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When the person in front of you in the grocery check out line stands there and waits until they scan all of her groceries, tell her how much she owes, and she looks surprised that she owes money. Only then, does she start fumbling around for her money, and typically, pays with a Welfare card, then cash for her beer, only after counting out the nickles and dimes, then searching for the three pennies.
At least I get to look at the National Enquirer during that time and read the REAL news of the day.
People that are in such a hurry to pull out in front of you and then don't go the speed limit.
Or sometimes, just the opposite. I'm driving the limit in the right (slow) lane and nothing really behind me, when some twit comes ripping up behind me, swings into the left (passing) lane only to immediately signal right, forcing me to brake so he can jamb into my lane to take the next off ramp. Why did he have to pass me? (I guess because I was there)
Legally, it's questionable; Morally, it's disgusting; Personally, I like it.
Why did he have to pass me? (I guess because I was there)
Because you're ugly.
I know, I know and I can't help it, got it from my Mom - you, on the other hand, have had your brains scrambled hanging on for dear life to the bars of that Milwaukee paint shaker...
Legally, it's questionable; Morally, it's disgusting; Personally, I like it.
-- Loud talkers on an airplane. -- People who walk through a busy airport with their head down. Also people who walk backwards or suddenly stop in a busy airport. -- Slow drivers in the left lane. -- Texas friends who won't drive to Austin to see their Florida friend. ;))
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People that are in such a hurry to pull out in front of you and then don't go the speed limit.
Or sometimes, just the opposite. I'm driving the limit in the right (slow) lane and nothing really behind me, when some twit comes ripping up behind me, swings into the left (passing) lane only to immediately signal right, forcing me to brake so he can jamb into my lane to take the next off ramp. Why did he have to pass me? (I guess because I was there)
I hate it when people show up late with their fabulous wife who bakes awesome bread and then steals the show with what evidently was a bought brisket....
@fred19flintstone said I hate when people gossip about you. Take this guy @shtgunal3 . He was telling me the other day he can cook a good pizza. I says "BS! The 3rd letter in your name should be an "I". I can out pizza you & serve up a world class pie in 3 minutes." Now he says he would like to see that. So I whip up my award winning dough in 5 minutes while the Egg is heating. "Don't use lighter fluid you moron! You'll contaminate my Egg!" I socked him in the nose and told him to be quiet, I know what I'm doing. By this time the Egg was nuclear. I opened it quickly and had a nice fireball. It was ready! I put the pie on and shut the lid. Three minutes later I pull off a perfectly blackened pie. "This tastes like sh!t and my Egg is ruined!" He was lying because my superior culinary skills intimidated him. You just can't teach some people.
=)) Where the hell did that come from? LMAO
LBGE, Sweet home Alabama........
Stay thirsty my friends .
@shtgunal3 - You're a good sport. I thought what you said is kinda how i feel. I have a low threshold for stupid. So I riffed on it. Thanks for playing.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit!
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-- Texas friends who won't drive to Austin to see their Florida friend. ;))
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You asked, here are my peeves.
:DLarge and Small BGE
And all the toys to make me look like a Gizmo Chef.
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westboro baptist church
fox news
CNN
MSNBC
Rush Limbaugh
Rachael Maddow
People that start sentences with: "I appologzie to those offended in advance" and proceed to say whatever the hell they want
Standard Poodles
Regular Poodles
Teacup Poodles
ferrets
Mumford and Sons (enough already)
all the airport stuff Kristi listed
anything gluten free
girls on facebook that just write "worst day ever" or "please pray for me" just so everyone says "ooooh sweetie, what's wrong"?
anybody who tries to tag me anywhere on Facebook- uh, no thanks, I was there.
skinny jeans
2 dudes- 1 motorcycle
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And all the toys to make me look like a Gizmo Chef.
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit!
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