green egg Christmas

henapple · December 2012

Being near Nashville everybody is a song writer. This song is for y'all. Sing in your best Bing voice.

I'm dreaming of a green egg Christmas
Not like the ones i used to know
With the chicken grilling
And me just chillin
Cigar and the beer is really cold

I'm dreaming of a green egg Christmas
With a smoked pork roast and some greens
With a rum and Cola
Reading post by Nola
Of how he cooks such fine cuisine.

I'm dreaming of a green egg Christmas
And using my new thermapen
So my brisket's not dry
And i will not cry
From ordering pizza once again

I'm dreaming of a green egg Christmas
With great advice from everyone
Checking on this forum
Using my decorum
Man, this egging is so fun

I'm dreaming of a green egg Christmas
And now it's time too have a bite
May your days be merry and bright
And may all your cooks come out just right.

Eggcelsior · December 2012

City back decks, busy back decks
Dressed in holiday style.
In the air there's
A hint of dark smoke.

Children laughing, people passing,
Meeting smile after smile,
And on every street corner you'll hear:

Big Green Eggs, Big Green Eggs,
It's Egging time in the city.
Forget to burp, smell the singe,
Soon the hair will grow back.

LED lights,
Even flashlights,
Blink on and shine on the green,
As the "pitimasters" rush out
With their meats.

Hear the snow crunch,
See the kids bunch,
This is Little Steven's "big" scene,
And above all this bustle you'll hear:

Big Green Eggs, Big Green Eggs,
It's Egging time in the city.
Ring your hands, Where's the Thermapen?,
Soon the Prime Rib will be done!

bud812 · December 2012

If you get Elvis to sing it it will sell millions..

Mickey · December 2012

Cool, very cool

henapple · December 2012

@nolaegghead....for you.

green egg Christmas

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