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Stupid or Brilliant? The Pit Boss BBQ Belt

http://pitbossbelt.com/

I can't tell if this thing is supposed to be a joke or not; especially for $109.  To me it seems like it would weigh you down, and your Q tools would be swinging around banging into the egg and whatnot.

And while I love my beer; who holsters two beers on their belts?

Any fellow eggheads use this?  



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  • LitLit Posts: 4,031
    Only for role playing
  • Looks to me like there are actually three beers there.  That's living the high life, right there.  Actually this thing looks like it was designed to star in a Miller High Life commercial.    
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  • It's brilliant, yet stupid. Brilliant because the inventor and or manufacturer will probably make a lot of money. Stupid, well, self evident IMO.

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  • nolaeggheadnolaegghead Posts: 14,983
    That's maybe the un-coolest thing I've ever seen for BBQ.
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  • EggcelsiorEggcelsior Posts: 11,428
    Brilliantly stupid?
  • MickeyMickey Posts: 16,474
    I vote stupid. If I bought that then it would be the most use-less item I own for BBQ instead of the other 123 use-less items I have bought. Thank God I was not drinking when I saw that.
    Salado TX Egg Family: 2 Large and a very well used Mini, just added a Mini Max (I'm good for now). 

  • onedbguruonedbguru Posts: 663
    I see 2 beer bottles, one beer can and a bottle of Jack (or something similar)
  • ThieveryThievery Posts: 37
    That's maybe the un-coolest thing I've ever seen for BBQ.
    What about the beloved Ham Dogger?

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    Or the awesome Grill Combs?

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    Or this awesome Apron which clearly dominates the Pitt Boss Apron?

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  • That apron is so heavy when full, it would mess with my already alcohol compromised balance. Stagger, stagger, fall.

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    Flint, Michigan.  Named the most dangerous city in America by the F.B.I. three years running.

    We invented the U.A.W. and carjacking!

  • Unbelievably stupid.  Too expensive for a gag gift.

    The Naked Whiz
  • As far as something to hold your beer, this is the way to go...

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  • nolaeggheadnolaegghead Posts: 14,983
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    Look!  I'm warming up 6 beers at once!
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  • henapplehenapple Posts: 14,600
    If i showed up to a bbq and the cook was wearing that seriously... Pimp slap and leave.
    Green egg, dead animal and alcohol. The "Boro".. TN 
  • jerrypjerryp Posts: 226
    I can't be the only person intrigued by a ham-dogger, can I?  I vote lame for the belt.
  • BYS1981BYS1981 Posts: 2,060
    excessively stupid
  • LitLit Posts: 4,031
    I actually made a ham dogger recently. I was making burgers and wanted to try one and I only had hotdog buns so I rolled it out.
  • hapsterhapster Posts: 7,059
    Oh, it's definitely a "tool" belt...
  • flemsterflemster Posts: 259
    I still think the bacon soap has its appeal http://www.manhandssoap.com/page/480299676
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  • flemsterflemster Posts: 259
    Bacon soap
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  • td66snrftd66snrf Posts: 774
    Thievery said:
    http://pitbossbelt.com/

    I can't tell if this thing is supposed to be a joke or not; especially for $109.  To me it seems like it would weigh you down, and your Q tools would be swinging around banging into the egg and whatnot.

    And while I love my beer; who holsters two beers on their belts?

    Any fellow eggheads use this?  



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  • shtgunal3shtgunal3 Posts: 2,902
    Ham dogger .....maybe.

    That dumb ass belt..... Hell No!

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  • finsterfinster Posts: 133
    um...No. That ham dogger is wrong.  I do have a coozie that has magnets sewn in.  We are making pizzas tonite so thought we'd give you a demo of it in action.  It would reg be a pale of some sort. Today it's a rootbeer to share.  imageimage
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  • BotchBotch Posts: 3,285
    The belt needs a quick-draw holster for your Thermapen.  
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  • EggucatedEggucated Posts: 212
    I would totally wear the belt, while I grilled on my man grates! NOT!
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  • henapplehenapple Posts: 14,600
    Bacon soap would only make the showers longer... And unwelcome male neighbors might show up.
    Green egg, dead animal and alcohol. The "Boro".. TN 
  • CharlesmaneriCharlesmaneri Posts: 1,295
    please shoot me if you see me wearing that ridiculous thing 
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  • SkiddymarkerSkiddymarker Posts: 7,155
    edited August 2013
    I think I've seen the belt as a tool belt somewhere. The Pit Boss towels are an add on, but the rest is a tool belt for the home handy man. The metal hanger clips on the sides where the tools are hanging is meant for hammer/combo square/snips whatever.....Big put on or someone is getting rich selling a $19 belt plus two $5 towels for over $100. Hope it ships for free.....

    @henapple - agree the bacon soap would have my bacon bomb crazy neighbour crashing my shower time.
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  • JRWhiteeJRWhitee Posts: 2,674
    The only thing missing is the Geek Squad shirt!

                                                                        
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  • calikingcaliking Posts: 7,069
    I bet shipping and handling is $17.99. 

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