OT: You Know You're An Egghead When...

JRWhitee · February 5

Your friends call to make reservations to have dinner at your house and they offer to bring all the uncooked food a day in advance.

Eggcelsior · February 5

I hope he knows a good estate lawyer

lousubcap · February 5

@CeramicChef-the simple solution-just buy BGE's so that each kid can get one when you check-out. You can try this reasoning on SWMBO (it may work??).

Some great lines in this thread-very creative.

rbaldwin83 · February 5

When your coworkers ask you why you smell like bbq at 8am

Mickey · February 5

nolaegghead said:

You know you're an egghead when....your wife padlocks the lower vent closed and buys a bottle of K-Y Yours and Mine....

We are still talking about the egg?????????????

nolaegghead · February 5

Mickey, do I have to explain everything?!
=))

Skiddymarker · February 5

I knew I was an Egghead when my 6 year old granddaughter gave me big hug and says "PaPa, you smell so good, just like the chicken".... brought a tear to my eye.

(And all those years I used an aftershave trying to impress my girls)

RLeeper · February 6

When you try to convince friends and family....and total strangers that they NEED an Egg

shtgunal3 · February 6

When you no longer refer to it as cooking or grilling. Example... I think I'll go "egg" some ribeye's for supper.... I'm egging ribeye's and ABT's right now.

henapple · February 6

nolaegghead said:
You know you're an egghead when....your wife padlocks the lower vent closed and buys a bottle of K-Y Yours and Mine....

At least pull the egg in the bdr so you can look at it...it's arousing....or buy her green lingerie with a daisy wheel black hat...oh, and a smoke machine.

nolaegghead · February 6

henapple said:

You know you're an egghead when....your wife padlocks the lower vent closed and buys a bottle of K-Y Yours and Mine....
At least pull the egg in the bdr so you can look at it...it's arousing....or buy her green lingerie with a daisy wheel black hat...oh, and a smoke machine.

We have a mirror ball that looks xactly like an egg....

Dyal_SC · February 6

When you plan your weekends around what's going to be on the smoker. And weeknights. Heck, most of my life is revolving around the dang egg. I find myself polishing and shining up each green dimple on the dome, even when it's not in use.........

My name is Dyal.... I am an Eggoholic. :-S

Tjcoley · February 6

When you always capitalize the 'E' in Egg, making it a proper noun.

Botch · February 6

You know you're an Egghead when:

You catch yourself "burping" your gasser.

And the hood of your truck.

And your waffle iron.

:D

Chubbs · February 6

When you join a forum and have more than one screen name like a few on here.

SmokinDAWG82 · February 6

When your neighbor calls at 6AM in a panic to tell you there is smoke coming from your deck and you just say YEP!

Griffin · February 6

When you have new people over for a cookout. They ask what the big deal about the "egg thing" is and before you can even open your mouth, your regular visitors jump in and start answering the questions for you.

caliking · February 6

michigan_jason said:

Even when the eggs aren't cooking, you are still having a drink on the deck sitting with them as if they are one of the boys. (do it all the time, and yes, I talk to them as well.)

When you check the forum one last time before going to bed and hit the OT button by mistake coz SWMBO is giving you that look "you're on the egg forum AGAIN??"

Eggcelsior · February 6

Botch said:

You know you're an Egghead when:

You catch yourself "burping" your gasser.
And the hood of your truck.
And your waffle iron.

:D

Don't forget the toilet seat.

500 · February 6

...you get busted by your boss for checking the forum during work hours. Just happened to me. I'm out for awhile.

Eggcelsior · February 6

500 said:

...you get busted by your boss for checking the forum during work hours. Just happened to me. I'm out for awhile.

Bring him some Egged food tomorrow. Like candy from a baby!

Sorry to hear that, though.

NecessaryIndulg · February 6

... when your spouse chases you around the house because you smell like a baby back rib. :x

ccpoulin1 · February 6

When you ask your 9 year old what she wants her mother to make her for her birthday dinner, and she says "can you make me Juicy Lucy's dad"? (true story, happened last night)

Talk about bringing a tear to your eye!

JRWhitee · February 6

NecessaryIndulg said:

... when your spouse chases you around the house because you smell like a baby back rib. :x

Are you wearing sauce? :@)

smokesniffer · February 6

Solson005 said:

You buy a small to take camping, over to friends houses, and when you have to be away from your large..

Then you buy a eggCARTen to make it even easier to transport around.

I know where you are coming from. :x ;)

woody's wood pit · February 7

You know your an Egg Head when your triying to figure out how to pull an egg behind the golf cart! Ribs wold be great on the back nine!!!!

henapple · February 7

You know you're an Egg Head when you spend as much time taking and posting pictures of your cooks as you did actually cooking.

BYS1981 · February 7

When you make cornball threads on a forum lol

Chubbs · February 7

When you start threads about getting a BGE tattoo...

http://eggheadforum.com/discussion/961025/kinda-ot-tattoos

TonyA · February 7

When you don't shudder at the notion of having to shovel a 75 foot path through 2 feet of snow this weekend so you can cook.

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