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Best Pulled Pork one liners?????

Seems like a ton of us cooked Pork Butts for pulled pork sandwiches during the Superbowl.  What is your favorite funny comment or inuendo while talking to your friends while cooking a butt?  This is a creative bunch, I suspect we can do a lot better than "hey, smell my butt!"       
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  • BREWnQBREWnQ Posts: 213
    I wish I were more creative. I always just roll with the good ol "Ummmmmmm Buuuuttts"
    Brewer, BBQer, Softballer, RCer, Father, HomeTheaterer, and trouble maker.
    Orange, CA
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  • DMWDMW Posts: 6,630
    Have you ever seen a butt this big?
    My Facebook Place where I document my cooking
    Morgantown, PA

    XL BGE - S BGE - KJ Jr - Hasty Bake Legacy - Black Stone Pizza Oven - Gasser - 30" Firepit w/SS Cooking Grid
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  • I like big butts and I can not lie...
    Making the neighbors jealous in Pleasant Hill, Ia one cook at a time...
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  • SmokeyPittSmokeyPitt Posts: 6,375
    I asked my wife why we haven't been intimate lately, and she said it is because I am always too busy pulling my pork. 


    Which came first the chicken or the egg?  I egged the chicken and then I ate his leg. 

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  • tarheelmatttarheelmatt Posts: 3,312
    What is your process?  "Well, I rub the butt well with oil first".  
    Thanks,

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  • My arm is tired.  Would you pull my pork for me?

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    Flint, Michigan.  Named the most dangerous city in America by the F.B.I. three years running.

    We invented the U.A.W. and carjacking!

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  • Taste my butt, it's delicious. Take a whiff of that butt, smells good don't it?
    Large BGE Middletown, MD
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  • dfrelichdfrelich Posts: 60
    edited February 2014
    First time around… I called out. Nice looking butt. My 11 years old son yelled out "please not around me" but realized that his mom were not around.
    Large BGE
    Frederick County, MD
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  • henapplehenapple Posts: 14,263
    Gotta pull the bone outta the butt...
    Green egg, dead animal and alcohol. The "Boro".. TN 
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  • There is a joke here about a probe and a butt... I just can't seem to find it...
    Making the neighbors jealous in Pleasant Hill, Ia one cook at a time...
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  • GQuizGQuiz Posts: 681
    I love slathering my butt with mustard.

    XL BGE; Schertz TX by way of Stow OH. #egghead4life
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  • Hungry JoeHungry Joe Posts: 1,150
    edited February 2014
    Hold my butt while I spatchcock this bird.
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  • shtgunal3shtgunal3 Posts: 2,902
    "The only thing better than a big Boston butt is a little Alabama ass."

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  • BOWHUNRBOWHUNR Posts: 1,443
    Don't pull your probe out too soon or the butt will leak some juice.

    Mike

    I'm ashamed what I did for a Klondike Bar!!

    Omaha, NE
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  • I'm ashamed what I did for a Klondike Bar!!
    Bone-in butt makes the best pulled pork. 
    ;)

    Alexander City,Al
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  • TonyATonyA Posts: 565
    First I apply a little moisturizer - Learned that from APL ..
    Then I rub it, and hit it low and slow.
    Once I glaze it, I get ready with the towels.
    I pull the bone out - and she falls to pieces.
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  • TonyA said:
    First I apply a little moisturizer - Learned that from APL ..
    Then I rub it, and hit it low and slow.
    Once I glaze it, I get ready with the towels.
    I pull the bone out - and she falls to pieces.
    Your 4 liner sounds yummy ! ;)

    Alexander City,Al
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  • My rub enhances my meat...stop laughing
    Victor
    LBGE
    America's Best Coast - The Space Coast
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  • dfrelich said:
    First time around… I called out. Nice looking butt. My 11 years old son yelled out "please not around me" but realized that his mom were not around.

    Another Frederick County Egghead! Whereabouts?
    Large BGE Middletown, MD
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  • JethroVAJethroVA Posts: 239
    How do you rub your butt?
    Richmond, VA. Large BGE, Weber gas, little Weber charcoal. Vintage ManGrates. No FireWires Yet. Hoping to win some soon.
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  • henapplehenapple Posts: 14,263
    Slowly
    Green egg, dead animal and alcohol. The "Boro".. TN 
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  • Let me just stick my probe in the butt.
    Mark Annville, PA
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  • buzd504buzd504 Posts: 1,164
    I just do this to keep my butt moist.
    NOLA
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  • RLeeperRLeeper Posts: 480
    Make sure you rinse the butt to get the slimy stuff off.
    Extra Large, Large, and Mini. Tucker, GA
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