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My wife gave me morning wood

travisstricktravisstrick Posts: 4,862
edited October 2012 in Off Topic
Be careful, man! I've got a beverage here.

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  • BotchBotch Posts: 3,362
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    Live fast, die young, and leave a well-marbled corpse.  
     
    Ogden, Utard.  
  • LoggerLogger Posts: 236
    Where in the Hellllllllllllllaaa, (sound it out) did you find that? 

    I can't top it...
    OKC area  XL - Medium
  • BotchBotch Posts: 3,362
    The pic wouldn't load for me the first time; that "tree" is hilarious!  
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    Live fast, die young, and leave a well-marbled corpse.  
     
    Ogden, Utard.  
  • =))

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  • Little StevenLittle Steven Posts: 27,377
    You da man Travis

    Steve 

    Caledon, ON

     

  • Awesome. How's that conversation go when ordering?

    "Excuse me, ma'am, I'd like a bulk order of morning wood. Now, I'm concerned about it getting wet, will you wrap it up for me?"
    Mark Annville, PA
  • Doc_EggertonDoc_Eggerton Posts: 4,489
    travis, you have raised the, ahmmm, bar. 

    XLBGE X 2, LBGE, MBGE and lots of toys

  • EllisEllis Posts: 193
    Good one Travis, is the bird pecking the tree or is the tree poking the bird.

  • SkiddymarkerSkiddymarker Posts: 7,193
    edited October 2012
    Can't believe there are no chemicals in something that promises to "lasts long, when the moment comes".....
    Delta B.C. - Vee-Gan: old Indian word for poor hunter. 
  • How odd, I give my girl morning wood
    Hood Stars, Wrist Crowns and Obsession Dobs!


  • nolaeggheadnolaegghead Posts: 15,371
    The graphic is graphic.  Brings to mind the expression, "a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush"  :D
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  • If you read the package, it says Mourning Wood, not Morning Wood.  That's probably more like it, but it was Travis' wife that was mourning.  
    =))
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  • MickeyMickey Posts: 16,504
    Knock em out Travis :ar!
    Salado TX Egg Family: 2 Large and a very well used Mini, just added a Mini Max (I'm good for now). 

  • BakerManBakerMan Posts: 154
    Now that's a good wife!
    BakerMan - Purcellville, VA "When its smokin' its cookin', when its black its done"
  • bigphilbigphil Posts: 1,387
    all i can say is  =)) =)) =)) =))
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  • bigphilbigphil Posts: 1,387
    Large Big Green Egg , XL Big Green Egg . BBQ Guru, Weber Kettle, Weber Q grill for road trips.
  • freaking awesome......and Gary, that was hilarious (and so true)

  • henapplehenapple Posts: 14,672
    And I got chewed out for posting "no pics of my balls"....lol. Morning wood is the best....so I've been told.
    Green egg, dead animal and alcohol. The "Boro".. TN 

  • henapple said:
    And I got chewed out for posting "no pics of my balls"....lol. Morning wood is the best....so I've been told.
    Travis suffers from PTSD, dating back to basic training.  We need to give him some slack.
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    Just west of Austintatious

  • travisstricktravisstrick Posts: 4,862
    I'm very disabled.
    Be careful, man! I've got a beverage here.
  • nolaeggheadnolaegghead Posts: 15,371
    me too.  I am sofa king we todd did.
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    This is my signature line just so you're not confused.
    Large and Medium BGE, Kamado Joe Jr., smoker with a 5k btu AC, gas grill, fire pit, pack of angry cats, two turntables and a microphone, my friend.
    New Orleans, LA - we know how to eat 

  • henapplehenapple Posts: 14,672
    I've got PTSD from my first marriage...
    Green egg, dead animal and alcohol. The "Boro".. TN 
  • bud812bud812 Posts: 1,462
    me too.  I am sofa king we todd did.

    8-} =))

    Not to get technical, but according to chemistry alcohol is a solution...

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    Stockton Ca.

  • Lol, I was afraid to open this one, curiosity got the better of me. You are the man Travis!
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