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  • FoghornFoghorn Posts: 1,859

    "...that's homophone, not homophobe. "

    Whatever.  You're still a bigot.

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  • Foghorn said:

    "...that's homophone, not homophobe. "

    Whatever.  You're still a bigot.


    i right. I mean what did homophones ever do to you? geez this place.

  • fishlessmanfishlessman Posts: 16,258
    So if there is no free will then everything is His idea.  He is sort of the idea man.  Wait!!!!??? 

    In Little Stephen we trust. 

    lets see if this works

    Please OH LITTLE STEVEN, please fix the posting on this forum so i dont have to wait for approval......AMEN

  • Little StevenLittle Steven Posts: 26,736
    And his mouth was shut. Oh, sorry bit of biblical humour from Billy Connolly there.

    Steve 

    Caledon, ON

     

  • henapplehenapple Posts: 12,469


    fishlessman said:



    God's on another thread right now. Try and stay on topic.

    are you sure he's not watching this thread too, the internet must take up too much of his time if he has to read every post




    I wonder if his fire has ever gone out in the middle of the night or if his briskets have ever turned out a "little dry in the flat part". Just curious

    Numbers 29:2

    As an aroma pleasing to the LORD, offer a burnt offering of one young bull, one ram and seven male lambs a year old, all without defect.

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  • fletcherfamfletcherfam Posts: 842

    @henapple, no way!! He does brisket better than Franklin. :)

     

    There has got to be BBQ in heaven

  • henapplehenapple Posts: 12,469
    Then Elijah said to all the people, "Come near to me." So all the people came near to him. And he repaired the altar of the Lord which had been torn down.
    31 Elijah took twelve stones according to the number of the tribes of the sons of Jacob, to whom the word of the Lord had come, saying, "Israel shall be your name."
    32 So with the stones he built an altar in the name of the Lord, and he made a trench around the altar, large enough to hold two measures of seed.
    33 Then he arranged the wood and cut the ox in pieces and laid it on the wood.
    34 And he said, "Fill four pitchers with water and pour it on the burnt offering and on the wood." And he said, "Do it a second time," and they did it a second time. And he said, "Do it a third time," and they did it a third time.
    35 The water flowed around the altar and he also filled the trench with water.
    36 At the time of the offering of the evening sacrifice, elijah the prophet came near and said, "O Lord, the God of Abraham, Isaac and Israel, today let it be known that You are God in Israel and that I am Your servant and I have done all these things at Your word.
    37 "Answer me, O Lord, answer me, that this people may know that You, O Lord, are God, and that You have turned their heart back again."
    38 Then the fire of the Lord fell and consumed the burnt offering and the wood and the stones and the dust, and licked up the water that was in the trench.
    39 When all the people saw it, they fell on their faces; and they said, "The Lord, He is God; the Lord, He is God."
    1 Kings 18:30-39


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  • FoghornFoghorn Posts: 1,859

    "There has got to be BBQ in heaven"

    Duh.  Why do you think Little Steven has so many eggs.

     

    Wait, we've got to stop this nonsense.  There's no way Canada is heaven.

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  • SmokeyPittSmokeyPitt Posts: 5,137
    edited June 2013

    Foghorn said:

    "...that's homophone, not homophobe. "

    Whatever.  You're still a bigot.


    i right. I mean what did homophones ever do to you? geez this place.
    I'm have an irrational an persistent fear of homophones.  I'm a homophonephobe.   I don't like there kind, and I'm not afraid to express that hear. 


    Which came first the chicken or the egg?  I egged the chicken and then I ate his leg wing. 
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  • EggcelsiorEggcelsior Posts: 9,784
    Smokey, your not getting anything write with what you right.
  • Little StevenLittle Steven Posts: 26,736
    .Smokey, your not getting anything write with what you right.
    Wright again Eggselsior

    Steve 

    Caledon, ON

     

  • nolaeggheadnolaegghead Posts: 12,251

    Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo

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  • JohnInCarolinaJohnInCarolina Posts: 1,609
    If the world is something you accept rather than interpret, then you're susceptible to the influence of charismatic idiots.

