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  • TjcoleyTjcoley Posts: 3,451
    Great thread. 

    From Charcuterie:

    "I do not like
    Green Eggs
    and ham!

    I do not like them,

    You do not like them.
    SO you say.
    Try them! Try them!
    And you may.
    Try them and you may I say.

    If you will let me be,
    I will try them.
    You will see.

    I like Green Eggs and ham!
    I do!! I like them, Sam-I-am!
    And I would eat them in a boat!
    And I would eat them with a goat...
    And I will eat them in the rain.
    And in the dark. And on a train.
    And in a car. And in a tree.
    They are so good so good you see!

    So I will eat them in a box.
    And I will eat them with a fox.
    And I will eat them in a house.
    And I will eat them with a mouse.
    And I will eat them here and there.
    Say! I will eat them ANYWHERE!

    I do so like
    Green Eggs and ham!
    Thank you!
    Thank you,
    It's not a science, it's an art. And it's flawed.
    - Camp Hill, PA
  • As I pondered, nearly napping, suddenly there came a rapping

    As is someone gently tapping, tapping at my chamber door

    Some visitor, I muttered.  Only this and nothing more.

    Quote the spatch-**** (insert poultry of choice), never more....


    Egger Alan Poe

    Marietta, East Cobb, GA
  • LOL

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  • Brilliant!
  • And so it was that I found myself that foggy November evening pursing the Big Green Egg with all my heart glowing within me, and with the egger determination that not another day should elapse before I should find some low and slow that was worthy of my lady. But who--who in all this Sous Vide world could ever have imagined the incredible shape which that low and slow was to take, or the strange steps by which I was led to the doing of it?  "The Lost World" by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle. 
    Be careful, man! I've got a beverage here.
  • "I have seen something of this world," she said over the crowded trays, "and there are but two sorts of women in it - those who take the egg'in smoke out of a man and those who put it back. Once I was that one, and now I am this." Rudyard Eggling.
    Be careful, man! I've got a beverage here.
  • Never laugh at an air starved Egg

    apologies to Tolkien (Never laugh at live dragons)
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  • EggcelsiorEggcelsior Posts: 11,873
    "The egg police would get him just the same. He had committed--would have committed, even if he had never set thermapen into a bowl of water--the essential crime that contained all others in itself. Eggcrime, they called it. Eggcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you." - George Eggwell, 1984
  • This is so cool. It also separates the readers from the rock biters. One of my favorite threads.
    Be careful, man! I've got a beverage here.
  • EggcelsiorEggcelsior Posts: 11,873
    "Suddenly there was a great burst of flame through the Darkness. The flame spread out and where it touched the arm hair the hair disappeared. The flame spread until the patch of hair had vanished, and there was only a gentle glowing, and through the glowing came the thought, clear and pure. Burp it next time, Dummy. "
    - Madeleine L'Egg, A Wrinkle in Egging
  • TjcoleyTjcoley Posts: 3,451
    "The strongest of all warriors are these two — Time and Patience. Cook it low and slow.” ― Leo Tolstoy, War and Peace
    It's not a science, it's an art. And it's flawed.
    - Camp Hill, PA
  • ParallelParallel Posts: 432
    Ehhh... I don't put much stock in the revisionist History Channel anyway.

    Every time my elbow bends my mouth flies open.
  • EggcelsiorEggcelsior Posts: 11,873
    "Whenever they's a fest so hungry people can eat, I'll be there. Whenever they's a egg roasting' up a yardbird, I'll be there... I'll be in the way guys yell when they're mad an'-I'll be in the way kids laugh when they're hungry an' they know supper's ready. An' when our folks eat the stuff they egg an' grill on the tables they build-why, I'll be seeing it on the forum." - John Steinegg, The Grapes of Egging
  • Doc_EggertonDoc_Eggerton Posts: 4,571
    edited November 2014
    It is time to enjoy this some more.

    "Clairvoyant, Hornblower could foresee that in a year's time, the world would hardy remember the pulled pork. In twenty years, it would be entirely forgotten. Yet those headless corpses up there in Muzillac; those shattered redcoats; those Frenchmen caught in the four-pounder's blast of canister -- they were as dead as if it had been a day in which history had been changed.”
    C.S. Forester, Mr. Midshipman Hornblower and the Big Green Egg

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  • EggcelsiorEggcelsior Posts: 11,873
    Man, I missed this one so much!
  • Wilbur Larch relaxed and dreamed under the ether mask.  He was traveling through Africa in his dreams. 

    Candy and Homer were quietly cooking on the BGE in the Cider House for the 270th time.

    The Cider House Rules for Big Green Eggs.

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  • Doc_EggertonDoc_Eggerton Posts: 4,571
    Time to kick this one.

    Carefully covering Liam Devil with his Cheska, Father Harry Cussane (AKA Soviet assassin Cú Chulainn) crossed swiftly to the BGE, and reaching into the open bag of Royal Oak withdrew a Walther PPK topped with a Carswell Silencer.

    "Ah, me old sod," he said, "I know you too well.  We'll be having nothing of your Ace in the Hole."........

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