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Help persuading my right hand

To allow me to buy a big green egg. I've tried to convince shalonda(see I named my hand after a black person, no racism here)

But so far she says no. I want to spend $1000 like the rest of you so I can be cool. Thoughts on how to talk her into it?
P's the more I drink whiskey, the more you people become attractive. I think my left hand will be called can tex or mountaindewbass. Leaning towards mdb so I can make mdb kiss a black person(right hand)

Comments

  • td66snrf
    td66snrf Posts: 1,821
    Keep an eye on craigslist. They're rare and go fast out here but I've bought a couple this way with no regrets. Good luck!
    XLBGE, LBGE, MBGE, SMALL, MINI, 2 Kubs, Fire Magic Gasser
  • Fortoday
    Fortoday Posts: 94
    The X is on the back of my hand.. I can't click it. My hand is a sort of computer device. You think you take great picture.. My hand takes even better ones
  • Chubbs
    Chubbs Posts: 6,929
    Fortoday said:

    To allow me to buy a big green egg. I've tried to convince shalonda(see I named my hand after a black person, no racism here)

    But so far she says no. I want to spend $1000 like the rest of you so I can be cool. Thoughts on how to talk her into it?
    P's the more I drink whiskey, the more you people become attractive. I think my left hand will be called can tex or mountaindewbass. Leaning towards mdb so I can make mdb kiss a black person(right hand)

    You are a moron
    Columbia, SC --- LBGE 2011 -- MINI BGE 2013
  • Mama Roneck
    Mama Roneck Posts: 386
    Come on @Fortoday!  Don't let these folks criticism get you down.  We know you're capable of being a much better troll and we need you to be better.  But you're not there yet.  Cen-Tex has offered some good constructive advice, but right now your material wouldn't even work in a middle school lunchroom. Remember, a great forum needs a great troll.  Chin up and keep at it!  
    Mamaroneck
  • Eggcelsior
    Eggcelsior Posts: 14,414
    CLAP YOUR HANDS!
    But I feel so lonely
    CLAP YOUR HANDS!
    But it won't do nothing
    CLAP YOUR HANDS!
    But I have no money
    CLAP YOUR HANDS!
    Are you up to something?
    CLAP YOUR HANDS!
    Where's my milk and honey?
  • Fortoday
    Fortoday Posts: 94
    IM NOT A TROLL. Im a goblin..different breed.
  • Charlie tuna
    Charlie tuna Posts: 2,191
    Just ignore any post he makes -- hasn't made much sense thus far -- and i don't think i could learn anything from this clown.  He is like a cancer in our forum..  My $ .02 
  • NEWB_IN_NOLA
    NEWB_IN_NOLA Posts: 135
    CLAP YOUR HANDS! But I feel so lonely CLAP YOUR HANDS! But it won't do nothing CLAP YOUR HANDS! But I have no money CLAP YOUR HANDS! Are you up to something? CLAP YOUR HANDS! Where's my milk and honey?
    "Yeah"
    "America has only three cities: New York, San Francisco, and New Orleans. Everywhere else is Cleveland." -Tennessee Williams