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It’s time to kick back, relax and enjoy the aromas of fresh smoked meat as we sail towards summer. Not sure what to smoke? Try Down & Dizzy Pork Shoulder or Smoked Spanish Chicken. Now that Spring is in the air, it's time to think about getting out to one of the many #EGGfests around the country - see a list here

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  • travisstricktravisstrick Posts: 4,022


    bigphil said:

    thanks everyone for the suggestions and i was thinking of playing the movie deliverance and chew on a piece of straw holding my shotgun . 




    "this one here's got a real pretty mouth" ought to clear it out if things get out of hand. Poor Ned Beatty.

    One of my dads college profs was a canoeing stunt double in that movie.
    Be careful, man! I've got a beverage here.
  • I personally think the cheese puffs are a great idea. i don't know if anyone will be keen on getting kissy kissy after cheesepuffs. Get garlic-flavored ones.
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  • MrossMross Posts: 241
    Oh they damn sure are tenacious. The thing is you just have to be more tenacious than they are. My wife is a bulldog. Once she gets something in her teeth she does not let go. I just had to point her in the right direction. I mentioned out of wedlock grand kids and it was over!
    Duncan, SC
  • bigphilbigphil Posts: 1,356
    tonights menu plain pizza .sausage and bacon ,margarita ,white garlic ,pepperoni and pulled pork pizza, also doing wings and the pulled pork egg rolls that @travistrick posted along with  cheese and veggie trays .May try and mix up @MrCookingNurse special pizza dipping sauce it sounded really good 
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  • six_eggsix_egg Posts: 588
    edited April 2013
    Maybe instead of wings do chicken bites. Like 3 flavors a spicy, sweet and savory. or plain chicken with S&P and some good sauces. Plus the pizza or pizza rolls. Que-sades with chicken, pork or beef. 

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  • NecessaryIndulgNecessaryIndulg Posts: 1,013
    edited April 2013
    How cool that she wants to bring them all over!  =D>

    Wings, pizza, sliders, tacos. . .  you really can't go wrong.  Teens like gooey, fattening, home-cooked food (...me too!).
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  • bigphilbigphil Posts: 1,356
    edited April 2013
    a few pics of the pizza's and my little girl . funniest thing was when we open the dough the kids all had a great .

    @travisstrick the egg rolls were awesome sorry no pics the kids ate them to fast 

    @MrCookingNurse your dipping sauce went over big thanks for posting it 
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  • You should be (I'm sure you are) a proud Dad!
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    Well, "spa-Peggy" is kind of like spaghetti. I'm not sure what Peggy does different, if anything. But it's the one dish she's kind of made her own.
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    Aurora, Ontario, Canada
  • bigphilbigphil Posts: 1,356
    @TexanofThenorth i am and i told her she's grounded for life for growing up .kids they just don't listen now a days 
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  • @bigphil, I know what you mean. Mine are 29, 27 and 23. In my case, watching them grow through young adulthood has been a very rewarding experience. I hope you find the same!
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    Well, "spa-Peggy" is kind of like spaghetti. I'm not sure what Peggy does different, if anything. But it's the one dish she's kind of made her own.
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    Aurora, Ontario, Canada
  • bigphilbigphil Posts: 1,356
    i do she is really a great kid 
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  • calikingcaliking Posts: 4,538
    Sounds like you rocked it! I bet your sweet little girl is now known as the kid with the coolest dad.

    #1 LBGE December 2012 • #2 SBGE February  2013 • #3 Mini May 2013
    A happy BGE family in Houston, TX.
  • Little StevenLittle Steven Posts: 25,581

    Three boys and a fifteen year old girl going on thirty.

    APPLICATION FOR PERMISSION TO DATE MY DAUGHTER

    NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage, and current medical report from your doctor.

