look what mangrates did to the forum

Canugghead · January 12

Fred19Flintstone · January 13

Maybe it was the mankini pic?

Eggcelsior · January 13

Sorry about that guys.

nolaegghead · January 13

Damn you mangrate! Damn you Eggcelsior! ;)

Eggcelsior · January 13

I will go to the mangrates of hell for this...

nolaegghead · January 13

Anonymous just launched another denial of service attack against this forum after that last post, Eggcelsior. Grate.

Eggcelsior · January 15

Screw the forum, look at what mangrates is doing to my data use!

Chubbs · January 15

Miracle grate Amazing flavor No grease on the coals Grill marks galore Raising the grate standards Absolutely priceless Tremendous heat retention Eggsessory of the year Should be a staple for every egg

Scottborasjr · January 15

I can't tell if you guys are being sarcastic with this mangrates stuff or not. I have had the best meals I have ever had off the egg without having a frying pan with ridges on top of the grate.

Chubbs · January 15

Chubbs said:
Miracle grate
Amazing flavor
No grease on the coals
Grill marks galore
Raising the grate standards
Absolutely priceless
Tremendous heat retention
Eggsessory of the year
Should be a staple for every egg

This is obviously a joke. The way it posted ruined my lame attempt.

Eggcelsior · January 15

Chubbs, I would be careful with calling it a joke. I hear the mangrates rule with an iron fist.

500 · January 15

Has this Mangrates discussion gone on long enough to deserve euphemism status? "Don't go all Mangrate on us Chubbs, we're just joking." "Don't come in, I'm Mangrating." or "Kiss my Mangrate."

Chubbs · January 15

Hahaha. I wouldn't dare do such a thing. [-X

AleBrewer · January 15

The best is "don't come in, I'm Mangrating" !!

Reminds me of the scene in Fast Times when Brad is in the bathroom(mangrating) and Phoebe Cates walks in on him

michigan_jason · January 15

This is getting ridiculous lol. Good stuff.

Eggcelsior · January 15

Perhaps one of the most interesting words
in the English language today, is the word MANGRATE.
Out of all of the English words which begin with the letter M, MANGRATE is the only word referred to as the "M" word, it's the one magical word.
MANGRATE as most words in the english language,
is derived from German,
the word "der Mann das Gitter", which means to be the most awesome, greatest ever.
In English,MANGRATE falls into many grammatical categories.

As a transitive verb, for instance.
John MANGRATE-ed Shirley.
As an intransitive verb, Shirley MANGRATES.
It's meaning's not always sexual;
it can be used as an adjective, such as
John's doing all the MANGRATE-ing work.
As part of an adverb,
Shirley talks too MANGRATE-ing much.
As an adverb enhancing an adjective,
Shirley is MANGRATE-ing beautiful.
As a noun, I don't give a MANGRATE.
As part of a word abso-MANGRATING-lutely,
or in-MANGRATE-credible.
And, as almost every word in the sentence,
MANGRATE the MANGRATE-ing MANGRATE-ers.

As you must realize,
there aren't too many words
with the versatility of MANGRATE.
As in these examples describing situations
such as fraud,
I got MANGRATE-ed at the used car lot.
Dismay, Aw MANGRATE it.
Trouble, I guess I'm really MANGRATE-ed now.
Agression, Don't MANGRATE with me buddy.
Difficulty, I don't understand this MANGRATE-ing question.
Inquiry, Who the MANGRATE was that?
Dissatisfaction, I don't like what the MANGRATE is going on here.
Incompetence, He's a MANGRATE-off.
Dismissal, Why don't you go outside and play hide-and-go-MANGRATE yourself?

I'm sure you can think of many more examples.
With all these multi purpose applications,
how can anyone be offended when you use the word?
We say, use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech.
It will identify the quality of your character immediately.
Say it loudly, and proudly!
MANGRATE you!

Mickey · January 15

Eggcelsior do you work, you have way to much time on your hands or do you run a car store like me ^:)^ OR are you like VI and just sit around the house eating woked food all day packing heat.

AleBrewer · January 15

Was thinking the same thing Mickey.....well, not the part about VI though.

CavemanCook · January 15

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Village Idiot · January 15

Mickey said:

OR are you like VI and just sit around the house eating woked food all day packing heat.

henapple · January 15

One small step for man...one giant leap for the mangrates.

CavemanCook · January 15

You wont see me stifling creativity... some of us need it to keep our brains sharp

Mickey · January 15

Good morning Gary. I see you had tooooo much coffee already.

No word from you of late, just wanted to be sure you were vertical :-B

Eggcelsior · January 15

Mickey said:

Eggcelsior do you work, you have way to much time on your hands or do you run a car store like me ^:)^ OR are you like VI and just sit around the house eating woked food all day packing heat.

I spend a lot of time on hold with insurance companies trying to get really expensive medications authorized. My days used to be boring. Then I found the forum. I think this is why the internet was invented.

Focker · January 15

For being a RN, you do have alot of "down" time. ;)

Griffin · January 15

So, if what I am reading is right, Mangrate is a word that can be used like Smurf, @Eggcelsior? That is smurf-tastic....I mean mangrate-tastic!

Eggcelsior · January 15

Focker said:

For being a RN, you do have alot of "down" time. ;)

Indeed. It is alot different than being a trauma RN. Only worked 3 days per week then.

Griffin said:

So, if what I am reading is right, Mangrate is a word that can be used like Smurf, @Eggcelsior? That is smurf-tastic....I mean mangrate-tastic!

I mangrate-ly approve.

michigan_jason · January 15

Eggcelsior said:

Mickey said:

Eggcelsior do you work, you have way to much time on your hands or do you run a car store like me ^:)^ OR are you like VI and just sit around the house eating woked food all day packing heat.

I spend a lot of time on hold with insurance companies trying to get really expensive medications authorized. My days used to be boring. Then I found the forum. I think this is why the internet was invented.

Better tell Al Gore thank you.

The Cen-Tex Smoker · January 15

AleBrewer said:

The best is "don't come in, I'm Mangrating" !!

Reminds me of the scene in Fast Times when Brad is in the bathroom(mangrating) and Phoebe Cates walks in on him

doesn't anybody knock anymore?

michigan_jason · January 15

LOL I thought that as well.

Eggcelsior · January 15

The other issue is, the mangrate does't fit on the door knob like a sock does.

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