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Not on my Egg

MickeyMickey Posts: 16,045
@TheOnion: "Why aren’t we supposed to eat another human? Maybe it’s just one of those social etiquette things."http://t.co/TY1cQbc7bf
Salado TX Egg Family: 2 Large and a very well used Mini, just added a Mini Max (I'm good for now). 

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  • shtgunal3shtgunal3 Posts: 2,902
    That needs to be the last article that dude ever writes.

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     LBGE,SBGE, and a mini makes three......Sweet home Alabama........ Stay thirsty my friends .

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  • EggcelsiorEggcelsior Posts: 10,477
    shtgunal3 said:

    That needs to be the last article that dude ever writes.

    You know the Onion is a satirical newspaper, right?
    ;)
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  • shtgunal3shtgunal3 Posts: 2,902
    Is that another way to spell WRONG?

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     LBGE,SBGE, and a mini makes three......Sweet home Alabama........ Stay thirsty my friends .

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  • EggcelsiorEggcelsior Posts: 10,477
    I'm not following. The Onion is a joke newspaper. Always has been. I have a book with some famous Onion "headlines", like this:

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    While it is wrong, it is just a silly joke.
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  • Max232Max232 Posts: 76
    You wouldn't want to put me on your egg anyway, I'd be like one of those bad pork butts you come across every now and then, way too much fat to trim :D

    Stereo egging w/ xl and med eggs! BBQ guru

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  • shtgunal3shtgunal3 Posts: 2,902
    I guess I'm an idiot. But it's still wrong.

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  • SkiddymarkerSkiddymarker Posts: 6,468
    Well there are/were many cultures that cannibalism is the way of life. Our culture has defined all "men" (meaning both sexes) as equal and in death we show respect and reverence to the departed as they travel to the afterlife. They have to arrive with all their body parts or at least go through the process (cremation) as a whole being. 
    Hell, there are cultures that don't/won't eat beef, as the "cow" is either sacred or a friend you work with. 
    Dogs have been on the menu in many cultures, yet in our culture they are revered pets. 

    The questions posed in "The Onion" although meant to be satirical, actually pose an interesting point of discussion. The concept of "soylent green" may not so far fetched in the future, the good news is it comes prepared ready to eat, no egg required. 
    Delta B.C. - Vee-Gan: old Indian word for poor hunter. 
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  • FanOfFanboysFanOfFanboys Posts: 1,774
    Kinda related but did y'all see the poop steaks from Japan?
    Boom
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  • FanOfFanboysFanOfFanboys Posts: 1,774
    Here is link. I'm def eating human flesh before human poop. http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2011/06/17/japanese-scientists-create-meat-from-poop/
    Boom
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  • FanOfFanboysFanOfFanboys Posts: 1,774
    @skiddymarker I lived in Philippines for 5 years. I was a kid but we ate some 'weird' stuff. Though I liked balut. Did eat rice from dogs stomach, don't remember it.
    Boom
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  • EggcelsiorEggcelsior Posts: 10,477
    Skiddy, great sci-fi pull. Unfortunately, the future is here:

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  • Little StevenLittle Steven Posts: 27,075
    Humans are tough. You need to braise them. Need a big pot

    Steve 

    Caledon, ON

     

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  • SmokinDAWG82SmokinDAWG82 Posts: 1,704
    Have we stooped to this?  It brings a whole new meaning to MANGRATES
    LBGE
    Go Dawgs! - Marietta, GA
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  • Little StevenLittle Steven Posts: 27,075
    Have we stooped to this?  It brings a whole new meaning to MANGRATES

    Nice!

    Steve 

    Caledon, ON

     

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  • Ragtop99Ragtop99 Posts: 1,338
    In case you missed this last November:

    BEIJING — The online version of China's Communist Party newspaper has hailed a report by The Onion naming North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un as the "Sexiest Man Alive" – apparently unaware it is satire.

    The People's Daily ran a 55-page photo spread on its website Tuesday in a tribute to the round-faced leader, under the headline "North Korea's top leader named The Onion's Sexiest Man Alive for 2012."

    Quoting The Onion's spoof report, the Chinese newspaper wrote, `'With his devastatingly handsome, round face, his boyish charm, and his strong, sturdy frame, this Pyongyang-bred heartthrob is every woman's dream come true."

    "Blessed with an air of power that masks an unmistakable cute, cuddly side, Kim made this newspaper's editorial board swoon with his impeccable fashion sense, chic short hairstyle, and, of course, that famous smile," the People's Daily cited The Onion as saying.

    The photos the People's Daily selected include Kim on horseback squinting into the light and Kim waving toward a military parade. In other photos, he is wearing sunglasses and smiling, or touring a facility with his wife.

    An online editor for the People's Daily said Wednesday that the photo spread would be taken offline.


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  • henapplehenapple Posts: 13,527
    So many things to say....I'll refrain.
    Green egg, dead animal and alcohol. The "Boro".. TN 
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  • SkiddymarkerSkiddymarker Posts: 6,468
    Have we stooped to this?  It brings a whole new meaning to MANGRATES

    Nice!
    Mangrates no good for people prep, just like you said LS, you need a big pot - haven't seen one in the Lodge catalogue, will keep looking. 
    Delta B.C. - Vee-Gan: old Indian word for poor hunter. 
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  • BotchBotch Posts: 2,962
    I've got an older cookbook called How to Serve your Fellow Man...
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