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FYI. I cook EVERY night I'm not at the fire station. If you do that, eventually the wife will get used to having no say in what's for dinner. Then YOU get to decide when you eat out and when you don't. She will eventually brag to her friends how you cook every night, and they will tell her how lucky she is. She will, in time, start to believe them. When you have accomplished all of this, you determine what's for dinner,so, you can cook on the egg every night if you please. Secondly, you can drink your beer at the house, which is much cheaper. Better food, more beer, bigger buzz, jealous wife friends, and much more fun! I eat what I want, drink as many beers and I want, and have never spent a night on the couch! I think the smell of Hickory may have a hypnotic effect....SWMBO, you are getting sleeeeppppyyy....Haha!