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  • The Cen-Tex Smoker
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    tazcrash said:
    I was down here last summer for 2 weeks mid-to late July. 
    Houston, and Austin. 

    Bought a house with a in the development, and room for one.  

    Had to move to a place where brisket wasn't 10 bucks a lb.
     
    smart man. 
    Keepin' It Weird in The ATX FBTX
  • Foghorn
    Foghorn Posts: 9,835
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    "she's been at this almost 26 years. At some point it has to be her fault for allowing all this to happen for so long but I can't get her to see it my way just yet."

     

    I'm pretty sure that the day she realizes that is just around the corner.... maybe tomorrow even...

    Just keep holding your breath.

     

     

    XXL BGE, Karebecue, Klose BYC, Chargiller Akorn Kamado, Weber Smokey Mountain, Grand Turbo gasser, Weber Smoky Joe, and the wheelbarrow that my grandfather used to cook steaks from his cattle

    San Antonio, TX

  • The Cen-Tex Smoker
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    Foghorn said:

    "she's been at this almost 26 years. At some point it has to be her fault for allowing all this to happen for so long but I can't get her to see it my way just yet."

     

    I'm pretty sure that the day she realizes that is just around the corner.... maybe tomorrow even...

    Just keep holding your breath.

     

     

    we continue to hold out hope that she will see the light.........

    But like my dad always said: "you can hope in one hand and s_ _t in the other and see which one fills up faster"

    He was quite he poet.

    Keepin' It Weird in The ATX FBTX
  • Eggcelsior
    Eggcelsior Posts: 14,414
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    You must have very resilient children, CT; The seem very well-adjusted. Otherwise, you wouldn't be able to afford all those packers with the therapy bills.
  • The Cen-Tex Smoker
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    You must have very resilient children, CT; The seem very well-adjusted. Otherwise, you wouldn't be able to afford all those packers with the therapy bills.
    They just quietly keep to themselves and count the days...........


    Keepin' It Weird in The ATX FBTX
  • henapple
    henapple Posts: 16,025
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    so you're finally on here... if Cen-Tex is the forum sheriff does that make you the commissioner?

    a warning. from time to time there is drama on the forum. Cen-Tex is usually involved so please join in. a few ways to kick start it...

    piss VI off
    hock a cheap accessory no one wants
    inform a poster how to improve the the cook their proud of.
    talk down to new members
    Tell someone their lump sucks
    Tell Travis the " Travis a method" sucks
    Tell Mickey his mini and turbo method sucks
    most of all.. be overly sensitive
    make fun of me for using the wrong state initials

    you'll see my avatar..
    references to drama, alcohol what looks like a bge in the center
    Green egg, dead animal and alcohol. The "Boro".. TN 
  • henapple
    henapple Posts: 16,025
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    oh yeah... when I first saw your forum handle I thought it said " girl_ on_ girl...I thought, FINALLY.
    Green egg, dead animal and alcohol. The "Boro".. TN 
  • henapple
    henapple Posts: 16,025
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    here we go....
    Green egg, dead animal and alcohol. The "Boro".. TN 
  • Mickey
    Mickey Posts: 19,674
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    I would like to welcome you to the forum and invite you to lunch in Belton Tuesday as you husbend has backed out on us. Hell, Travis and I would much reather talk to you than him anyway.

    Salado TX & 30A  FL: Egg Family: 3 Large and a very well used Mini, added a Mini Max when they came out (I'm good for now). Plus a couple Pit Boss Pellet Smokers.   

  • canegger
    canegger Posts: 540
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    henapple said:

    so you're finally on here... if Cen-Tex is the forum sheriff does that make you the commissioner?

    a warning. from time to time there is drama on the forum. Cen-Tex is usually involved so please join in. a few ways to kick start it...

    piss VI off
    hock a cheap accessory no one wants
    inform a poster how to improve the the cook their proud of.
    talk down to new members
    Tell someone their lump sucks
    Tell Travis the " Travis a method" sucks
    Tell Mickey his mini and turbo method sucks
    most of all.. be overly sensitive
    make fun of me for using the wrong state initials

    you'll see my avatar..
    references to drama, alcohol what looks like a bge in the center

    You forgot about bringing up old posts too.

