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SWMBO??

BOWHUNRBOWHUNR Posts: 1,391
edited April 2013 in EggHead Forum
O.K. guys, I know for the most part this is a tongue in cheek joke, but are there some of you out there that really have to live that way?  We have both provided throughout our 20 years of marriage, but my job has always been the largest source of income.  She has never wanted for anything nor complained about what she didn't have.  When I show up with a new egg or eggcessory she just jabs a little and asks what I'm going to do with that.  Better yet, when I show up with a new gun she says "cool! when can we go shoot it".  I'm the first to admit I'm a lucky man for  finding her, but how many of you here live in fear of the SWMBO?  Or are there any of you that will admit it?  :)

I'm ashamed what I did for a Klondike Bar!!

Omaha, NE

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  • doubledouble Posts: 1,214
    Very much tongue in cheek on my side.
    Lynnwood WA
  • FockerFocker Posts: 1,533

    Anyone who uses that acronym lives in fear, by definition. 

    But hey, what do I know?  I'm divorced.  :))

     

    "Our houses are protected by the Good Lord and a gun.
     And you might meet em' both if you show up here not welcome son."--Josh Thompson

    Brandon
    Quad Cities


  • EggcelsiorEggcelsior Posts: 9,285
    Focker said:

    Anyone who uses that acronym lives in fear, by definition. 

    But hey, what do I know?  I'm divorced.  :))

     

    Plus you work in a profession with a 97/3 female to male ratio. I feel soooo bad for you ;)
  • scooter759scooter759 Posts: 242
    double said:
    Very much tongue in cheek on my side.
    +1
    Extra Large, Large & Medium eggs, Weber Summit gasser, Weber Q. Mankato, MN
  • BOWHUNRBOWHUNR Posts: 1,391
    I will gladly admit it. We live in a completely opposite relationship, in the views of "normal" marriages. She is the breadwinner and has the traditionally male job of law enforcement. I have the traditionally female job of Registered Nurse. None of that is the reason though. This is why: I carry a stethoscope to work, she carries a gun. I can auscultate heart and lung sounds, she can make them stop. ;)
    Noone is going to beat that reply.  The last sentence is priceless!  Nicely done sir!

    Mike

    I'm ashamed what I did for a Klondike Bar!!

    Omaha, NE
  • Doc_EggertonDoc_Eggerton Posts: 3,953
    The Spouse was the 2011 Iron Woman in the Florida State Muzzle Loading Association competition.  Involved black powder rifle, pistol, and smoothbore shooting, as well as hawk and knife throwing.  By God I might not be required to obey her, but I take it under serious consideration
    :-j
    Pasquali Luciano
    Buon appetito to all the BGE family
    XLBGE, LBGE, MBGE and lots of toys

  • LitLit Posts: 2,810
    I obey her but only because she always says I don't care when I ask or why you asking me. We have no rugrats yet and make decent money, I am stock piling all the toys I can get now before its too late.
  • EggcelsiorEggcelsior Posts: 9,285
    Lit said:

    I obey her but only because she always says I don't care when I ask or why you asking me. We have no rugrats yet and make decent money, I am stock piling all the toys I can get now before its too late.

    You're a smart dude. I got my egg for Father's Day. Smack my head every day for not getting one a year earlier when I got my dad one.
  • FearlessTheEggNoobFearlessTheEggNoob Posts: 452
    edited April 2013
    Maybe it's time to introduce HWMGAP

  • BOWHUNRBOWHUNR Posts: 1,391
    Maybe it's time to introduce HWMGAP
    O.K.  I'll bite.

    I'm ashamed what I did for a Klondike Bar!!

    Omaha, NE
  • BOWHUNR said:
    Maybe it's time to introduce HWMGAP
    O.K.  I'll bite.
    Rhymes with, Throw A Pear...

  • BOWHUNRBOWHUNR Posts: 1,391
    He who might give a ph@#k?

    I'm ashamed what I did for a Klondike Bar!!

