Seriously? You're kidding, right?

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• Little Steven Posts: 20,852

  November 2012

  Hahaha, it's a fixa uppa

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• Rebellab Posts: 41

  November 2012

  Wow. I was thinking this guy was just a slob, but then I stumbled upon the photo.

  LBGE
  
  South Dakota

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• Optiontrader Posts: 142

  November 2012

  Unbelievably, there is a $350.00 bid.
  

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• wftyler Posts: 9

  November 2012

  The worst thing about the auction listing (for me) is the 2-shot, "24-inch diameter" measurement he shows in the pic.  If it wasn't bad enough he measures the diameter from the OUTSIDE, in the first shot, he goes and slides the tape down a couple notches more in the second!  

  
  

  And that type deception can only come from a 100% 

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• Little Steven Posts: 20,852

  November 2012

  The whole back is out of it!

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• Botch Posts: 1,305

  November 2012

  Egg Exlax Extreme!  

  Live fast, die young, and leave a well-marbled corpse.

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• Village Idiot Posts: 5,759

  November 2012

  Hey Mickey.  Why don't you buy it and give it as a prize for the person that travelled the farthest to the Salado Eggfest ?

  http://willsononline.com

  

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• Daveh1976 Posts: 62

  November 2012

  Look at the question area.  Quotes a guy $430 to ship it.

  $800 for  broken egg missing all of the guts.  At least the DFMT is in decent shape.

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• ShedFarm Posts: 498

  November 2012

  If you look at the time/date stamp of the one bid that has been placed, and compare it to the time the description was updated, to include that "over the weekend vandals came into my yard over night and damage property as well as the egg lowering price", you can see it was made, before the vandalism disclosure was posted. Pictures were also added/updated, after the bid. I hope whomever made that bid notices the changes, and cancels!

  BJ
  (Powhatan, VA)

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• The Cen-Tex Smoker Posts: 7,666

  November 2012

  Wow. Nice place. Looks like Big Green Dave is selling his egg. Might be able pick up some sweet PeterV's with that if you dig around a little.

  

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• cazzy Posts: 1,893

  November 2012

  Bet you it would still cook a mean brisket! :P

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• Doc_Eggerton Posts: 2,170

  November 2012

  That is sad.
  

  Pasquali Luciano
  Buon appetito to all the BGE family
  XLBGE, LBGE, MBGE and lots of toys
  
  

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• cazzy Posts: 1,893

  November 2012

  Could see VI doing alot of woking with this rig. He'd just place his wok right on top of the bucket! Lots of air flow!! B-)

  

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• The Cen-Tex Smoker Posts: 7,666

  November 2012

  Village Idiot said:

  Hey Mickey.  Why don't you buy it and give it as a prize for the person that travelled the farthest to the Salado Eggfest ?

  
  That is very thoughtful VI. they are much easier to ship in pieces anyway.

  

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• The Cen-Tex Smoker Posts: 7,666

  November 2012

  cazzy said:

  Bet you it would still cook a mean brisket! :P

  
  I would try in the rusted out char broil first :))

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• bodski Posts: 139

  November 2012

  Wow. A real piece of eggscrement.

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• MJQ8 Posts: 43

  November 2012

  No, I have seen this. It is not as it appears. This is one of those tv shows where they re-create crime scenes. In this episode, they are trying to determine if Humpty Dumpty just fell or if he indeed was actually pushed.

  Any cook you can walk away from is a good one.

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• nolaegghead Posts: 6,040

  November 2012

  There's trash all over the yard - do I see broken wine bottles, used condoms and hypodermic needles?! - must be Dave's mom's house!
  

  New Orleans - best food on the planet. Large BGE

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• SmokinDAWG82 Posts: 1,165

  November 2012

  Somebody ought to take a whuppin for letting that happen to an Egg
  

  LBGE...22" WSM, 22" Weber kettle, WSJ
  

  Go Dawgs! - Atlanta GA
  

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• probe1957 Posts: 181

  November 2012

  The clown should file an insurance claim and remove the Egg from Ebay.  I wouldn't take it for free.
  

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• The Cen-Tex Smoker Posts: 7,666

  November 2012

  probe1957 said:

  The clown should file an insurance claim and remove the Egg from Ebay.  I wouldn't take it for free.
  

  Not feeling the "full coverage" vibe based on condition of home/yard/egg. he might be eating this one.

  
  

  
  

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• duck_hunter Posts: 131

  November 2012

  I just bought a LBGE on ebay and I am having a hard time with my low and slow cooks...

  Don't heistate, marinate! 

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• The Cen-Tex Smoker Posts: 7,666

  November 2012

  duck_hunter said:

  I just bought a LBGE on ebay and I am having a hard time with my low and slow cooks...

  Just can't seem to control the temps. I see that you guys all use the sliding door for the front hole, but what do you use for the giant back hole? Just curious..............

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• SmokinDAWG82 Posts: 1,165

  November 2012

  duck_hunter said:

  I just bought a LBGE on ebay and I am having a hard time with my low and slow cooks...

  Does it look like the one in these pictures?

  
  

  Start a new thread and people will jump in to help, what kind of issues are you having?

  LBGE...22" WSM, 22" Weber kettle, WSJ
  

  Go Dawgs! - Atlanta GA
  

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• nolaegghead Posts: 6,040

  November 2012

  I wasn't getting enough air through the damper so I just made a new hole in the back with a sledge hammer....
  

  New Orleans - best food on the planet. Large BGE

  

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• The Cen-Tex Smoker Posts: 7,666

  November 2012

  oh god. i didn't even look at all the pics. It has no fire box or ring. Just a rusty metal bucket to hold lump with some sort of zippylip gyro rig holding a grate above it. This thing is a real prize.

  
  

  
  

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• duck_hunter Posts: 131

  November 2012

  SmokinDAWG82 said:

  duck_hunter said:

  I just bought a LBGE on ebay and I am having a hard time with my low and slow cooks...

  Does it look like the one in these pictures?

  
  

  tongue fully in cheek
  

  
  

  Start a new thread and people will jump in to help, what kind of issues are you having?

  
  

  Don't heistate, marinate! 

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• Browninggold Posts: 366

  November 2012

  So everyone is in agreement maybe my bid of $350 is too high?

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• Browninggold Posts: 366

  November 2012

  I thought the hole in back was kind of unique. Very ez to add wood chunks and lump.

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• nolaegghead Posts: 6,040

  November 2012

  broken?  Hell, it's customized.
  

  New Orleans - best food on the planet. Large BGE

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