OT: You Know You're An Egghead When...

JohnInCarolina · February 5

You wake up with wood. ;)

TMI?

Mickey · February 5

You take pictures before every meal (and your wife makes the face).

RLeeper · February 5

Mickey said:

You take pictures before every meal (and your wife makes the face).

Makes the face but enjoys the heck out of dinner. Mine does it every time!

rholt · February 5

I get the face all the time. Well worth it in my book though.

robnybbq · February 5

Oh The Face.

My other note is when you have an expensive Gasser sitting covered for almost a year since getting the Egg. Poor Weber. I should look to sell it.

michigan_jason · February 5

Even when the eggs aren't cooking, you are still having a drink on the deck sitting with them as if they are one of the boys. (do it all the time, and yes, I talk to them as well.)

michigan_jason · February 5

When you drive around with your egg just because you don't want it to be lonely when you leave the house.

Gezr · February 5

When you love the smell of smoke in the morning.

Bjorg · February 5

That face! Even my 5 year old makes it.

When you make a wok cook at -20c (yesterday)

fishlessman · February 5

when they make that face, take a pic of it and tell them your posting it on line
:))

JohnInCarolina · February 5

michigan_jason said:

When you drive around with your egg just because you don't want it to be lonely when you leave the house.

When you insist that your egg wear its seat belt.

Fred19Flintstone · February 5

JohnInCarolina said:

michigan_jason said:

When you drive around with your egg just because you don't want it to be lonely when you leave the house.

When you insist that your egg wear its seat belt.

When the Egg rides shotgun & everyone else rides in back.

Eggcelsior · February 5

Gezr said:

When you love the smell of smoke in the morning.

Smells like victory!

smokesniffer · February 5

michigan_jason said:

When you drive around with your egg just because you don't want it to be lonely when you leave the house.

Hey why don't you lift up the side table and use it as an armrest. =)) =))

Mickey · February 5

I make mine ride in the back with the bikes.

Hokie_Smoker · February 5

When your dog smells like smoke instead of a dog.

Mickey · February 5

Hokie_Smoker said:

When your dog smells like smoke instead of a dog.

Now that is funny =))

fishlessman · February 5

mine prefers the road not taken

QDude · February 5

When you are the only person up at 3:30 am firing up the egg for a great dinner that night!

Eggcelsior · February 5

fishlessman said:

mine prefers the road not taken

When I saw this I could only think of this caption:

"Not today Junior. You gotta grow a little to handle a full rack"

"Bu-but...but Pa, I can do it. Just split the rack in half"

"I know, son. But you gotta stay home and take care of momma. Man here is fishless. Egging in a canoe can be scarier then a mountain lion in heat, trying to get the elk in your dome. He gets real angry when he ain't catchin' nothin'. Beer cans go flyin', boat starts a-rockin'.... I might fall in! If that happens son, you are the Egg of the house."

"Okay, pa. I love you!"

"I love you, son...:tear:"

Mickey · February 5

Eggcelsior you are not well.

Solson005 · February 5

You buy a small to take camping, over to friends houses, and when you have to be away from your large..

Then you buy a eggCARTen to make it even easier to transport around.

rbaldwin83 · February 5

When your butcher asks "whatcha putting on the egg tonight" every time you walk in the grocery store.

michigan_jason · February 5

smokesniffer said:

michigan_jason said:

When you drive around with your egg just because you don't want it to be lonely when you leave the house.

Hey why don't you lift up the side table and use it as an armrest. =)) =))

I put the laptop on it lol...

michigan_jason · February 5

Fred19Flintstone said:

michigan_jason said:

When you drive around with your egg just because you don't want it to be lonely when you leave the house.

When you insist that your egg wear its seat belt.
When the Egg rides shotgun & everyone else rides in back.

Funny because it's true.

Browninggold · February 5

michigan_jason said:

When you drive around with your egg just because you don't want it to be lonely when you leave the house.

When you take your Egg to inspiration point. :)>-

CeramicChef · February 5

You know you're an Egghead when your kids, who grew up with the Egg, are arguing who gets it when your dead, dead, dead! I'm sure proud of my kids, but worried about the terms of my living will!

Do ya think they'd pull the plug just to get the Egg?

:-O

Eggcelsior · February 5

CeramicChef said:

You know you're an Egghead when your kids, who grew up with the Egg, are arguing who gets it when your dead, dead, dead! I'm sure proud of my kids, but worried about the terms of my living will!
Do ya think they'd pull the plug just to get the Egg?
:-O

Screw the bastards! Sell it on Craigslist!

nolaegghead · February 5

Can't sell it if you're dead!

nolaegghead · February 5

You know you're an egghead when....your wife padlocks the lower vent closed and buys a bottle of K-Y Yours and Mine....

Eggcelsior · February 5

That would have to be stipulated in the will and commissioned by the executor.

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