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Eggcelsior
Eggcelsior Posts: 14,414
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Amazon reviews are the best reviews.

Now This Is How You Write an Amazon Review for Kleenex Facial Tissues
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  • jtippers
    jtippers Posts: 512
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    Wow...
    SBGE December 2012 •  XLBGE December 2013 •  Yoder YS640 July
    Location: Jasper, Georgia

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  • MrCookingNurse
    MrCookingNurse Posts: 4,665
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    >:)
    She could at least buy the aloe infused


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    XLBGE 
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  • Fred19Flintstone
    Fred19Flintstone Posts: 8,168
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    I laughed until tears ran down my leg!
    Flint, Michigan
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  • henapple
    henapple Posts: 16,025
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    Wow
    Green egg, dead animal and alcohol. The "Boro".. TN 
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  • Greeno55
    Greeno55 Posts: 635
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    Just awesome!!!
    LBGE (2012), MiniMax (2014), and too many Eggcessories to list.  - Sudbury, Ontario
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  • TexanOfTheNorth
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    Sounds like somebody could use some fleshlight stocking stuffers!
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    Well, "spa-Peggy" is kind of like spaghetti. I'm not sure what Peggy does different, if anything. But it's the one dish she's kind of made her own.
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  • travisstrick
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    Best post of the year. It's the first I had to take a break before I could finish reading.
    Be careful, man! I've got a beverage here.
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  • Eggcelsior
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    TexanOfTheNorth said:

    Sounds like somebody could use some fleshlight stocking stuffers!

    This comment has so much win!
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  • The Cen-Tex Smoker
    The Cen-Tex Smoker Posts: 22,961
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    I have 2 teenage boys.................not pretty


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  • GATABITES
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    lol - why in the hell are you reading reviews on kleenex? 
    XL BGE 
    Joe JR 
    Baltimore, MD
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  • Village Idiot
    Village Idiot Posts: 6,959
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    Do the boys have colds?  Feed them chicken soup from the Egg, and they wouldn't need so much Kleenex.  Also, instruct them to wash their hands after touching something that others have touched.
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    Dripping Springs, Texas.
    Just west of Austintatious


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  • RRP
    RRP Posts: 25,888
    edited December 2013
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    Actually this person is a "gifted writer" - for the fun of it I went to Amazon and found this review and then noticed he has had 19 comments on a wide array of products...Here's  a link to the summary - some are quite funny!

    that didn't work...how do you hook up a link here?
    Re-gasketing America one yard at a time.
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  • shtgunal3
    shtgunal3 Posts: 5,647
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    GATABITES said:

    lol - why in the hell are you reading reviews on kleenex? 

    I had a really funny comment and then decided against it. Sometimes it's better to keep it clean.

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     LBGE,SBGE, and a Mini makes three......Sweet home Alabama........ Stay thirsty my friends .

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  • The Cen-Tex Smoker
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    shtgunal3 said:
    lol - why in the hell are you reading reviews on kleenex? 
    I had a really funny comment and then decided against it. Sometimes it's better to keep it clean.
    My whole life is one gigantic struggle against the filter..............
    Keepin' It Weird in The ATX FBTX
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  • shtgunal3
    shtgunal3 Posts: 5,647
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    I know exactly what you mean brother.

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     LBGE,SBGE, and a Mini makes three......Sweet home Alabama........ Stay thirsty my friends .

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  • Eggcelsior
    Eggcelsior Posts: 14,414
    edited December 2013
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    http://www.amazon.com/gp/pdp/profile/A2Q14JXZX4R807/
    RRP said:

    Actually this person is a "gifted writer" - for the fun of it I went to Amazon and found this review and then noticed he has had 19 comments on a wide array of products...Here's  a link to the summary - some are quite funny!


    that didn't work...how do you hook up a link here?

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  • Eggcelsior
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    shtgunal3 said:

    GATABITES said:

    lol - why in the hell are you reading reviews on kleenex? 

    I had a really funny comment and then decided against it. Sometimes it's better to keep it clean.


    My whole life is one gigantic struggle against the filter..............
    Damn skippy. It's like we are continuously circling a sinkhole, waiting to jump into the gutter.
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  • The Cen-Tex Smoker
    The Cen-Tex Smoker Posts: 22,961
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    Eggcelsior said:
    shtgunal3 said:
    lol - why in the hell are you reading reviews on kleenex? 
    I had a really funny comment and then decided against it. Sometimes it's better to keep it clean.
    My whole life is one gigantic struggle against the filter..............
    Damn skippy. It's like we are continuously circling a sinkhole, waiting to jump into the gutter.
    I have written and deleted 3 posts on the "Jeff Foxworthy says we're all going to die and it's (all the people who don't look or think like me) fault" thread but I guess I just haven't had enough Vodka yet. Oh well, the night is young.............
    Keepin' It Weird in The ATX FBTX
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  • lakewade
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    The Cen-Tex Smoker said:
    I had a really funny comment and then decided against it. Sometimes it's better to keep it clean.
    My whole life is one gigantic struggle against the filter..............
    Filter has never stood a chance.

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    I feel a whole lot more like I do now than I did when I got here.
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  • The Cen-Tex Smoker
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    lakewade said:
    The Cen-Tex Smoker said:
    I had a really funny comment and then decided against it. Sometimes it's better to keep it clean.
    My whole life is one gigantic struggle against the filter..............
    Filter has never stood a chance.
    It's a struggle for sure. :))


    Keepin' It Weird in The ATX FBTX
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  • Spring Chicken
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    That's one of the best stories I've heard today.

    It reminds me of the old joke about the boy in the shower, and his mom pulled the curtain back to ask if he was okay.  She screamed, "what are you doing!!!"

    He quickly answered, "It's mine.  I can wash it as fast as I want to."

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  • warwoman
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    Spring Chicken said:

    That's one of the best stories I've heard today.

    It reminds me of the old joke about the boy in the shower, and his mom pulled the curtain back to ask if he was okay.  She screamed, "what are you doing!!!"

    He quickly answered, "It's mine.  I can wash it as fast as I want to."

     


    :)) :D ^:)^
    From the NE Georgia Mountains! Me, SWMBO, and two spoiled ass Springers!
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  • RRP
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    Eggcelsior said:
    http://www.amazon.com/gp/pdp/profile/A2Q14JXZX4R807/
    Actually this person is a "gifted writer" - for the fun of it I went to Amazon and found this review and then noticed he has had 19 comments on a wide array of products...Here's  a link to the summary - some are quite funny!

    that didn't work...how do you hook up a link here?
    Thank you...I love creative writing and whether this is a he or a she or a group effort which some of the responders allude to it makes for fun reading. Would you be so kind though to tell me how you posted the link? When I tried posting it in the body of the text it would never appear and when I tried clicking on the link icon that wouldn't work either...
    Re-gasketing America one yard at a time.
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  • Eggcelsior
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    @RRP I went to his Amazon reviews and copied the page URL then pasted it here. I did it on my phone so I don't know if that makes a difference. On my PC, I usually copy the URL and add a hyperlink here.
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