwing up words or using them wrong. I know what they mean if you ask me, but my brain only picks up other peoples spelling and grammar errors. I can reread something that is wrong twenty times and my brain processes it as if it is write(kidding, I know which rite to use. Oops I meant right). Anyway, were we to simple back in the day to just make up new words? Why do we need too, to, two, herd, heard, here, hear, since, sense, by, bye, and all the other words that are so easy to misuse?
    Steven
    Mini Max with Woo stone combo, LBGE, iGrill 2, Plate Setter, 
    two cotton pot holders to handle PS
    Banner, Wyoming
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  • saluki2007
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    saluki2007 said:
    What if ducks threw bread back at you?
    You would have to duck.
    Large and Small BGE
    Central, IL

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  • gdenby
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    stevethegreat said:
    @NPHuskerFL‌ punctuation can save lives: Let's eat grandma. Let's eat, grandma.
    So I'm working with a fellow with the last name of Rodriguez, native of Holland, Holland, MI that is. On the radio, local fast food chain [proudly announces:

    "We have your favorite beef, chicken and fish. And now serving Mexican."

    His response, "Run!"
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  • stemc33
    stemc33 Posts: 3,567
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    These posts are cracking me up.
    Steven
    Mini Max with Woo stone combo, LBGE, iGrill 2, Plate Setter, 
    two cotton pot holders to handle PS
    Banner, Wyoming
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