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Do not ever do this........

Have @lakewade over to your home after he calls and says "my mom just left and I want to do some tequila shots".

That is all. I will be in bed if you need me.



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  • SteveWPBFLSteveWPBFL Posts: 1,271
    One tequila, two tequela, three tequela, floor! Is what I think I remember . . .
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  • EggcelsiorEggcelsior Posts: 10,849
    I didn't know anyone could drink you under the couch. I know you are sleeping on it, but I am really curious how you climbed up on it.

    I guarantee TFJ won't tolerate you in your real
    bed, unless she is the greatest masochist ever.
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  • we actually didn't drink any tequila but he pretty much set the tone with that statement. We had 2 bottles of primo wine, a (full) bottle of fancy bourbon and half a handle of Tito's. Tequila would have been a gift at that point. 

    I'm really glad my kids are older. They pointed and laughed when I came downstairs this morning. 

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  • I didn't know anyone could drink you under the couch. I know you are sleeping on it, but I am really curious how you climbed up on it. I guarantee TFJ won't tolerate you in your real bed, unless she is the greatest masochist ever.
    dude- she is married to me.....for 21 years. she has lost the battle. 

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  • EggcelsiorEggcelsior Posts: 10,849
    In my short time knowing you here, I would have said yes too. Must be the lulz.
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  • calikingcaliking Posts: 6,725
    You need some gravy in you. Best hangover remedy ever. Its antidote effect is multiplied by a few hamburger patties, hashbrowns, and eggs piled oon top of each other. Called "The Stack" in college and it worked wonders.



    #1 LBGE December 2012 • #2 SBGE February  2013 • #3 Mini May 2013
    A happy BGE family in Houston, TX.
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  • caliking said:
    You need some gravy in you. Best hangover remedy ever. Its antidote effect is multiplied by a few hamburger patties, hashbrowns, and eggs piled oon top of each other. Called "The Stack" in college and it worked wonders.


    sadly, that sounds awesome. Think i'm going to have to go with what we like to call "The Trifecta". Water, Coffee, Bloody Mary, repeat as needed. 


    caliking said:
    You need some gravy in you. Best hangover remedy ever. Its antidote effect is multiplied by a few hamburger patties, hashbrowns, and eggs piled oon top of each other. Called "The Stack" in college and it worked wonders.




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  • SkiddymarkerSkiddymarker Posts: 6,580
    edited December 2013
    @Caliking - we call it the Skookum Chief at the Tomahawk, it also has a wiener mixed in....


    Good luck CenTex!
    Delta B.C. - Vee-Gan: old Indian word for poor hunter. 
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  • @Caliking - we call it the Skookum Chief at the Tomahawk, it also has a wiener mixed in....


    Good luck CenTex!
    oh god. should not have looked at that.............yikes

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  • I had to start the day with a cup of Luke warm baileys. The wife lady thought it was coffee. Hair of the dog was the only way for me to get out of bed.
    Be careful, man! I've got a beverage here.
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  • I've now gone through several bottles of wine and am now on titos and lemonade. Only god can save me now.
    Be careful, man! I've got a beverage here.
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  • I've now gone through several bottles of wine and am now on titos and lemonade. Only god can save me now.

    Centex is pleased by this.

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  • calikingcaliking Posts: 6,725
    @Skiddymarker - one would think that you poutine-loving savages would have put some gravy on all of that. Gravy is the key! :)

    #1 LBGE December 2012 • #2 SBGE February  2013 • #3 Mini May 2013
    A happy BGE family in Houston, TX.
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  • The Cen-Tex SmokerThe Cen-Tex Smoker Posts: 12,425
    edited December 2013
    At least he showed up with these (2 snake River farms Waygu Briskets). I mean if you are going to wreck someone's Christmas, the least you could do is drop some boutique meats on your way out the door. image

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  • calikingcaliking Posts: 6,725
    WTF are you complaining about?!?!?! With gifts like that he can come wreck my Christmas any damn time! :D

    #1 LBGE December 2012 • #2 SBGE February  2013 • #3 Mini May 2013
    A happy BGE family in Houston, TX.
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  • bud812bud812 Posts: 1,356
    New Year Eve is at @centex's house for brisket.. Weeeee....

    Not to get technical, but according to chemistry alcohol is a solution...

    Large & Small BGE

    Stockton Ca.

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  • henapple said:
    With a gift like that I would've smoked crack all night with him.

    I think we did.

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  • My egg is now on fire. I took the brisket off Nd opened her up to clean burn. I forgot the pan of drippings.

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    Be careful, man! I've got a beverage here.
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  • Also, never spray a grease fire with a hose. It's counterproductive.
    Be careful, man! I've got a beverage here.
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  • lakewadelakewade Posts: 373
    Have @lakewade over to your home after he calls and says "my mom just left and I want to do some tequila shots".

    That is all. I will be in bed if you need me.
    "The only cure for a real hangover is death." 
    — Benchley

    Thanks to you and TFJ for a great time and good wine.  The bourbon was great too, though I would gladly un-drink that now if that was a possibility.  And that duck was so good - definitely going to try that at home soon.  Merry Christmas!





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    I feel a whole lot more like I do now than I did when I got here.
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  • lakewade said:



    Have @lakewade over to your home after he calls and says "my mom just left and I want to do some tequila shots".

    That is all. I will be in bed if you need me.

    "The only cure for a real hangover is death." 
    — Benchley

    Thanks to you and TFJ for a great time and good wine.  The bourbon was great too, though I would gladly un-drink that now if that was a possibility.  And that duck was so good - definitely going to try that at home soon.  Merry Christmas!






    You too buddy. Ouch. Again. Good times.

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  • My egg is now on fire. I took the brisket off Nd opened her up to clean burn. I forgot the pan of drippings.

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    This is awesome.

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  • I had to start the day with a cup of Luke warm baileys. The wife lady thought it was coffee. Hair of the dog was the only way for me to get out of bed.
    It's lukewarm.  The force wasn't with you today my friend.  
    If the world is something you accept rather than interpret, then you're susceptible to the influence of charismatic idiots.

    Currently in Albuquerque, where I'm kicking ass every day, even without a basket.  
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  • lousubcaplousubcap Posts: 6,047
    You know you have done it right when you "have to rally to die" upon waking up. I did not get that far adrift last night but tonight is still young.  Merry Christmas all!
    Louisville
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  • lousubcap said:
    You know you have done it right when you "have to rally to die" upon waking up. I did not get that far adrift last night but tonight is still young.  Merry Christmas all!

    i have thought of that quote many times today. I am now knee deep in Deep Eddy grapefruit vodka (Lakewade brought that too). i still fell like **** but at least I'm happy.

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  • Ha! I've got some hangover food prepared :)

    Grapefruit vodka is a summer drink, you need whiskey....
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    Austin, Texas.  I'm the guy holding a beer.
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  • Ha! I've got some hangover food prepared :) Grapefruit vodka is a summer drink, you need whiskey....

    whiskey is what got me in to this mess.

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  • i was all excited until I saw all those brisket point slices cut with the grain. C'mon Sumo! That does look awesome but turn that point and cut it right dude.

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  • Busted! I fixed my cut later...I was about 6 or so slices in before I caught myself. Ah well, whisky river take my mind.
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    Austin, Texas.  I'm the guy holding a beer.
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