before you stuff a turkey breast with lemons

eggor · November 2005

<p />you better be ready for the expressions on you guests face. [p]My wife thinks i'm really weird now.

Wardster · November 2005

eggor,
HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHA:SLKDKH:ASD:ASLDJ

Chef Wil · November 2005

eggor,
and I was wantin to stuff mine with pink grapefruit halves

mad max beyond eggdome · November 2005

eggor,
HEY, i think i dated her once!!!!

Beer-n-Eggs · November 2005

eggor,[p]How the hell did ya get the lemons in there?

mad max beyond eggdome · November 2005

Beer-n-Eggs,
what lemons??? . .. . oh, those were lemons???. . . i just thought she was from the bad side of town....silly me. . ..

thirdeye · November 2005

<p />eggor,[p]Ahhhh..... Chicks. Great presentation, that one is going in the personal archives.[p]Did you fill them with garlic butter and chill before implanting?[p]~thirdeye~

wdan · November 2005

eggor,
Gotta be safer than silicone!

wdan · November 2005

Wardster,
OK, I'm going to bite. SLKDKH?
ASD?
ASLDJ?
I'm still staring at them before submitting the post...
The last one is an enhancement of the one before it.
Aw s**t, I surrender.

MickeyT · November 2005

eggor,[p]Dude that is too funny.[p]Thanks for the laugh.[p]Mick

Uncle Phil · November 2005

eggor,
Awesome. We have guest coming over for Thanksgiving that will appreciate that. They are always boasting about their heavy sex lives and this will fill the bill.
We always do two Turkeys one conventional in the oven and this year I will do one on the EGG.
Now, If I can just get a carrot to fit in the other turkey...![p]Uncle Phil

eggor · November 2005

Chef Wil,[p]best try and find a 60# bird, maybe an emu or ostrich, if you use grabfruit. :o)[p]Scott

eggor · November 2005

thirdeye,[p]No, i didn't do the butter thing, but i wish i had. The lemon flavor, although it didn't penetrate very deep into the meat, was definately concentrated where the boobs were. thanks for the idea. [p]Scott[p]

stike · November 2005

eggor,
i feel oddly aroused....

Spring Chicken · November 2005

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<p />eggor,
Someone posted this a couple of years ago, obviously before turkey breast augmentaion was popular. It still brings a chuckle. [p]Spring "Distant Relative" Chicken
Spring Texas USA

Clay Q · November 2005

eggor,
That's some work of art.......nice skin.(chuckle)
Clay

Wardster · November 2005

WDAN,
It means nothing. I got sick of typing ha ha and just went with a pounding of asdf jkl;

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