Certified Big Green Egghead Oath
I do solemnly swear to subjectively taste each Big Green Egg cook that is presented to my eyes, my nose, my hands and my palate. I accept my duty to be an Official Big Green Egghead, so that truth, justice, excellence in Barbeque and the American Way of Life may be strengthened and preserved forever.
Must be taken with a beverage, preferably containing alcohol. Singed arm hair, soiled apron optional but recommended.
Stolen from the KCBS judge's oath sort of after watching How the States Got their name.
1 Large BGE, 1 Mini BGE, 1 Minimax BGE, Original wife and 4 dogs living in the heart of BBQ country in Round Rock Texas. "Friends don't let friends cook with propane"