    Currently in Okinawa, Japan
  • AcnAcn Posts: 596
    New Egging Music:

    Beef on Bun, from The Gates BBQ Suite by Bobby Watson

    LBGE

    Pikesville, MD

  • nolaeggheadnolaegghead Posts: 12,251
    (bump)

    Q:  Where does the sun go at night?  (I'm scared)

    A: The Sun doesn't go anywhere; it sits there in the middle of the solar system.

    What is happening is that the Earth is an enormous ball that is turning. The Sun's light is shining on the Earth all the time, and whichever side of Earth is facing the Sun is experiencing "day". As the Earth keeps turning the side that was in the sunlight turns away from the Sun and the Sun appears to go down. But the Earth keeps turning, and soon the Sun "rises" and it is daytime again.
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  • cazzycazzy Posts: 6,531
    I was going to make a specific thread for this, but it's actually the perfect place.

    What's wrong with people?

    What's wrong with a 23 year old throwing away a 40 million dollar job and a dream career? Wow, what a damn idiot. If you don't trust him, do what every other effing human being does and stop talking to him, or punch him in the face (unless you're a Brown).

    No, you execute this fool, smash your phone and surveillance equipment...but don't destroy the video tape like Belichick taught you? Fools!!
    Just a hack that makes some shitty BBQ...
  • LitLit Posts: 3,135
    Its mega maid. She's gone from suck to blow.
  • LowflyerLowflyer Posts: 729
    At what point did he think "this is a good idea"?
  • FurallFurall Posts: 103
    No kidding, I wonder how many times he has thought that exact statement in his head. You think he will get life?
  • cazzycazzy Posts: 6,531
    Lowflyer said:
    At what point did he think "this is a good idea"?
    After the 1st shot.  Like every other multi-million dollar youngin', he thought he was bigger than the law and untouchable.
    Furall said:No kidding, I wonder how many times he has thought that exact statement in his head. You think he will get life?
    I think he will get a life term, but will end up serving 20-30 years.  It just depends how pre-meditated they make it.  Seeing how he left with a gun, then went to pick him up from his house, the prosecutors will make a case that he had every intention to murder him that morning.  
    Just a hack that makes some shitty BBQ...
  • FurallFurall Posts: 103
    I watched some of the arraignment. Sounds like he did in fact plan it. Not to mention the text from Odin to his sister isn't doing him any favors. You hit the nail on the head about being above the law. Did you see him in court?
  • I have Gronkowski on my fantasy team so he's gonna see more balls from Brady. I'm an optimist and try to find the bright side. Yea for Team Cap'n Crunch!

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  • nolaeggheadnolaegghead Posts: 12,251
    whoever that team is that passed him up in the draft is probably thanking their lucky stars
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  • FurallFurall Posts: 103
    Think he will be ok after they cut on him all offseason?
  • FurallFurall Posts: 103

    whoever that team is that passed him up in the draft is probably thanking their lucky stars

    In most of my mocks he has been going pretty high due to gronks uncertainty.
  • cazzycazzy Posts: 6,531
    I wouldn't have drafted Aaron anyway. Too much of a crap shoot with Gronk and a two tight end system. Sure he would have gotten you a big week here and there, but he'll screw you most other weeks.
    Just a hack that makes some shitty BBQ...
  • cazzycazzy Posts: 6,531
    Kellen Winslow will be big the 1st half of the season. Most importantly, anendola gets a bump assuming he can stay healthy
    Just a hack that makes some shitty BBQ...
  • GQuizGQuiz Posts: 668
    Tebow is gonna play tight end... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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  • Charlie tunaCharlie tuna Posts: 2,191
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  • nolaeggheadnolaegghead Posts: 12,251
    GQuiz said:
    Tebow is gonna play tight end... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    That's hilarious.  I guess it finally sunk in the only place he's gonna QB is Canada or arena.
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    Large and Medium BGE, Kamado Joe Jr., smoker with a 5k btu AC, gas grill, fire pit, pack of angry cats, two turntables and a microphone, my friend.
    New Orleans, LA - we know how to eat 

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