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henapplehenapple Posts: 13,259
edited June 2013 in Off Topic
Hi folks. I'm a new member but haven't received posting permission so henapple has allowed me to post under his account. He's AWESOME.
I've been stalki..er, lurking for years but finally decided to jump in. I saw where group buys are popular so I contacted my good pal, Ben Dover. Ben has invented a product that is a must have for all eggers... The Big Green Fork. This oversized grub shovel not only transports more egged goodies to your pie hole but makes it taste better. It's AWESOME. Your food has never tasted better. Your family and neighbors will be AMAZED at your culinary delights while eating with the BGE Fork.
Trouble eating oriental food with chopsticks? The BGE Fork can pick up more rice in one scoop than a crew of Vietnamese farmers harvest in a day.
Just listen to Ima Dumas from central Ohio wrote us. "The BGE Fork is AWESOME"
Made from space age titanium this fork will last forever... But wait. Ben has come out with a new plastic optimized carrier... Or the POS. Camping? Tailgating? No worries. When you finish eating just throw the POS in the trash.
Whether your hosting thanksgiving dinner or serving samples in Salado we have a fork for you.
BGE forks come in yellow, red, blue and burnt orange so there's a color for you. What's it cost to change my life you ask...
An eight piece set of the titanium forks sell for $119.99 and the POS sells for $. 25. BUT WAIT. Order now and use the forum code GETFORKES and you'll receive a second set free.
Inside the US call 1 800 WTF-RUON
Canada call 1888 HOO-TFRU
Mastercard, Visa, Diners Club and Home Depot cards accepted.
S&H... $50
Canadians add $437 for living in Canada
All products are shipped via Norfolk and Way

When your friends ask where you got it... Remember, tell them you GOT FORKED
Green egg, dead animal and alcohol. The "Boro".. TN 
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  • SkinnyVSkinnyV Posts: 2,299
    Paypal Addy?
    Seattle, WA
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  • Mama RoneckMama Roneck Posts: 346
    In! Has it shipped yet?
    Mamaroneck
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  • bigphilbigphil Posts: 1,380
    What no 4 easy payments and if we act now your drop one and make it 3 easy payments ? second set include S&H ? if so am in  
    Large Big Green Egg , XL Big Green Egg . BBQ Guru, Weber Kettle, Weber Q grill for road trips.
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  • SmokinDAWG82SmokinDAWG82 Posts: 1,704
    Dude I just read this out loud to my wife and we were laughing our Arses off, this was awesome

    Well Done @Henapple
    LBGE
    Go Dawgs! - Marietta, GA
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  • EggcelsiorEggcelsior Posts: 10,243
    I read it in Billy Mays voice. Now I want to buy 2.
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  • AviatorAviator Posts: 1,519

    Awesome. I am in as well.

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    Large and Small BGE, and a baby black Kub.

    And all the toys to make me look like a Gizmo Chef.

    >:)

    Chattanooga, TN.

     

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  • CANMAN1976CANMAN1976 Posts: 1,518
    Your forkin hilarious Henapple.I'll take a dozen !!!!
    Hows ya gettin' on, me ol cock? 



    Kippens.Newfoundland and Labrador. (Canada).
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  • Hungry JoeHungry Joe Posts: 1,071
    This is something that might have legs, I think I can get behind this.
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  • TjcoleyTjcoley Posts: 3,409
    You are the Sofa King!
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    It's not a science, it's an art. And it's flawed.
    - Camp Hill, PA
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  • calikingcaliking Posts: 6,449
    I say we put our collective buying power to good use by getting a group rate for tankers full of PBR.

    #1 LBGE December 2012 • #2 SBGE February  2013 • #3 Mini May 2013
    A happy BGE family in Houston, TX.
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  • shtgunal3shtgunal3 Posts: 2,902
    I heard if you buy two sets they will throw in half a dozen bacon condoms.

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     LBGE,SBGE, and a mini makes three......Sweet home Alabama........ Stay thirsty my friends .

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  • td66snrftd66snrf Posts: 754
    Will it work on my gas grill? I need to know so I know how many to order. Thank you for all your hard work organizing this purchase. Henapple, you're such a giver.
    XLBGE, LBGE, MBGE, MINI, 2 Kubs, Fire Magic Gasser
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  • I am in for 200! And I can probably cut you all a shipping deal, I work for Norfolk southern(small subsidiary of the great Norfolk and way(man)). I will talk to my people.
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  • henapplehenapple Posts: 13,259
    td66snrf said:

    Will it work on my gas grill? I need to know so I know how many to order. Thank you for all your hard work organizing this purchase. Henapple, you're such a giver.

    It wasn't me. It was Ben Dover. The manufacturing is run by Willie Makit and his sister in law Betty Downt.
    Green egg, dead animal and alcohol. The "Boro".. TN 
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  • Little StevenLittle Steven Posts: 26,948
    I know Ben Doon! Do you know his cousin Phil McCracken?

    Steve 

    Caledon, ON

     

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  • I don't know them, but if I ever break into the porn industry, my name will be Hugh Junit.

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    Flint, Michigan.  Named the most dangerous city in America by the F.B.I. three years running.

    We invented the U.A.W. and carjacking!

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  • bud812bud812 Posts: 1,290
    I want two, one for me & one for Jack Mehoff.

    Not to get technical, but according to chemistry alcohol is a solution...

    Large & Small BGE

    Stockton Ca.

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  • In honor of our long lost friend Stike, I'm going to buy one for my buddy Dick Hertz, From Holden



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  • MickeyMickey Posts: 15,821
    Got to ask: what color is the friggin grass in your world. =))
    Salado TX Egg Family: 2 Large and a very well used Mini, just added a Mini Max +++ 5th Salado EggFest is March 14, 2015 http://saladoeggheadgathering.blogspot.com

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  • bud812bud812 Posts: 1,290
    henapple said:
    Green.. With purple and red hairs.
    Hmmm..... We must mow the same lawn.

    Not to get technical, but according to chemistry alcohol is a solution...

    Large & Small BGE

    Stockton Ca.

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  • This must be your groundskeeper:

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    Flint, Michigan.  Named the most dangerous city in America by the F.B.I. three years running.

    We invented the U.A.W. and carjacking!

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  • Austin  EggheadAustin Egghead Posts: 3,284
    =)) What is the S&H on the free set....?
    Eggin in SW "Keep it Weird" TX
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  • henapplehenapple Posts: 13,259
    How did we go from forks
    To dirty names
    To pot

    Only on this forum



    Green egg, dead animal and alcohol. The "Boro".. TN 
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  • GriffinGriffin Posts: 6,697
    Gets my vote for Post of the Day. Well played, Sir. =D>

    Richardson, Texas

    Griffin's Grub or you can find me on Facebook

    The Supreme Potentate, Sovereign Commander and Sultan of Wings

     

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