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before you stuff a turkey breast with lemons

eggoreggor Posts: 777
edited 1:32AM in EggHead Forum
<p />you better be ready for the expressions on you guests face. [p]My wife thinks i'm really weird now.


  • WardsterWardster Posts: 1,005

    Apollo Beach, FL
  • Chef WilChef Wil Posts: 702
    and I was wantin to stuff mine with pink grapefruit halves

  • eggor,
    HEY, i think i dated her once!!!!

  • eggor,[p]How the hell did ya get the lemons in there?
  • Beer-n-Eggs,
    what lemons??? . .. . oh, those were lemons???. . . i just thought she was from the bad side of town....silly me. . ..

  • thirdeyethirdeye Posts: 7,428
    <p />eggor,[p]Ahhhh..... Chicks. Great presentation, that one is going in the personal archives.[p]Did you fill them with garlic butter and chill before implanting?[p]~thirdeye~
    Happy Trails

    Barbecue is not rocket surgery
  • wdanwdan Posts: 261
    Gotta be safer than silicone!

  • wdanwdan Posts: 261
    OK, I'm going to bite. SLKDKH?
    I'm still staring at them before submitting the post...
    The last one is an enhancement of the one before it.
    Aw s**t, I surrender.

  • MickeyTMickeyT Posts: 607
    eggor,[p]Dude that is too funny.[p]Thanks for the laugh.[p]Mick

  • eggor,
    Awesome. We have guest coming over for Thanksgiving that will appreciate that. They are always boasting about their heavy sex lives and this will fill the bill.
    We always do two Turkeys one conventional in the oven and this year I will do one on the EGG.
    Now, If I can just get a carrot to fit in the other turkey...![p]Uncle Phil

  • eggoreggor Posts: 777
    Chef Wil,[p]best try and find a 60# bird, maybe an emu or ostrich, if you use grabfruit. :o)[p]Scott

  • eggoreggor Posts: 777
    thirdeye,[p]No, i didn't do the butter thing, but i wish i had. The lemon flavor, although it didn't penetrate very deep into the meat, was definately concentrated where the boobs were. thanks for the idea. [p]Scott[p]
  • stikestike Posts: 15,597
    i feel oddly aroused....

    ed egli avea del cul fatto trombetta -Dante
  • 34556%3C7523232%7Ffp54%3Dot%3E2327%3D8%3A4%3D933%3DXROQDF%3E2323494489262ot1lsi
    <p />eggor,
    Someone posted this a couple of years ago, obviously before turkey breast augmentaion was popular. It still brings a chuckle. [p]Spring "Distant Relative" Chicken
    Spring Texas USA

  • Clay QClay Q Posts: 4,435
    That's some work of art.......nice skin.(chuckle)

  • WardsterWardster Posts: 1,005
    It means nothing. I got sick of typing ha ha and just went with a pounding of asdf jkl;

    Apollo Beach, FL
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