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This is funny

Amazon reviews are the best reviews.

Now This Is How You Write an Amazon Review for Kleenex Facial Tissues

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  • jtippersjtippers Posts: 512
    Wow...
    SBGE December 2012 •  XLBGE December 2013 •  Yoder YS640 July
    Location: Jasper, Georgia

  • MrCookingNurseMrCookingNurse Posts: 4,393
    edited December 2013
    >:)
    She could at least buy the aloe infused


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    XLBGE 
  • I laughed until tears ran down my leg!

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    Flint, Michigan.  If the lead bullets don't kill you, the leaded water will.

  • henapplehenapple Posts: 15,575
    Wow
    Green egg, dead animal and alcohol. The "Boro".. TN 
  • Greeno55Greeno55 Posts: 621
    Just awesome!!!
    LBGE (2012), MiniMax (2014), and too many Eggcessories to list.  - Sudbury, Ontario
  • Sounds like somebody could use some fleshlight stocking stuffers!
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    Well, "spa-Peggy" is kind of like spaghetti. I'm not sure what Peggy does different, if anything. But it's the one dish she's kind of made her own.
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  • Best post of the year. It's the first I had to take a break before I could finish reading.
    Be careful, man! I've got a beverage here.
  • EggcelsiorEggcelsior Posts: 12,549

    Sounds like somebody could use some fleshlight stocking stuffers!

    This comment has so much win!
  • I have 2 teenage boys.................not pretty


    Keeping it Weird in the ATX
  • GATABITESGATABITES Posts: 1,230
    lol - why in the hell are you reading reviews on kleenex? 
    XL BGE 
    Joe JR 
    Baltimore, MD
  • Do the boys have colds?  Feed them chicken soup from the Egg, and they wouldn't need so much Kleenex.  Also, instruct them to wash their hands after touching something that others have touched.
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    Dripping Springs, Texas.
    Just west of Austintatious


  • RRPRRP Posts: 19,180
    edited December 2013
    Actually this person is a "gifted writer" - for the fun of it I went to Amazon and found this review and then noticed he has had 19 comments on a wide array of products...Here's  a link to the summary - some are quite funny!

    that didn't work...how do you hook up a link here?
    L, M, S, Mini
    Ron
    Dunlap, IL
  • shtgunal3shtgunal3 Posts: 3,608
    GATABITES said:

    lol - why in the hell are you reading reviews on kleenex? 

    I had a really funny comment and then decided against it. Sometimes it's better to keep it clean.

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     LBGE,SBGE, and a Mini makes three......Sweet home Alabama........ Stay thirsty my friends .

  • shtgunal3 said:
    lol - why in the hell are you reading reviews on kleenex? 
    I had a really funny comment and then decided against it. Sometimes it's better to keep it clean.
    My whole life is one gigantic struggle against the filter..............
    Keeping it Weird in the ATX
  • shtgunal3shtgunal3 Posts: 3,608
    I know exactly what you mean brother.

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     LBGE,SBGE, and a Mini makes three......Sweet home Alabama........ Stay thirsty my friends .

  • EggcelsiorEggcelsior Posts: 12,549
    edited December 2013
    http://www.amazon.com/gp/pdp/profile/A2Q14JXZX4R807/
    RRP said:

    Actually this person is a "gifted writer" - for the fun of it I went to Amazon and found this review and then noticed he has had 19 comments on a wide array of products...Here's  a link to the summary - some are quite funny!


    that didn't work...how do you hook up a link here?

  • EggcelsiorEggcelsior Posts: 12,549

    shtgunal3 said:

    GATABITES said:

    lol - why in the hell are you reading reviews on kleenex? 

    I had a really funny comment and then decided against it. Sometimes it's better to keep it clean.


    My whole life is one gigantic struggle against the filter..............
    Damn skippy. It's like we are continuously circling a sinkhole, waiting to jump into the gutter.
  • shtgunal3 said:
    lol - why in the hell are you reading reviews on kleenex? 
    I had a really funny comment and then decided against it. Sometimes it's better to keep it clean.
    My whole life is one gigantic struggle against the filter..............
    Damn skippy. It's like we are continuously circling a sinkhole, waiting to jump into the gutter.
    I have written and deleted 3 posts on the "Jeff Foxworthy says we're all going to die and it's (all the people who don't look or think like me) fault" thread but I guess I just haven't had enough Vodka yet. Oh well, the night is young.............
    Keeping it Weird in the ATX
  • lakewadelakewade Posts: 379
    I had a really funny comment and then decided against it. Sometimes it's better to keep it clean.
    My whole life is one gigantic struggle against the filter..............
    Filter has never stood a chance.

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    I feel a whole lot more like I do now than I did when I got here.
  • lakewade said:
    I had a really funny comment and then decided against it. Sometimes it's better to keep it clean.
    My whole life is one gigantic struggle against the filter..............
    Filter has never stood a chance.
    It's a struggle for sure. :))


    Keeping it Weird in the ATX
  • That's one of the best stories I've heard today.

    It reminds me of the old joke about the boy in the shower, and his mom pulled the curtain back to ask if he was okay.  She screamed, "what are you doing!!!"

    He quickly answered, "It's mine.  I can wash it as fast as I want to."

  • warwomanwarwoman Posts: 256

    That's one of the best stories I've heard today.

    It reminds me of the old joke about the boy in the shower, and his mom pulled the curtain back to ask if he was okay.  She screamed, "what are you doing!!!"

    He quickly answered, "It's mine.  I can wash it as fast as I want to."

     


    :)) :D ^:)^
    From the NE Georgia Mountains! Me, SWMBO, and two spoiled ass Springers!
  • RRPRRP Posts: 19,180
    http://www.amazon.com/gp/pdp/profile/A2Q14JXZX4R807/
    Actually this person is a "gifted writer" - for the fun of it I went to Amazon and found this review and then noticed he has had 19 comments on a wide array of products...Here's  a link to the summary - some are quite funny!

    that didn't work...how do you hook up a link here?
    Thank you...I love creative writing and whether this is a he or a she or a group effort which some of the responders allude to it makes for fun reading. Would you be so kind though to tell me how you posted the link? When I tried posting it in the body of the text it would never appear and when I tried clicking on the link icon that wouldn't work either...
    L, M, S, Mini
    Ron
    Dunlap, IL
  • EggcelsiorEggcelsior Posts: 12,549
    @RRP I went to his Amazon reviews and copied the page URL then pasted it here. I did it on my phone so I don't know if that makes a difference. On my PC, I usually copy the URL and add a hyperlink here.
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