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best fortune cookie fortune, ever

Austin  EggheadAustin Egghead Posts: 3,350
edited September 2013 in Off Topic
We had supper tonight with Village Idiot and his lovely wife and this was the fortune inside one of the cookies; "Thanks, It was cramped in there!"  Someone  had a good sense of humor.
Eggin in SW "Keep it Weird" TX


  • Yep, dinner was fun and that fortune cookie was hilarious.   :))

    Dripping Springs, Texas.
    Just west of Austintatious

  • Confucius say, "add 'in bed' to the
    end of the fortune". Works every time and is always funny.
    Hood Stars, Wrist Crowns and Obsession Dobs!

  • Chris_WangChris_Wang Posts: 1,253
    We used to add "in bed" at the end of our fortune cookies until one time mine read, "A co-worker will recognize your potential." Uh...

    Ball Ground, GA

    ATL Sports Homer


  • BotchBotch Posts: 3,487
    One of my favorites:
    Live fast, die young, and leave a well-marbled corpse.  
    Ogden, Utard.  
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