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  • Village IdiotVillage Idiot Posts: 6,947
    When the person in front of you in the grocery check out line stands there and waits until they scan all of her groceries, tell her how much she owes, and she looks surprised that she owes money.  Only then, does she start fumbling around for her money, and typically, pays with a Welfare card, then cash for her beer, only after counting out the nickles and dimes, then searching for the three pennies.  

    At least I get to look at the National Enquirer during that time and read the REAL news of the day.

    Sheesh .....
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    Gateway to the Hill Country

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  • Village IdiotVillage Idiot Posts: 6,947
     Why did he have to pass me? (I guess because I was there)
    Because you're ugly.
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  • EggcelsiorEggcelsior Posts: 10,228
    I like where this thread is going.

    Huzzah! @henapple Huzzah!
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  • SkiddymarkerSkiddymarker Posts: 6,295
     Why did he have to pass me? (I guess because I was there)
    Because you're ugly.
    I know, I know and I can't help it, got it from my Mom - you, on the other hand, have had your brains scrambled hanging on for dear life to the bars of that Milwaukee paint shaker...
    Delta B.C. - Vee-Gan: old Indian word for poor hunter. 
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  • henapplehenapple Posts: 13,251
    Mickey said:

    EggHeads who win ManGrates at EggFests and don't acknowledge the winning.

    I have some strip steaks I'm cooking tonight and will report. I didn't win them...i found them in the bed of my truck...
    Green egg, dead animal and alcohol. The "Boro".. TN 
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  • EggcelsiorEggcelsior Posts: 10,228
    People walking around in stores or other public places talking on their phones with bluetooth.
    Especially when they are having a loud argument.

    "The psych ward is right this way, ma'am."
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  • ChubbsChubbs Posts: 4,407
    LDR said:
    The Dallas Cowboys in December.  Obviously not in January - they don't get to play any games in January, because of how they played in December.

    Because Tony Romo is the most overrated QB in the NFL
    Columbia, SC --- LBGE 2011 -- MINI BGE 2013
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  • -- Loud talkers on an airplane. 
    -- People who walk through a busy airport with their head down.  Also people who walk backwards or suddenly stop in a busy airport.
    -- Slow drivers in the left lane.
    -- Texas friends who won't drive to Austin to see their Florida friend. ;))
    I'm Kristi ~ Live in FL ~ BGE since 2003.
    I write about food & travel on Necessary Indulgences -
    You can find me on Facebook & Instagram, too! 
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  • Village IdiotVillage Idiot Posts: 6,947

    -- Texas friends who won't drive to Austin to see their Florida friend. ;))
    Hmmm. Checking calendar.....
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    Gateway to the Hill Country

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  • caneggercanegger Posts: 530
    JRWhitee said:
    People that are in such a hurry to pull out in front of you and then don't go the speed limit.
    Or sometimes, just the opposite. I'm driving the limit in the right (slow) lane and nothing really behind me, when some twit comes ripping up behind me, swings into the left (passing) lane only to immediately signal right, forcing me to brake so he can jamb into my lane to take the next off ramp. Why did he have to pass me? (I guess because I was there)
    and then flip you off like you were in the wrong
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  • MaskedMarvelMaskedMarvel Posts: 1,151
    ... People who complain about first world problems...


    :-\"
    Large BGE -- Greensboro!


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  • EggcelsiorEggcelsior Posts: 10,228
    edited March 2013
    I preemptively flip everyone off.

    It's easier to ask for forgiveness than to ask permission. ;)
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  • @Smokey- it is funny. I was still not trying to fan the flames yesterday when you posted it. that did not work out so much :))

     

     


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  • henapplehenapple Posts: 13,251

    I can't beleive I haven't made the list yet!

     

     

    I hate it when people show up late with their fabulous wife who bakes awesome bread and then steals the show with what evidently was a bought brisket....
    Green egg, dead animal and alcohol. The "Boro".. TN 
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  • AviatorAviator Posts: 1,519
    edited March 2013

    Idiots who hit the troll button on others because they have nothing to contribute or have the intelligence understand whats going on.

    You asked, here are my peeves.

    :D

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    Large and Small BGE, and a baby black Kub.