    NAME_____________________________________ DATE OF BIRTH_____________

    HEIGHT___________ WEIGHT____________ IQ__________ GPA_____________

    SOCIAL SECURITY #_________________ DRIVERS LICENSE #________________

    BOY SCOUT RANK AND BADGES__________________________________________

    HOME ADDRESS_______________________ CITY/STATE___________ ZIP______


    ACCESSORIES SECTION:

    A. Do you own or have access to a van? __Yes __No

    B. A truck with oversized tires? __Yes __No

    C. A waterbed? __Yes __No

    D. A pickup with a mattress in the back? __Yes __No

    E. A tattoo? __Yes __No

    F. Do you have an earring, nose ring, __Yes __No
    pierced tongue, pierced cheek or a belly button ring?

    (IF YOU ANSWERED 'YES' TO ANY OF THE ABOVE, DISCONTINUE APPLICATION
    AND LEAVE PREMISES IMMEDIATELY. I SUGGEST RUNNING.)


    ESSAY SECTION:

    In 50 words or less, what does 'LATE' mean to you?

    ______________________________________________________________

    ______________________________________________________________

    In 50 words or less, what does 'DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER' mean to you?

    ______________________________________________________________

    ______________________________________________________________

    In 50 words or less, what does 'ABSTINENCE' mean to you?

    ______________________________________________________________

    ______________________________________________________________


    REFERENCES SECTION:

    Church you attend ___________________________________________________

    How often you attend ________________________________________________

    When would be the best time to interview your:

    father? _____________

    mother? _____________

    pastor? _____________


    SHORT-ANSWER SECTION:

    Answer by filling in the blank. Please answer freely, all answers
    are confidential.

    A: If I were shot, the last place I would want shot would be:

    ______________________________________________________________

    B: If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken is my:

    ______________________________________________________________

    C: A woman's place is in the:

    ______________________________________________________________

    D: The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about is:

    ______________________________________________________________

    E. What do you want to do IF you grow up? ___________________________

    ______________________________________________________________

    ______________________________________________________________

    F. When I meet a girl, the thing I always notice about her first is:

    ______________________________________________________________

    F. What is the current going rate of a hotel room? __________________

    I SWEAR THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT TO
    THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT,
    NATIVE AMERICAN ANT TORTURE, CRUCIFIXION, ELECTROCUTION, CHINESE
    WATER TORTURE, RED HOT POKERS, AND HILLARY CLINTON KISS TORTURE.


    _________________________________________________________
    Applicant's Signature (that means sign your name, moron!)


    _______________________________ ________________________________
    Mother's Signature Father's Signature

    _______________________________ ________________________________
    Pastor/Priest/Rabbi State Representative/Congressman

    Thank you for your interest, and it had better be genuine and non-sexual.
    Please allow four to six years for processing.

    You will be contacted in writing if you are approved. Please do not try to call or write (since you probably can't, and it would cause you injury). If your application is rejected, you will benotified by two gentleman wearing white ties carrying violin cases. (you might watch your back)

    To prepare yourself, start studying Daddy's Rules for Dating.

    Daddy's Rules for Dating

    Rule One:
    If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.

    Rule Two:
    You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them..

    Rule Three:
    I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.

    Rule Four:
    I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a 'Barrier method' of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.

    Rule Five:
    It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is: 'early.'

    Rule Six:
    I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry.

    Rule Seven:
    As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process than can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge . Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car?

    Rule Eight:
    The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka - zipped up to her throat. Movies with a strong romantic or sexual themes are to be avoided; movies which feature chain saws are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folks homes are better.

    Rule Nine:
    Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a potbellied, balding, middle-aged, dimwitted has-been. But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me.

    Rule Ten:
    Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a sand dune near Baghdad . When my post traumatic stress syndrome starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveway you should exit the car with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car - there is no need for you to come inside. The camouflaged face at the window is mine

    Steve 

    Caledon, ON

     

  • bigphilbigphil Posts: 1,356
    edited April 2013
    @Little Steven =)) awesome printed it 
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  • Hi54puttyHi54putty Posts: 1,262
    Those rules are amazing. I have 2 girls and will reference this in the future.
  • If you don't want them to come back serve Pig Lips and Butter Beans wit  Hogs Head Cheese on the side for appetizers  

    :))
     
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