  • tazcrash
    tazcrash Posts: 1,852
    edited April 2013
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    henapple said:
    so you're finally on here... if Cen-Tex is the forum sheriff does that make you the commissioner? a warning. from time to time there is drama on the forum. Cen-Tex is usually involved so please join in. a few ways to kick start it... piss VI off hock a cheap accessory no one wants inform a poster how to improve the the cook their proud of. talk down to new members Tell someone their lump sucks Tell Travis the " Travis a method" sucks Tell Mickey his mini and turbo method sucks most of all.. be overly sensitive make fun of me for using the wrong state initials you'll see my avatar.. references to drama, alcohol what looks like a bge in the center
    Also Don't forget this cycle:  
    If someone likes     ->     Tell them this method is better
    propane torch         ->     Mapp torch
    Mapp torch           ->    papertowel & oil
    papertowel & oil    ->   looftlighter, 
    looftlighter               ->    heat guns
    heat guns              ->    rubbing alcohol
    rubbing alcohol        ->    starter cubes
    starter cubes           ->    weed burner
    weed burner            ->    propane torch
    Any of the above     ->    electric 


    ** modified for Skiddy




     
    Bx - > NJ ->TX!!! 
    All to get cheaper brisket! 
  • Skiddymarker
    Skiddymarker Posts: 8,522
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    @tazcrash - in keeping with the spirit of this thread you said:

    Also Don't forget this cycle:  If someone likes     ->     Tell them this method is better
    propane torch         ->     Mapp torch
    Mapp torch           ->    papertowel & oil
    papertowel & oil    ->   looftlighter, 
    looftlighter               ->    heat guns
    heat guns              ->    rubbing alcohol
    rubbing alcohol        ->    starter cubes
    starter cubes           ->    weed burner
    weed burner            ->    propane torch

    Where does an electric starter fit in? It is by far the best method there is!
    Delta B.C. - Whiskey and steak, because no good story ever started with someone having a salad!
  • henapple
    henapple Posts: 16,025
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    electric starters suck... what's wrong with you?... Omg
    Green egg, dead animal and alcohol. The "Boro".. TN 
  • Fred19Flintstone
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    henapple said:

    electric starters suck... what's wrong with you?... Omg

    That's incorrect! Especially since I'm taking money from the manufacturer to say how grate they are. So buy one. I think they're only $150.
    Flint, Michigan
  • ericdc
    ericdc Posts: 30
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  • henapple
    henapple Posts: 16,025
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    who... village?
    Green egg, dead animal and alcohol. The "Boro".. TN 
  • Eggcelsior
    Eggcelsior Posts: 14,414
    edited April 2013
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    I don't know how I ever got through my days without this place. Where is @nolaegghead and @fleurdelirious? We need more knife talk. I hear that she has a flint to start up Nola's egg with her gutting device.
  • Mickey
    Mickey Posts: 19,674
    edited April 2013
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    <BLOCKQUOTE class=Quote>
    <DIV class=QuoteAuthor><A href="http://eggheadforum.com/profile/64201/henapple">henapple</A> said:</DIV>
    <DIV class=QuoteText>who... village?</DIV></BLOCKQUOTE>No one ever said VI was a good looking lady.<BR>
    Salado TX & 30A  FL: Egg Family: 3 Large and a very well used Mini, added a Mini Max when they came out (I'm good for now). Plus a couple Pit Boss Pellet Smokers.   

  • Eggcelsior
    Eggcelsior Posts: 14,414
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    So he is the Aerosmith inspiration?
  • Austin  Egghead
    Austin Egghead Posts: 3,966
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    About time..I just sent TFJ a welcoming message.
    Large, small and mini now Egging in Rowlett Tx
  • Mickey
    Mickey Posts: 19,674
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    Fred19Flintstone  Sir the only grates are ManGrates. You must say ManGrates whenever talking about any grate. That is the law of the forum.
    Salado TX & 30A  FL: Egg Family: 3 Large and a very well used Mini, added a Mini Max when they came out (I'm good for now). Plus a couple Pit Boss Pellet Smokers.   

  • henapple
    henapple Posts: 16,025
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    after a few beers Mickey doesn't look that bad... hey, I'm on the road all the time. :-t
    Green egg, dead animal and alcohol. The "Boro".. TN 
  • Fred19Flintstone
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    Mickey said:

    Fred19Flintstone  Sir the only grates are ManGrates. You must say ManGrates whenever talking about any grate. That is the law of the forum.

    Hey, quit giving me crap!  I know where the Official Malt Liquor of the Salado Egg Fest comes from.


     

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    Flint, Michigan
  • henapple
    henapple Posts: 16,025
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    that's almost as big as the egg he cooks on...
    Green egg, dead animal and alcohol. The "Boro".. TN 
  • ericdc
    ericdc Posts: 30
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    henapple said:

    that's almost as big as the egg he cooks on...

    lol
  • Focker
    Focker Posts: 8,364
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    or nuthouse. :D

    Seriously, welcome.  Hoping to get in touch with you soon about the 5/2 diet.

    Brandon
    Quad Cities
    "If yer gonna denigrate, familiarity with the subject is helpful."