    And all the toys to make me look like a Gizmo Chef.

    >:)

    Chattanooga, TN.

     

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  • U_tardedU_tarded Posts: 1,242
    Aviator said:

    Idiots who hit the troll button on others because they have nothing to contribute or have the intelligence understand whats going on.

    You asked, here are my peeves.

    :D
    Never trolled someone had to do it just to remind you of your pet peeve

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  • caneggercanegger Posts: 530
    edited March 2013
    When you get warm beer from the beer store. Its suppose to be cold you're a beer store
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  • AviatorAviator Posts: 1,519
    U_tarded said:

    Idiots who hit the troll button on others because they have nothing to contribute or have the intelligence understand whats going on.

    You asked, here are my peeves.

    :D
    Never trolled someone had to do it just to remind you of your pet peeve
    Backatcha
    =))

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    Large and Small BGE, and a baby black Kub.

    And all the toys to make me look like a Gizmo Chef.

    >:)

    Chattanooga, TN.

     

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  • henapplehenapple Posts: 13,251
    canegger said:

    When you get warm beer from the beer store. Its suppose to be cold your a beer store

    I hate it when oriole dint use werd check.
    Green egg, dead animal and alcohol. The "Boro".. TN 
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  • MickeyMickey Posts: 15,816
    henapple said:

    EggHeads who win ManGrates at EggFests and don't acknowledge the winning.

    I have some strip steaks I'm cooking tonight and will report. I didn't win them...i found them in the bed of my truck...

    We do drawings a little different in Texas. You WON
    Salado TX Egg Family: 2 Large and a very well used Mini, just added a Mini Max +++ 5th Salado EggFest is March 14, 2015 http://saladoeggheadgathering.blogspot.com

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  • MickeyMickey Posts: 15,816

    creeping sharia

    westboro baptist church

    fox news

    CNN

    MSNBC

    Rush Limbaugh

    Rachael Maddow

    People that start sentences with: "I appologzie to those offended in advance" and proceed to say whatever the hell they want

    Standard Poodles

    Regular Poodles

    Teacup Poodles

    ferrets

    Mumford and Sons (enough already)

    all the airport stuff Kristi listed

    anything gluten free

    girls on facebook that just write "worst day ever" or "please pray for me" just so everyone says "ooooh sweetie, what's wrong"?

    anybody who tries to tag me anywhere on Facebook- uh, no thanks, I was there.

    skinny jeans

    2 dudes- 1 motorcycle

     

     

     

     

     

    :o3
    Salado TX Egg Family: 2 Large and a very well used Mini, just added a Mini Max +++ 5th Salado EggFest is March 14, 2015 http://saladoeggheadgathering.blogspot.com

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  • shtgunal3shtgunal3 Posts: 2,902
    @fred19flintstone said I hate when people gossip about you. Take this guy @shtgunal3 . He was telling me the other day he can cook a good pizza. I says "BS! The 3rd letter in your name should be an "I". I can out pizza you & serve up a world class pie in 3 minutes." Now he says he would like to see that. So I whip up my award winning dough in 5 minutes while the Egg is heating. "Don't use lighter fluid you moron! You'll contaminate my Egg!" I socked him in the nose and told him to be quiet, I know what I'm doing. By this time the Egg was nuclear. I opened it quickly and had a nice fireball. It was ready! I put the pie on and shut the lid. Three minutes later I pull off a perfectly blackened pie. "This tastes like sh!t and my Egg is ruined!" He was lying because my superior culinary skills intimidated him. You just can't teach some people. =)) Where the hell did that come from? LMAO

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  • There is nothing worse than One-upsmanship!!!

     

    Ernie McClain

    Scottsbluff, Nebraska

    (in the extreme western panhandle of NE)

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  • @shtgunal3 - You're a good sport. I thought what you said is kinda how i feel. I have a low threshold for stupid. So I riffed on it. Thanks for playing.

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    Flint, Michigan.  Named the most dangerous city in America by the F.B.I. three years running.

    We invented the U.A.W. and carjacking!

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  • I hate when it burns when I pee.
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    Fred Garvin

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    Flint, Michigan.  Named the most dangerous city in America by the F.B.I. three years running.

    We invented the U.A.W. and carjacking!

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