    Omaha, NE
  • SmokinDAWG82SmokinDAWG82 Posts: 1,704
    I use the term out of respect for the woman I love who has been my companion and best friend for more than 40 years. We both work, make similar salaries, and buy whatever we want whenever we want with no complaining.  I feel very blessed in my life with a wonderful wife, children, and grandchildren.
    LBGE
    Go Dawgs! - Marietta, GA
  • johnkitchensjohnkitchens Posts: 1,498
    I call mine Bridezilla. She is very patriotic. She does her part to keep the economy rolling no matter how painful it might be for me.  
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    Louisville, GA - 2 Large BGE's
  • KruegsKruegs Posts: 124
    BOWHUNR said:
    Maybe it's time to introduce HWMGAP
    O.K.  I'll bite.
    Rhymes with, Throw A Pear...
    The problem with that interpretation is that it isn't always conducive with another acroynm with the same letters...HWMGAP "He who must get a piece".:)
    XL BGE; CyberQ Wifi; Adjustable Rig, Woo2 Green Bay, Wisconsin
  • GriffinGriffin Posts: 6,514
    I say it tongue in cheek. No fear of my wife, but you know the saying. "Happy wife, happy life". We do have a mutual understanding that all large purchases are discussed first, though. Sometimes the lines are blurry on what a large purchase is. ;)

    Richardson, Texas

    Griffin's Grub or you can find me on Facebook

    The Supreme Potentate, Sovereign Commander and Sultan of Wings

     

  • henapplehenapple Posts: 11,857
    Kruegs said:



    BOWHUNR said:



    Maybe it's time to introduce HWMGAP
    O.K.  I'll bite.
    Rhymes with, Throw A Pear...The problem with that interpretation is that it isn't always conducive with another acroynm with the same letters...HWMGAP "He who must get a piece".:)


    " he who must grow a pair"
    Green egg, dead animal and alcohol. The "Boro".. TN 
  • tazcrashtazcrash Posts: 1,773
    Maybe it's time to introduce HWMGAP
    Thought it was HWMGAB - He Who Must Grovel And Beg.    :-SS

    Totally tongue in cheek. Mine is much like Griffin's.
     


    Bx - > NJ ->TX!!! 
    All to get cheaper brisket! 
  • sumoconnellsumoconnell Posts: 828
    I'm a believer in efficiency through division of responsibility. Somehow I've managed a backyard fiefdom that SWMBO has overlooked (or lets me think so since I mow it.)  

    Singed HWMGAB,
    pending LAR approval
    ಠ_ಠ


    +++++++++++++++++++++++++++
    Austin, Texas.  I'm the guy holding a beer.
  • SkiddymarkerSkiddymarker Posts: 5,913
    edited April 2013
    Like Griff, it is tongue in cheek, with a sense of flattery. I have used the term to describe the girl I married 42 years ago for at least 46 years. Based on the novel by H Rider Haggard, a favourite of mine. The movie starring Ursula Andress (also THE Bond girl - at the time a woman idolized by most teen-aged boys), was popular in the late sixties.
    In our generation the male was often considered to be the "head of the household", however as noted in My Big Fat Greek Wedding, the woman is the neck, and tells the man where and what to look at, again - tongue in cheek. 

    Delta B.C. - Vee-Gan: old Indian word for poor hunter. 
  • SkiddymarkerSkiddymarker Posts: 5,913
    Why it is flattery....
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    Delta B.C. - Vee-Gan: old Indian word for poor hunter. 
  • MrCookingNurseMrCookingNurse Posts: 3,742
    I will gladly admit it. We live in a completely opposite relationship, in the views of "normal" marriages. She is the breadwinner and has the traditionally male job of law enforcement. I have the traditionally female job of Registered Nurse. None of that is the reason though. This is why: I carry a stethoscope to work, she carries a gun. I can auscultate heart and lung sounds, she can make them stop. ;)
    This is absolutely hilarious!!!



    I live by SWMBO for a few different reason,

     1) I'm very blessed and have an amazing beautiful godly wife and mother of my children, so I take care of her needs and wants. 

    2) It makes life easier!! But on the other hand, I am the authority in our household, she respects me and lets me have my hobbies and free time  when it works

    3) She wears the pants, and if I behave, she lets me get in them 
    8-}


    _______________________________________________

    LBGE & SBGE (big momma and pat)
  • FlyingTivoFlyingTivo Posts: 326
    I dont know much, but she lets me play with her toys!!!

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    Men, easier fed than understood!!
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