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I've been working for 34 hours so I'm going OT and juvenile

henapplehenapple Posts: 15,962
Another post got me thinking...I need something to sell. I spend so much damn time on here I might as well make a profit while wasting my life away here. So here's a shout out to any investors.

Naturally I'm known for my love of Ozark Oak so with that in mind....OO underwear. Each article of clothing will be embossed with a replica of my beloved OO bag right on the crotch with those ever popular "butt messages" printed on the back.

For the men:
Lump's up front
My lump loves low and slow
Hey, check out my lump
Don't crush the lump

For the ladies:
I've got no lump
Quit's a bag of charcoal
Is your lump cold?
I'm the one with the eggs

For the elderly...
I've got more dust than lump
I can't get this lump lit

And for our lbgt egging friends...
The Ellen Degeneres...I dont need no lump
The Rock Hudson. ..I'll take the lump
For the transgendered. .. no more lump or I hid the lump.

Everyone is included in this offer for a chance to have undergarments that let's everyone know how you feel about your lump.

BUT WAIT...As eggers we know how important size is, so the next 100 orders will receive free monogrammed initials of their egg size. From @Mickey and his "mini" to @Little Steven and his "extra large". You'll also receive your free "I like the way mickey rubs it" t-shirt including 6 oz of ancho chile powder.

Shark Tank anyone? Hey, it's better than mangrates.
Green egg, dead animal and alcohol. The "Boro".. TN 


  • bud812bud812 Posts: 1,795
    Do they come with skid marks pre-installed?

    Not to get technical, but according to chemistry alcohol is a solution...

    Large & Small BGE

    Stockton Ca.

  • Hungry JoeHungry Joe Posts: 1,434

    PBR and long work hours gets you this.

    It's better then some other threads.

  • SkiddymarkerSkiddymarker Posts: 8,248
    bud812 said:
    Do they come with skid marks pre-installed?
    Beat me to my question…..speaking as an expert!
    Delta B.C. - Move over coffee, this is job for alcohol!
  • bud812 said:

    Do they come with skid marks pre-installed?

    Those must be the incontinent model, the lump's in the back.
  • buzd504buzd504 Posts: 2,327
    You had me until Mangrates.
  • jls9595jls9595 Posts: 1,528
    edited April 2014
    Great work here. :))
    In Manchester, TN
    Vol For Life!
  • calikingcaliking Posts: 9,896
    I'm confused... NOW you're going OT and juvenile? I thought that boat sailed 9264 posts ago...

    But while we're at it:
    "Some like Ozark Oak. Many just like my wood."

    And still my favorite:
    "Chocolate Cherry Popper".

    #1 LBGE December 2012 • #2 SBGE February  2013 • #3 Mini May 2013
    A happy BGE family in Houston, TX.
  • GeorgeSGeorgeS Posts: 955
    Man you guys are F'n funny! That's the laughing needed after a **** day!
    Bristow Virginia XL&Mini One of the best feelings in life is watching other people enjoy the food I cooked!
  • nolaeggheadnolaegghead Posts: 24,492
    When I saw "Juvenile", I thought you were goin' gangsta.

    This is my signature line just so you're not confused.  Love me or hate me, I am forum Marmite.
    Large and Medium BGE, Kamado Joe Jr, Akorn Jr, smoker with a 5k btu AC, gas grill, fire pit, pack of angry cats, two turntables and a microphone, my friend.  Registered republican.
    New Orleans, LA - we know how to eat 

  • johnmitchelljohnmitchell Posts: 4,577
    GeorgeS said:
    Man you guys are F'n funny! That's the laughing needed after a **** day!
    +1 What with the T shirts and now this I have never had such a good larf..
    Greensboro North Carolina
    When in doubt Accelerate....
  • jhl192jhl192 Posts: 1,006
    very clever... thanks for the laugh!  Go UCONN Lady Huskies!
    XL BGE; Medium BGE; L BGE 
  • EggObsessedEggObsessed Posts: 631
    You are toooo funny, @henapple!
    Egging with NoJokeSmoke (Bruce) in SW Austin, Texas
    BGEs: XL, Medium, MiniMax and Mini
  • DMWDMW Posts: 11,095
    This sounds like an awesome idea! Can I buy stock in the company because this is gonna be a money maker!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    My Facebook Page where I document my cooking
    Morgantown, PA

    XL BGE - S BGE - KJ Jr - HB Legacy - BS Pizza Oven - 30" Firepit - King Kooker Fryer -  PR72T - 18.5" WSM - Gasser - WSJ - BS 17" Griddle - XXL BGE
  • GoVolsGoVols Posts: 210
    Elderly -- Swap OO for fix a flat !
    Tim Rickman,Tn.
  • Chris_WangChris_Wang Posts: 1,253
    Weekend Warroir for us guys married less than 10 years...

    Rockwood for you single swingers...

    Ozark Oak for those who have been around the block a thousand times...

    Cowboy for those who suck at life...

    Ball Ground, GA

    ATL Sports Homer


  • saluki2007saluki2007 Posts: 3,179
    I'm in on the IPO.
    Large and Small BGE
    Morton, IL
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  • TUTTLE871TUTTLE871 Posts: 1,316
    Dude are you eating the lead paint chips again? Told you those are not pork rinds.

    "Hold my beer and watch this S##T!"


  • Mattman3969Mattman3969 Posts: 7,626
    @henapple - I will give you $10 for 51% of new company and will be a silent partner.


    2008 -Large BGE. 2013- Small BGE and 2015 - Mini. Henderson, Ky.
  • tkleagertkleager Posts: 539
    edited April 2014
    Will you be using Cowboy dust for the charcoal filter like seen here? 

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  • calikingcaliking Posts: 9,896
    @henapple - get back here. You can't light the match and walk away! :D

    #1 LBGE December 2012 • #2 SBGE February  2013 • #3 Mini May 2013
    A happy BGE family in Houston, TX.
  • td66snrftd66snrf Posts: 1,243
    Brings a whole new meaning to " The Best of the West"
    XLBGE, LBGE, MBGE, SMALL, MINI, 2 Kubs, Fire Magic Gasser
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