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Used to work in Mid-Michigan. Idk if I would ever want to move to Saginaw, Flint, or even Detroit.
We used to have a joke at work. "Let's take a road trip down through Saginaw, then Flint, and then Detroit. We'll call it Survivor!"
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-1 • Off Topic Disagree Agree LikeIf my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit!
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-1 • Off Topic Disagree Agree LikeAnd the jungle fires were burning,
Down the track came a hobo hiking,
And he said, "Boys, I'm not turning
I'm headed for a land that's far away
Besides the crystal fountains
So come with me, we'll go and see
The Big Rock Candy Mountains
In the Big Rock Candy Mountains,
There's a land that's fair and bright,
Where the handouts grow on bushes
And you sleep out every night.
Where the boxcars all are empty
And the sun shines every day
And the birds and the bees
And the cigarette trees
The lemonade springs
Where the bluebird sings
In the Big Rock Candy Mountains.
In the Big Rock Candy Mountains
All the cops have wooden legs
And the bulldogs all have rubber teeth
And the hens lay soft-boiled eggs
The farmers' trees are full of fruit
And the barns are full of hay
Oh I'm bound to go
Where there ain't no snow
Where the rain don't fall
The winds don't blow
In the Big Rock Candy Mountains.
In the Big Rock Candy Mountains
You never change your socks
And the little streams of alcohol
Come trickling down the rocks
The brakemen have to tip their hats
And the railway bulls are blind
There's a lake of stew
And of whiskey too
You can paddle all around it
In a big canoe
In the Big Rock Candy Mountains
In the Big Rock Candy Mountains,
The jails are made of tin.
And you can walk right out again,
As soon as you are in.
There ain't no short-handled shovels,
No axes, saws nor picks,
I'm bound to stay
Where you sleep all day,
Where they hung the jerk
That invented work
In the Big Rock Candy Mountains.
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I'll see you all this coming fall
In the Big Rock Candy Mountains
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0 • Off Topic Disagree Agree LikeThat's all I have to say - thanks for some of the witty comments.
I've never been called a troll and never intended to cross a line. My apologies.
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-1 • Off Topic Disagree Agree LikeFinally found the picture. "What's a Ute?"
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit!
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0 • Off Topic Disagree Agree Likehttp://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ute_people
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0 • Off Topic Disagree Agree LikeIt's a joke, son.
The movie is "My Cousin Vinnie". Joe Pesci is Vinnie, a New York blue collar guy with a classic accent who graduated from night school with a law degree. He's defending his cousin Ralph Macchio from a murder charge in the deep south.
While questioning a witness Vinnie says "So you say the two utes were walking..."
The judge, played by Fred Gwynn fka Herman Munster, interupts: "The two what?"
Vinnie (confused): "What?"
Judge: "Did you say two utes?"
Vinnie: "Yeah'"
Judge: "What's a ute?"
Vinnie (comprehending): "Oh, sorry. The two YOUTHS."
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit!
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1 • Off Topic Disagree Agree 1Liketop 10 favorite movie. I watch everytime it's on tv. Laugh out loud funny.
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0 • Off Topic Disagree Agree LikeI really liked him. He was an under-rated actor.
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