My wife just got home and said, "I did something really stupid". She's holding two black boxes with a 'uh oh yeah ummm' look on her face. I said "no babe, you didn't do that did you". "You know I buy the meat...what did they get you for." "$39 for all of these steaks" she says.
So I open the 1st box and they are 1/3-1/2" frozen strips with zero marbling.
The second box has 1/3-1/2" rib-eyes with decent marbling.
In the end, I'm cracking up cause the pain on her face is hilarious. At least I know she'll never ever buy meat again.