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What would you purchase. I'd buy a XL with eggcessories
Why stop there? with $500,000,000.00 I'd get maybe one or two of each with personalized handles, every accessory known to man and some "castings" with my name in them to sear the meat. With the remaining $499,950,000.00 I guess I'd buy the best meat possible, some adult beverages and a lump delivery truck and front end loader (I like to do it myself). Great to dream, eh?
Legally, it's questionable; Morally, it's disgusting; Personally, I like it.
A nice "indoor" grilling shed, with a nice exhaust system, heated floors, big screen tvs, computers (why use wi-fi when you can connect the controler to your PC), 4 or 5 1/2 barrel beer tap cooler and a couple of strato-loungers for long cooks.
I'd build and underground food lab - very expensive when the ground water is a foot below the ground here - and call it my "lair". I'd invent willie wonka dishes and hire a bunch of munchkins (maybe even little steven) to do my bidding. I'd have a river of beer and fountains of bourbon. It would be GLORIOUS!). The BGEs would have fume hoods - and the makeup air would be totally air conditioned.
I'd build and underground food lab - very expensive when the ground water is a foot below the ground here - and call it my "lair". I'd invent willie wonka dishes and hire a bunch of munchkins (maybe even little steven) to do my bidding. I'd have a river of beer and fountains of bourbon. It would be GLORIOUS!). The BGEs would have fume hoods - and the makeup air would be totally air conditioned.
With that much money, I bet you could get a deal on a used Trident or LA class sub, and then just bury it in your yard (probably some neighbor's yards too) line up your eggs in the missile tubes. Think of the sous vide capability of a nuclear reactor - the possibilities are endless, hot tub a whole steer.....
Legally, it's questionable; Morally, it's disgusting; Personally, I like it.
I'd build and underground food lab - very expensive when the ground water is a foot below the ground here - and call it my "lair". I'd invent willie wonka dishes and hire a bunch of munchkins (maybe even little steven) to do my bidding. I'd have a river of beer and fountains of bourbon. It would be GLORIOUS!). The BGEs would have fume hoods - and the makeup air would be totally air conditioned.
With that much money, I bet you could get a deal on a used Trident or LA class sub, and then just bury it in your yard (probably some neighbor's yards too) line up your eggs in the missile tubes. Think of the sous vide capability of a nuclear reactor - the possibilities are endless, hot tub a whole steer.....
Yes, I see it, yes yes yes. And I can sterilize bear meat with the radiation and eat it raw safely!!!
Only problem is the one we have with our graveyards...stuff tends to float out of the ground here. Many a swimming pool was destroyed when the water removed. Hey, is that grampa's casket floating down the bayou?
I'd pull a Ted Nugent, minus the ranting part. Buy like 100,000 acres of land and only eat what was killed or grown on it. And I'd build a UFC cage and have fights there.
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2 • Off Topic Disagree Agree 2LikeYou are a great guy! ( I don't care what the others say) What address should i send the $10.00 to?
"You are who you are when nobody is looking"
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0 • Off Topic Disagree Agree LikeNot sure what all I'd buy, but I definitely quit my job.
New camera, new truck, wife a car, and buy a ranch/build our own cabin at the in-laws ranch. Give some to my parents so my Dad could retire.
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0 • Off Topic Disagree Agree LikeA Lake House in Austin, And a Race Car. Pay off all my bills. And go Racing throughout the country. Of course I will travel with an Egg.
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