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Do yuo have neighbors like this.......

My neighbors dog crapped in our yard...my wife got so pissed she told to get a shovel and throw it over the fence...
WTF? now I still have dog poop in my yard and my neighbor has my shovel....

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  • Sounds like a pretty **** situation.
    If the world is something you accept rather than interpret, then you're susceptible to the influence of charismatic idiots.

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  • Chris_WangChris_Wang Posts: 1,253
    edited September 2013
    Nice. Along with OT, there should also be FWD. :D

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  • By the way, who threw the empty shovel over the fence? Was that you, or your wife? I find this story intriguing on several levels.
    If the world is something you accept rather than interpret, then you're susceptible to the influence of charismatic idiots.

    In Durham, NC, where I'm kicking ass every day, even without a basket.  
  • LMAO
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  • Have you had a word with your neighbor? If that does no good, keep the shovel & return the crap! How close is their house to your property? Use the shovel to air mail fido's presents home to the patio or porch. If not practical, then collect fido's presents and leave a heaping mound on their driveway with a note: "I'm returning your lost dog crap. Please stop losing it in my yard."

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  • EggcelsiorEggcelsior Posts: 11,570
    More details. Did she throw the shovel at him? I wonder why she is so anal about it? Maybe she should bear down and squat to pick it up. Diarrhea of the mouth gets you nowhere. Perhaps some smooth moves from you can ease some of the pressure.
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    If the world is something you accept rather than interpret, then you're susceptible to the influence of charismatic idiots.

    In Durham, NC, where I'm kicking ass every day, even without a basket.  
  • fishlessmanfishlessman Posts: 17,522
    my neighbor told me to let the dog **** in his yard, says its ok.....still would like a new shovel though
  • My neighbor does the same thing. He lets his dog walk all up in my flower beds and crap and pee all over my yard.
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  • EggcelsiorEggcelsior Posts: 11,570
    Perhaps you should build a trebuchet?

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  • GriffinGriffin Posts: 7,080
    =)) Love a good joke in the morning.

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  • My neighbor just flat came into my house and peed on my rug.  Unchecked aggression like that really can't stand.  

    Damn shame.  The rug really tied the room together.  
    If the world is something you accept rather than interpret, then you're susceptible to the influence of charismatic idiots.

    In Durham, NC, where I'm kicking ass every day, even without a basket.  
  • To add to what Fred said,  
    -gather up poo
    -put poo in paper bag
    -put paper bag on neighbours front door step
    -light paper bag on fire
    - ring neighbours door bell
    -run home
    Idea behind this,  neighbour will attempt to stomp out fire,,,,, mission accomplished!


  • Grow a garden, fertilized with your ****, then take him some tomatoes as a peace offering.  Wait two days and confess.
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  • henapplehenapple Posts: 14,688
    I'm thinking... abt's. Bacon wrapped jalapeños stuffed with dog poo. Just a neighborly gift to the family next door...
    Green egg, dead animal and alcohol. The "Boro".. TN 
  • EggcelsiorEggcelsior Posts: 11,570
    To add to what Fred said,  
    -gather up poo
    -put poo in paper bag
    -put paper bag on neighbours front door step
    -light paper bag on fire
    - ring neighbours door bell
    -run home
    Idea behind this,  neighbour will attempt to stomp out fire,,,,, mission accomplished!


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    He called the **** poop!
  • Just look at it from your neighbours point of view, why would he want his dog to use his yard as a toilet?

    Gerhard
  • fishlessmanfishlessman Posts: 17,522
    you guys should try living up here in this state called massachusetts, a few years ago i got a letter from some state agency that said i couldnt let my dog poop in my own yard because it endangered clam flats 30 or so miles away. i hope you didnt eat any of those clams
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  • nolaeggheadnolaegghead Posts: 15,464

    you guys should try living up here in this state called massachusetts, a few years ago i got a letter from some state agency that said i couldnt let my dog poop in my own yard because it endangered clam flats 30 or so miles away. i hope you didnt eat any of those clams
    :))
    This begs the question - where CAN your dog poop?  Depends.
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  • HotchHotch Posts: 1,528

    I just thinking, if you don't have a dog for a little pay back, you don't want to get caught doing a little pay back. Might want to wait till the sun goes down.

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  • You could also take a page from the Celts, who smeared crap on their faces and stripped naked before attacking their neighbors.
    If the world is something you accept rather than interpret, then you're susceptible to the influence of charismatic idiots.

    In Durham, NC, where I'm kicking ass every day, even without a basket.  
  • tamu2009 said:
    My neighbor does the same thing. He lets his dog walk all up in my flower beds and crap and pee all over my yard.
     
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  • Sounds like an inconsiderate SOB! 
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  • calikingcaliking Posts: 7,166
    tamu2009 said:
    My neighbor does the same thing. He lets his dog walk all up in my flower beds and crap and pee all over my yard.
    A possible solution - put up signs (like the ones from lawn mowing crews) which say that the area has been treated with chemical fertilizers harmful to animals. Take the signs down after a day or two and then put them up every once in a while. If they still don't get the message, go ahead and actually fertilize the area... but don't put the signs up. They'll get the message if their pet gets sick because of their own inconsiderate behavior.

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  • Shoot the damn dog.
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  • BayaradBayarad Posts: 294
    Boooo! Don't hurt the innocent dog(s) they are just looking for a place to go weenkie and shat!
  • KoskoKosko Posts: 535
    I am with VI! Put a bullet in the mutt!
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  • HotchHotch Posts: 1,528
    I'm waiting to see what Skiddymarker has to say about this.

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