grills and wives

henapple · February 20

Saw a post about a gasser yesterday and got me to thinking.

My gasser reminds me of my ex-wife. While she has some years on her with a little paint and a couple of additions she still looks good. Easy to turn on but equally easy to turn off. I had a difficult time getting her to work and when she did she seemed to run out of energy all the time. I have some fond memories of her but mostly she was a pain in the ass. I even let my neighbor borrow her and he wasn't impressed. I had a friend that had made a change and knew it was time.

My new beauty is something special. A curvaceous body and the cutest little dimples. She's got a grate rack and well, let's just say her bottom vent controls what I do. She takes a little longer to get warned up but damn, she'll go all night. Low and slow baby. No add ons needed but she loves to accessorize and I gladly oblige. I'll never complain about spending money on her...even built her a home. I experiment with her and it's usually a little spicy....I can do anything with her. My favorite time is having cocktails and spending time with her. My friends love her as much as I do. The guys can look but never touch..I tell them to get there own. I think the defining proof of my love is I want to add a little one. I would never do that before her. Sure, she'll blow a gasket when she gets hot and her moods go up and down but I've learned to leave her alone and she always comes around. To me she's perfect and i love her more and more each day.

canegger · February 20

That was awesome. We'll done =))

SmokinDAWG82 · February 20

I think I need a cigarette

^:)^

Charlie tuna · February 20

"Grills and Wives" have the same rules as "posting without pictures" -- it didn't happen without pictures!! >:D<

Eggcelsior · February 20

henapple · February 20

Charlie tuna said:
"Grills and Wives" have the same rules as "posting without pictures" -- it didn't happen without pictures!! >:D<

Some pics can't be posted.

Chubbs · February 20

Eggcelsior said:

Come on Hen, when you asked me to send you My thoughts about my egg and how I compare to a woman I didn't know you were posting them on a public forum.

Charlie tuna · February 20

Well, you did a good job of explainin the difference betweet the wives ---- a very good job, but you know what they say about
"the eyes of the behold-her" ;) Kind of like "before " and "after" food pictures.

Direct VS Indirect --------------------------- we need photos !!

:x

caliking · February 20

I can't stop laughing... how true. :))

CeramicChef · February 20

I think I need a smoke and a shower! =)) that was one of the funniest posts I've ever read. You should be writing stand up! :))

shtgunal3 · February 20

Damn that's funny!

bigphil · February 20

=)) =)) awesome

cortguitarman · February 20

This has some truth, but if you are feeling lonely, there are some things you just shouldn't put in that bottom vent.

Bill_Swerski · February 20

incredible

RAC · February 20

Awesome!

Cookbook_Chip · February 20

Love it! Printing it! Hanging it on the wall!

Aviator · February 20

Hen, are you taking your meds regularly??

:)) Obsession is not to be taken lightly around here. Its a full time job.

Diptip · February 21

So, did you decide to get the extra large?

;;) :-*

Tjcoley · February 21

Nicely done sir, very nicely done.

Kosko · February 21

That's funny I don't care you are! Henapple you're my hero!

Skiddymarker · February 21

great post, obviously on a change of meds or found a bottle in the back of the cupboard.....

:))

Central_Bama_Egger · February 21

Oh My God that is absolutely right!! I can't stop laughing. Holy crap!!!

gabriegger · February 21

Does she have a sister?

WRA · February 21

Hilarious!

Central_Bama_Egger · February 21

I just read it for the 3rd time. A Masterpiece.

Eggcelsior · February 21

Henapple could retire from the forum now and forever remain the originator of the best thread ever. This may beat mangrates.

(please don't retire)

canegger · February 21

I know I'm new but that is the most likes I have ever seen and it is well earned I even showed the SWMBO and she liked it =D>

YouEnjoyMyEgg · February 21

A+

pluffmud · February 21

Outstanding! Muchas gracias.

Eggcelsior · February 21

pluffmud said:
Outstanding!
Muchas gracias.

Great handle. Are you in/from Charleston?

Griffin · February 21

That was fantabulous!!

Just like my gasser, I got rid of my ex-wife and never looked back. Life is better with the Egg and the new SWMBO'ed.

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